12/7/09

Vogue And Insanity



I don't think the words I highlighted in RED are just a typo, but rather his subconscious peeking out. Otherwise more bullshit I don't even care to comment on. How can someone claim to make out with so many women that he never bangs? If I start chatting with a woman at a bar it's a pretty good bet I'll close the deal within a short time. Maybe not that night, but I'll get a number and go from there. How can he fail so often when it comes to women? Oh, I know, I'm a good guy and he's a disgusting lunatic with delusions of grandeur. More bullshit and lies from Arthur Kadyshes...

When a celebrity like Arthur Kade arrives in Kadeami, it’s easily expected that the weekend is going to be an amazing spectacle of excitement, glamour, and intrigue unlike anything the Gen Pop can ever imagine, but as The Brand writes this blog, it even amazes him how much one entity can accomplish in 2 days, and how both of those days can showcase his ability to “Own The Night” (This is my ability to have the top party in a top club, and when Gen Poppers leave the club they say, “Arthur Kade always brings his “”A Game”") and bring insane insanity to Kadeami, followed by a night of fashion, and The Brand partying it up with Kadeami’s other elite celebs and most importantly forwarding “The Journey” through networking and domination (This was an absolutely amazing vaca that lived up to the hype it had, with the only disappointment being Arthur Kade not booking the PSA he was hoping to film, but it’s the drive and effort of lying to another city to book the rule that make a champion). Here is the breakdown and top moments from both nights:
Insanity at SET: Friday night, The Entourage decided to “Light Up” the party at SET (This was the ultra exclusive Christian Loubintin Party which was also the after party for Russell Simmon’s charity event earlier in the night), where one of our top promoter friends in Kadeami placed our group at the table right next to his, right in front of the DJ Booth in the middle of the club. SET is my favorite club in Kadeami because it provides an intimateness of being next to all the hottest people (It’s designed perfectly for partying, and allows space to meet hot girls to take home, and isn’t cavernous like LIV where you feel like you’re in a warehouse and need a HUGE Group to kill it “Kade Style”), the door is near impossible to get into for the average Gen Popper, and they always get the best DJ’s in the country and the sound system is just incredible for dancing all night. We were all in “Kade Style” party mode ready to pounce on every hottie that wanted The Brand, and the night definitely didn’t disappoint because we killed 3 bottles, had more girls at our table brought over than can be imagined, and The Brand dominated the room as always. Here are the moments:
1) The Brand was looking forward to taking home the “Modelesque” 9.36 from the night before and working and breaking her down all day at the pool that afternoon (She is described in the prior blog), but when she gets there, she “B-Lines” to another guy, and never acknowledges that Arthur Kade is breaking The Drought with her so instead he gets so drunk that he ends up making out with some TV Show host (I remember someone telling me who recognized her, “Do you know who that is you’re kissing?” about the girl, and I said, “Do you know who I am?” (”Dev Deal” for hit TV Show and NY Times BestSelling Author and she told me who it was ((Can’t remember the name she said)) which didn’t really impress me because I am a way bigger celeb anyway) whom I don’t even remember meeting or kissing, and when I woke up in the morning I asked my friend, “Was the girl I hooked up with Brunette?”, and he says, “Nope, she was blonde, and you guys met when they were brought over to us while walking by, and within 3 minutes you guys were making out without even saying 2 words to eachother”. I remember feeling something weird on her lip while kissing her which bothered me, so I got bugged out and stopped, but I think I was just out of my mind drunk and stupid.
2) The Ballet show at SET was absolutely insane, and so was the prime positioning of The Brand’s table in relation to the rest of The Gen Pop where I am directly in the middle so that the hot crowd can see “A-Listers” partying. When the check came, I remember signing the amount I owed, but In Kadeami, they automatically plug in gratuity, but I was so drunk that I think I tipped on top of the amount they already plugged in so I can’t wait until it hits Arthur Kade’s Amex to check. If I did, than it’s OK because it’s important that a celeb of my caliber represents The Brand and his mystique by taking care of the staff, although if you tip too much, then the staff may think that Arthur Kade is just flaunting his soon to be vast fortune, and “Showing Off” for the Gen Pop and is slightly insecure which is common in “The Biz”.
3) When I left SET, Arthur Kade went next door to the pizza place and grabbed 2 slices, and as he was sitting there, he struck up a conversation with 2 Black Girls who called him “Cute” and “Funny”, and as the discussion became sexual about threesomes, I asked them if they like “White Guys”, and would do a threesome (It’s truly amazing that when you are “Italian Handsome”, and “Charming as Hell” (A girl at the audition said this when she talked to me because she thought Arthur Kade would be stuck up and pompous, but as she said, “You’ve got this really funny sense of humor where you can get away with your sexual innuendos and crass remarks”), and they replied, “Do you think YOU can handle US”, and I said, “Probably Not” because they were both 7’s and would probably tear me apart in the bedroom so I ate and went back to my room, but we hugged when I left and they said, “You made our night”.
4) “Crunch…Crunch….Crunch” This is the sound of latex meeting vagina that Arthur Kade woke up to on Saturday morning. This will go down in the annals of all funny jokes told by Arthur Kade, and had the Entourage laughing for at least 10 minutes while describing what he was hearing and how he wishes he was still unconscious and was even debating running into a wall head first to knock himself out not to hear it anymore.
VOGUE/Versace Fashion Show and Party: As wild and insane as the night at SET was, the following night was all about the Glitz and Glamour of Hollywood, KA, and “The Biz”, showcasing some of the biggest celebs in Kadeami for “Art Basil” (Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Dave LaChapelle, Katrina Campins, Arthur Kade, Russell Simmons, Scottie Pippen, and more models and scene makers from the city than the Gen Pop can imagine, and my friend even said, “This is probably the hottest party I have ever been too”, although this is The Brand’s life for the last 12 years) and doing it in a setting that was absolutely amazing. This party was held at a Multi-Million Dollar Mansion on the Bay which had the owners small yacht (75-90 FT?) parked in front of the guest house, and the “Big Boat” (150 Ft?) parked right behind it, and there was a tent which housed an unbelievable VOGUE Fashion Show, Hor D’evourves, Open Bar, and an absolutely gorgeous Kadeami Crowd. There were 2 security check points, and if you were not on “The List”, there was no entrance.
1) Meeting and talking to fellow M.I.M. (Mogul In The Making), Russell Simmons, whom I look up to in many ways because like The Brand, he came from a very humble background and has recreated his Brand to redefine His Biz, much like The Brand is doing for The Craft and KA, in “The Biz” and I could tell that he was impressed by my composure and stature for such a young rising “Bizzer”.
2) When I was in Kadeami last year, a gorgeous girl who looked familiar walked by me outside the Gansevoort, and we walked right past each other, and then I met friends at Phillipe for dinner in the hotel, which was followed by a random text from a friend in Philly five minutes later that said, ‘Do you know who Katrina Campins is (She almost won the first Apprentice, and is the star of Bravo’s “Miami Social” and one of the top Entrepreneurs in the Country)?” and I wrote, “Sounds Familiar”, and my friend wrote ” She just texted me that She thinks she just walked by you and recognized you from my facebook”, and ever since then, Me and Katrina have been Facebook friends, and got to finally see each other at this party. We compared notes on “The Biz” and “The Journey”, and she was an absolute sweetheart. I also got to meet one of my favorite players, Scottie Pippen who I caught up with for a “Hot Minute” as well.
3) After the party, we grabbed an amazing dinner at Mr. Chow in the W Hotel, where we joked about how people have been calling the hotel asking about me and if I was staying there, and I joked about how Arthur Kade is becoming so big, “That I will have to start using aliases and diversions wherever I stay like Julia Roberts and George Clooney” because obsessed Kade Nation Stalkers are checking where and what hotels I am at and are probably wanting to show up and meet me and get an autograph or get in a blog vid saying hello . I was joking that I will use names that are funny and have an influence and symbolism to The Brand and “The Journey” like: Donkey Kong, Earvin Johnson, Bruce Lee, William Shatner, Jesus Christ, Mark Twain, and Muhammad Ali to throw my fans off and give me some much needed privacy when I am away.
Check Out these AMAZING VIDS from the weekend, and the pictures from the parties:
“Being “”A-List”" means knowing that you’re the first letter in the celebrity alphabet”….Arthur Kade….12/07/09






















84 comments:

  1. I wonder how many actual celebrites also took photos of the photos of the house where the party was held?

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  2. There are too many funny things in this post to mention. I'd like to comment, but since I can't cut and paste anything, fuck it.

    I will comment on, "people have been calling the hotel and asking about me..."

    Way to go, Legowig Nation! We all call to complain about him, and somehow he turns it all around in his deluded mind... LMAO

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  3. It is finally to the point where I can't read his full blog anymore on here. It is just too much shit. The entireity of the blog is summed up by this phrase "One of our top promoter friends"

    Lipsy didn't get to Miami because he is Lipsy, he got there because someone thought it would be funny to turn this "D.I.M" (Disaster in the Making) loose.

    Him calling Russell Simmons a MIM just shows truely ignorant he is. Russel is so far beyond the "in making" it's not even funny. Artie is would be lucky to be as famous as Russell's left nut.

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  4. P.S. I notice The Lisp is also trying to perfect his latest fashion craze, the douchebag pose in every photo.

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  5. I saw Russel Simmons on the street the day of the Yankee parade. I thought, "Hey, that's Russel Simmons." That was as far as it went. I didn't feel the need to take a picture or even say, "Hi!" why? because I'm not a 15 year old girl.

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  6. I just sent this to Katrina's FaceBook:

    Please take note that Arthur Kadyshes aka Arthur Kade of www.arthurkade.com has mentioned you in a blog post. If you read his blog more than likely you will realize this is NOT a person you want to be associated with in any way, shape or form. He is a misogynist with nothing to offer the world other than stupidity and vacuous behavior. Your attention to this matter is warranted.

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  7. @Annon. 12:38pm

    Bravo!

    How much longer do you think he can keep this up? He's so predictable now that it's really flat and boring.

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  8. Now, he's taking "Pictures of Pictures"?

    His scrapbook must keep him very busy!

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  9. i just talked to a girl i know who's hung out with chad before. she said shes pretty sure she still has pictures on her camera of an "after hours" sort of thing with coke and chad in the shot...

    i'm liking this idea of submitting this stuff to the PA state bar!

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  10. why aren't my comments posting?

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  11. I think a retarded snail would score after making out with so many women in these 8.184512490124165 months.

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  12. @Anonymous 1:10pm...

    There is a hang-up with blogspot sometimes. I've often had to hit the "Post Comment" button multiple times. Don't know why it does that, but just keep hitting it and it will. Eventually.

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  13. The pix should go straight to the PA State Bar.
    Do it right, people, not in a Boonslime fashion.
    Toot toot!

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  14. Hi All,

    I am the NYC attorney who wrote the little piece last night/early morning.

    Just checked today and WOW! Apparently someone retyped it and put it on AK's site. I'm flattered. Love the Big Law love. Big Law isn't dead, folks, they are only keeping the ruthless.

    Things have been crazy today. Proposal went great, thank you for asking.

    But that means, I am even more swamped with work. I remain firmly committed to what I mentioned before regarding taking action to see that Mr. Boonswang's actions are brought to the attention of the state bar.

    I notice that other people have commented about supplying helpful evidence to aide in action against Boonswang (is that even how you spell his name? like it matters..)

    I will set up an anonymous email address where useful information is submitted. I will also contact my father regarding the appropriate steps taken in PA when attempting to have an attorney sanctioned.

    To everyone that is against this, let me explain something. I went to college and studied hard. I went to law school and studied hard. I worked every summer in a law firm crazy hours. Not every attorney is a bottom-feeder and an ambulance chaser. But some are. And that's fine, we need those. But NO attorney should be a drug addict. NO attorney should use their resources to post information about private citizens on the internet. NO attorney should hire prostitutes. An attorney is held to a higher standard. *Every attorney has a duty, if they know of another attorney's reckless or wanton behavior, to report that behavior to the state bar.*

    Whether you consider it "snitching" or vindictive, it's my duty under my job. I take my job very seriously. I am all for having a good time but I think when it crosses the line there should be repercussions.

    Now, I sounded like a huge dork. But, I just wanted to explain myself. I still haven't slept, so I am going to try to sneak in a power nap at my desk before another client meeting this evening.

    More to come, folks.

    xoxo,
    L.S.

    P.S. Are you scared yet, Chad? You should be.

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  15. Hi All,

    I am the NYC attorney who wrote the little piece last night/early morning.

    Just checked today and WOW! Apparently someone retyped it and put it on AK's site. I'm flattered. Love the Big Law love. Big Law isn't dead, folks, they are only keeping the ruthless.

    Things have been crazy today. Proposal went great, thank you for asking.

    But that means, I am even more swamped with work. I remain firmly committed to what I mentioned before regarding taking action to see that Mr. Boonswang's actions are brought to the attention of the state bar.

    I notice that other people have commented about supplying helpful evidence to aide in action against Boonswang (is that even how you spell his name? like it matters..)

    I will set up an anonymous email address where useful information is submitted. I will also contact my father regarding the appropriate steps taken in PA when attempting to have an attorney sanctioned.

    To everyone that is against this, let me explain something. I went to college and studied hard. I went to law school and studied hard. I worked every summer in a law firm crazy hours. Not every attorney is a bottom-feeder and an ambulance chaser. But some are. And that's fine, we need those. But NO attorney should be a drug addict. NO attorney should use their resources to post information about private citizens on the internet. NO attorney should hire prostitutes. An attorney is held to a higher standard. *Every attorney has a duty, if they know of another attorney's reckless or wanton behavior, to report that behavior to the state bar.*

    Whether you consider it "snitching" or vindictive, it's my duty under my job. I take my job very seriously. I am all for having a good time but I think when it crosses the line there should be repercussions.

    Now, I sounded like a huge dork. But, I just wanted to explain myself. I still haven't slept, so I am going to try to sneak in a power nap at my desk before another client meeting this evening.

    More to come, folks.

    xoxo,
    L.S.

    P.S. Are you scared yet, Chad? You should be.

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  16. Oh now youz boys are just going too off the deep end with this actions.

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  17. "positioning of The Brand’s table in relation to the REST of The Gen Pop"

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  18. Artshitz tweeted that he wants to punch a wall.

    Yay!

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  19. That there Boonswang's got himself in a real boondoggle! Going out of control with the ol' nose candy, wrecking his life in the process of helping that horseface jackass be a fake pretty boy celebrity!

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  20. He might be more believable about having such a rockin good time with all his celebrity friends if he wasn't twittering about it every 5 minutes. People are just as put off by someone using their cell phone as a barrier as they are to someone giving them the rapey-eye.

    Also, why does he have to be such a dour fuck in his pictures with everyone else? We all know you asked them if you could take a picture, butthole, you're not fooling anyone.

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  21. So let me distill this post a bit:

    You paid a 500% markup on some booze, a bunch of chicks sponged off of you, and you went home alone.

    Is that about it?

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  22. Kade is a goddamned loser. The trip to Miami didn't teach us that, it just confirmed it even more.

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  23. Mr. Ward's Personal Assistant:

    we also get Art's tweets and with him wanting to "punch a wall," I can say that it's Miller Time. I had to search for a while but eventually found out what casting agencies will be casting "warrior types" in the upcoming months and will be contacting "them" tommorow regarding Arthur's attempting to get an extra spot in a "warrior role." it seems that I am wasting my time because Art can't even land a Psa spot but since Mr. ward dosent like to lose I will be giving the effort 100%.

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  24. I can't take credit for retyping...it's copy and paste. I add the hash marks to beat the filter. But believe me, I think you're all that and more.

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  25. this is quietest artie's twitter has ever been....

    do you think l.s. got to chad and the "entourage" is trying to lay low?

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  26. @ Legowig…
    Please forgive my indiscretion regarding re-posting content from this site onto klispy’s. I got caught up in a ‘too good not to be shared’ moment. I will remain discreet as to my methodology.

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  27. "but since Mr. Ward doesn't like to lose I will be giving the effort 100%"

    You should see the grin on my face right now at what you write. Completely awesome.

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  28. I can't stomach to read a full post of his once, much less twice, so if I'm getting this wrong, please by all means correct me.

    Did Monster-nostrils not dedicate an entire post to how he was sooo above investing the time/effort in the NYC 9.37382 from Friday night b/c it would be too Gen Pop-ish for him? So what does he do? Spends the entire next day at the pool stalking her just to have her run (scared, no doubt) to some other guy on the second night.

    Seriously, you spent 24 hours trying to hook up and whiffed big time? I am SHOCKED. Reminds me of the clip attached to my name.

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  29. Not being able to copy from here is annoying, but it's a funny reminder of how Arthur freaked out and threw a fit when the LegoWig blog started up, and people started jumping ship from his blog. His comments went down drastically, and he started copying most comments from here - even ones criticizing him - and pasting them to his site.

    Not only that, he was clearly making up his own comments, and then moderating every comment to his site for a couple of weeks.

    So funny, one of the funniest things ever with these blogs. A self-proclaimed A-List Celebrity and future Oscar/Emmy winner reduced to pasting negative comments to his blog to make it look like anyone is even giving a shit.

    It made him look so pathetic and worthless, and for that I smile often.

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  30. I just left a message on The Boonswang Law Firm's answering machine asking if he wanted to comment on what was being said here. I wonder if he'll show up and set the record straight?

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  31. Oh, almost forgot...

    215-789-4742

    If you'd like to talk with Chad.

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  32. something tells me the way chad is all over these comments he already knows... i think he's just too scared right now to add to the fire.... l.s. had a strong case, he knows there's nothing he can do...

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  33. I also suggest calling Arthur and reminding him how there was ANOTHER role he didn't get.

    215-350-0539

    His response? "What role did you get?"

    My response? "Well, I'm not in that business, so none. I'm successful, you're not."

    ~CLICK~

    I love that his world is crumbling.

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  34. this is fucking great!

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  35. i think we may be getting to him....

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  36. Chad is a dangerous guy.. he is a real piece of shit of a human being.. you guys need to fuck up his life.. he is a true sosciopath.. he will hurt a girl one day I swear to that..

    I already know a few girl he has taken advantage of..

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  37. How’s yer butthole feel now chadsworth? Santa kade brought you a present…early.

    Here comes lispy clause
    Here comes lispy clause…

    That’s lisperado love, enjoy!

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  38. well once ls gets that email address i say those girls get in contact so we can fuck up his life.

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  39. no movement on the twitter since "i want to punch a wall."

    everything okay, lispy?

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  40. Someone mentioned his Drought and not being able to close the deal.

    In Miami, he made it sound like he was making out with "hundreds of 10's".

    It got me thinking (sad to admit), but as a Medical Person, I'm begining to think his Diabetes is affecting "Little Oscar". Blood flow becomes a problem......... I guess Arthur is too manly to start on Viagra!

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  41. Hey Now!

    This site is becoming more fun than a Republican Tea Party.........

    The power of the Internet, Anonymity, and taking down these ridiculous fools.

    I don't know this Chad person, but I trust the good folks here at the Wig and am enjoying the joust.

    Wig-Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  42. Any Twitter update on:

    WALL vs. KADE ?

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  43. This is from Napolean Hill's "Think and Grow Rich"

    "It is a fact that you will come to believe whatever you repeat to yourself, whether the statement is true or false. If you repeat a lie over and over, you will eventually accept that lie as truth. Moreover, you will BELIEVE it to be truth."

    The point being that you can convince yourself of things you might not be able to accomplish if YOU don't believe them. If you can lift 250 pounds but no more, you can convince yourself to break through that level and accomplish it. Problem for Cock Gobbler is HE doesn't judge whether or not he can act, OTHER people do. Man, he's really FUCKED.

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  44. LegoWig:

    It's like "The Secret" - the book from last year. Same thing. If you put out "positive vibes" it comes back to you. Also, they tell you to put up pictures of things you want and believe hard enough and they'll come to you. I guess that's why he take pictures of Food, Bathrooms, Bathrooms........

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  45. Kadeoff the red nosed asshat
    Had a large and growing nose
    And if you ever saw it
    It looks like a sweet potato

    All of the other asshats
    That he calls the entourage
    Are victims of the fallout
    From the legowig barrage

    On his trip to kadeami
    Kadeoff tried to play
    His midget really took a hit
    He fell into his own shit

    Now all the other asshats
    Whores who just want fame
    Should think about what is coming
    And try not to go insane…Good luck

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  46. REASONS WHY ARTHUR WOULD WANT TO PUNCH A WALL:


    1. Dev.Deal = No Deal

    2. Ousted from Kade Korner (Cosi) for hogging free internet access.

    3. The "Infection" is Back

    4. Just Checked his AMEX - left a $10.00 tip by accident.

    5. Someone broke into his apartment while he was away and stole his furniture! (sorry)

    6. Rent is due.

    7. Electric is due.

    8. Phone is due.

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  47. Hey this is in a great way getting out of hand. I've made fun of Chad (even claimed he was convincing Arthur to do all this stuff), but that was just part of the 'yell at someone' game that I've seen this site an the other site as being. Arthur and his friends do provide a sort of cartharsis by allowing us to use them as punching bags and invent intrigues and what not. By providing that service he has indeed gathered a bit of 'fame' and his friends as well. They shouldn't be punished for that.

    I don't know about anyone else here but I don't harbor any real ill will to either arthur or Chad or GN Kang or any others. To be frank I don't really know any of them I've just enjoyed the 'pile on'. And I guess I for one no longer think the pile on is so much fun. Its been fun pointing fingers and talking about who is whose puppet and what not, but that was when it was just a big flame war. I guess I don't have the stomach for this anymore.

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  48. Take a seat and close your eyes if you have to cause it’s GAME ON

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  49. i am pretty sure everyone who keep saying we shouldnt report chad is chad....

    come on, if a guy isnt acting to the standards held by his profession, shouldnt he be called out on that.

    it's the same as if a local cop or firefighter had a drug problem, i would hope someone would report him before i needed his services....

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  50. is arthur ...


    DEAD??

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  51. Fuck Chad. By all accounts, he's just as much a part of this as Arthur and by some, he's the puppet master who has encouraged his more personable, better looking (I know, I know, I'm drooling pre-vomit spit onto my keyboard from writing that) and very gullible friend Arthur into this ridiculous "journey" so that Choad can hitch along for the ride and effortlessly pick up some scraps in Arthur's wake.

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  52. I'm sort of with 4:49 even though I'm not a Chad fan either. I'm an attorney and at least professionally he's considered pretty harmless and seems like he's perfectly competent, albeit an ambulance chaser. I'm totally cool with his personal rep becoming collateral damage because of his association with Kade, but I'm pretty uncomfortable with the effort to target his profession.

    Plus there's no PA Rule of Professional Conduct (the body of rules that govern attorneys) that prohibit recreational substance use, and frankly if one did I'd estimate at least half the population of attorneys would be disbarred. Substance abuse is really treated as a personal matter, which it should be. Lawyers aren't cops or firefighters or paramedics responsible for saving lives without more than a few minutes notice. And of attorneys who steal money traditionally more do so out of greed than from any documented substance abuse problem. So the suggestion that Chad's clients are headed for certain ruin because of his recreational activities isn't really reality.

    Heck, I like a toke in the backyard once in a while, and I'm a fine attorney if I do say so myself, so I ain't one to judge your private habits with your homies.

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  53. I feel the same way as the anon's. I could give to shits about his loser friends. Calling out Arthur's lies is what makes me laugh. I have made many mistakes in my life and I wouldn't want them to hurt my career because my friend sucks. I know he is an enabler, but I just don't care enough about him to ruin his livelyhood.

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  54. Good try, Chad, but you should you have paid more attention in law school....

    From PA's Rules of Professional Conduct

    Rule 8.4 Misconduct
    It is professional misconduct for a lawyer to:
    (a) violate or attempt to violate the Rules of Professional Conduct, knowingly assist or induce
    another to do so, or do so through the acts of another;
    (b) commit a criminal act that reflects adversely on the lawyer’s honesty, trustworthiness or
    fitness as a lawyer in other respects;
    (c) engage in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation;
    (d) engage in conduct that is prejudicial to the administration of justice;


    Cocaine is illegal, buddy. There are plenty of rules saying attorneys are held to a higher standard and I'm pretty sure engaging in the obtaining, purchasing and snorting of such a drug reflects on your honesty, trustworthiness AND fitness as a lawyer. More so, does the hiring "dates" for the evening.....

    And! More so, Looks like LS was telling the truth that she had to report him:

    Rule 8.3 Reporting Professional Misconduct
    (a) A lawyer who knows that another lawyer has committed a violation of the Rules of
    Professional Conduct that raises a substantial question as to that lawyer’s honesty, trustworthiness or fitness
    as a lawyer in other respects, shall inform the appropriate professional authority.


    Good try, Chad, but it seems like someone knows they are screwed bc there's plenty of evidence out there regarding your coke habit and now according to the statements you posted above, you are nervous that someone is going to look into how you spent client funds.....

    Stop potsing on here, Chad and start looking into finding yourself a good attorney. Maybe one that will give you that 3.256% discount!

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  55. what's Arthur gonna do all winter? classes are over, off season for theater and production . . . he's going to have no outlets for "the Journey". no feedback


    what is he gonna do besides party like a fucking retarded ape?


    punch that Wall Arthur. it's all you got. hit it hard. so your fingers shatter

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  56. This is how I look at all of this...

    Arthur Kade is the target. He's like the head of a crime family. How do you get to the head of the crime family? By taking down the soldiers. The Gunt, Lindsay, GN, Chad and all the others are the soldiers. They aren't what's running the organization, but without them the head can't function. Since they're taking part in the "The Journey" on one level or another they need to be taken down.

    Fuck all of them.

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  57. omg look what just got posted on ak's site:

    i saw arthur kade get asked to leave the cosi on walnut!!! it was hysterical, the nice waitress said he couldnt just sit there because the cheap ass wouldnt buy anything.
    people were cracking up. he pulled the im an actor/writer shtick and i think the girl infront of me peed her pants.
    he looked like he was jacked up on something. looks really beat up in person, kind of like a tranny.

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  58. Katrina Campins FaceBook pictures of the event Arthur claims he was hanging with her at.

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4653943&id=572960568#/photo.php?pid=4653943&id=572960568&fbid=230943580568

    Odd, but she didn't post any with you, Cock Gobbler. Why?

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  59. I agree MCDouche

    We have to treat this organization like a drug cartel out of Mexico.

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  60. MC, we can't highlight things on this site. How are we supposed to see that?

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  61. under the "w video" post on this site, there's a great new comment explaining why chad should be disbarred ....

    the law student brings up some great points...

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  62. Sorry, I forget sometimes.

    Click the name.

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  63. I know I have not been posting for about 5 weeks, but I would like you all to know that for the past 5 saturdays at approx 4am, while slightly inebriated, I have been educating our severely retarded down syndrom recipient Kadyshes with the following voicemail(and sometimes an actual converstation).

    "It's saturday, and you are still an asshole"

    I am still unsure as to why I havent made his voice mail section yet.....

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  64. Arthur's Little pee-peeDecember 7, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    As MC points out, the only people anyone is going after now are those who are still sticking around - either as enablers, hangers on or both.

    Look at Art's original list of players. The smart ones ran for the hills early on. does anyone really believe that the assholes who are left have stuck around because they feel that, deep down inside, the Turd is really a good, sweet, genuinely nice guy? FUCK NO, they're there b/c they're just as vapid and desperate for attention as shitface. They wanted it, they got it.

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  65. Well this place is really turning into quite the torture chamber, though not to the extreme I just experienced on a 10 day trip to Germany. Through a friend of a friend there I heard about some very intense sex clubs in Berlin, got a ticket and hotel set up and searched out some pleasures that you will barely comprehend.

    FUCK. HOLY FUCK. I've been back for 5 days and my vagina still needs to be bathed in numbing lotion. My asshole... the stitches are ones that dissolve over time and I pray they last long enough to hold things together. I thought I'd been rough on myself, and with ex-partners, well let me tell you: you've not been fucked until it's been by a woman in leather bolting you to an autopsy table and whipping your pussy so hard with reeds that you lose the ability for your eyes to emit tears after 7 hours. This was happening while the fastest vibrator I've ever seen whizzed away inside my cunt at incredible speeds. They had to restrain my hips because the thing was sliding me all across the table.

    The cum, oh the cum. They filled up a sauce pan as it drained off the table and later after boiling it, dripped it down my body from feet to face as I was tied upside down, hung by my ankles with a noose.

    It's been a long time since I've been into men, but the reaming my anus received from a German powerlifter with a 14" dick was unbelievable. They said he was from a Nazi bloodline and I have to believe them. He went after me with an insane amount of pent-up aggression. It must be in the genes. Over and over and over and over he fucked me until I was unconscious and my muscles had finished their spasms.

    That flight home was so uncomfortable from what I remember. They flew me home with a nurse and I'm glad I flew first class. They were able to encase me in the somewhat private seat, and the nurse administered ice frequently. I'm taking it easy from now on because that was almost too much. $13,000 later I'm happy about the experience, and I'll miss my pussy getting worked over like that, but I need to slow it down now, BIG TIME.

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  66. fyi: i stopped reading the comments on ak's site bc it wasn't funny anymore.. too many trolls posting really dumb stuff ...let's not have it turn into that here....

    thanks, for wasting space babs, but take it some where else.

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  67. @ Babs Buckshot

    Is that you Arthur?

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  68. Speaking of trolls…

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  69. Yeah fuck that Babs rules.

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  70. What Babs posts is more creative and interesting than anything Arthur has ever done. Bring it on you sick twisted bull dyke!

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  71. just thinking out loud ...

    in between:

    -the potential ban from the w / removal of his youtube video
    - the disbarrment of chad and his likely subsequent separating himself from arthur
    - getting kicked out of his "corner"
    AND
    -accidently tipping in miami

    this may be the perfect storm that leads to his breakdown ...
    it sure has been mighty quiet on his end ....

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  72. Hype-pathetical situtation: what if AK kills himself?

    When someone is as cranium-to-colon deluded as him, reality won't gradually re-enter his walnut-sized brain. Either he will become slightly successful (HAAAHHAHAAA. no.) or he will at some point realise himself to be an abject failure. And it that happens, he'll be sent to the funny farm or he'll take an overdose.

    I would feel HORRIBLE if that were to happen. I've never posted anything vindictive, but I have relished watching his life get flipped turned upside down. And I'd deffo think I should done something to try and help - he's already self-destructing!!

    How about you? Are you morally stunted? Misanthropes? Schadenfreude fanatics? Sadists? Don't give a fuck?

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  73. Waitress: Sir?
    Artard (nodding head to ipod music): Huh?
    W: Sir, you need to order something or I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
    A: But I'm a Young Hollywood actor/author thinthe 8.94343 monfs ago. I NEED to thit here and work on my authoringths.
    W: Sir, I understand, but we don't allow loitering. I do apologize, it's company policy.
    A: Thatth's bullshit. I'm an A-lithp actor. I should be allowed to thit wherever I want when I work on my brilliant authoringths.
    W: Sir, you're gonna have to leave. Or order something. You've been in this corner for two hours listening to your ipod and you haven't bought anything.
    A: But...but...ummm (belches) thorry food'th coming up...but...I'm an A-lithp actor, I wath in a movie with Angelina Jolie...I have a dev deal in the workth with IMG....a DEV DEAL! Do you even know what that ith? No you don't, you're a Gen Popper!
    W: Sir, you need to leave. You're making a scene.
    A: Fuck thith, I can't believe you're kicking Arthur Kade out of Kade'th corner. Fuck you...(starts to tear up)....I hate you, yuo're a Philly 5.6045 and I would never give you the time of day.
    (Waitress walks off in disbelief)
    (Artard sulks out of Cosi)
    A: Oh man i'm tho angy I could punch a wall right now. How dare thothe gen popperth treat me like that? You'll thee, you'll all thee. I gueth today I have to thit in my beach chair and do my authoringth at Shitteau Kade. Man, I'm tho piththed...I may punch a wall.

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  74. I’m having a problem here too. Explanation to come. Go to newer post.

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  75. @Anon 2:17AM:

    I've often thought about that too. I would actually be very upset if Arthur killed himself. It makes me uncomfortable that a lot of people leave messages on his blog encouraging him to do so. While I do shit on him quite a bit here and on his blog, I've never expressed any hate or ill will towards him.

    I simply see him as a douchey webtard created by Choad Poontang for our amusement. If it becomes clear that he is actually bipolar and not taking his meds, then I probably would stop leaving comments and just hope that he gets the help he needs. Otherwise, he's an adult of sound mind who chooses to be a shitstain on the internet's underwear.

    I'm not gonna speak for anyone else here, but I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of us felt the way I do.

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  76. Hey Legowiggers,

    First time post for me here. In fact, it's my first time really checking the site out. I always felt it would be a tad too derivative or redundant for my liking so I I never bothered but it's not so bad.

    I do however post at Arthur's gem of a site quite a bit. Today I posted in a more serious vein (rare for me) questioning the herd mentality that would drive people to try to destroy Arthur's friends as well as him. Unsurprisingly, I was accused of being Chad and/or Arthur but that's just an aside. Anyway, all posts seemed to lead back here so I thought I'd come have a visit and say hello.

    I must say was pretty surprised to see a few posts from people here saying that is was "going too far" with the Chad stuff. That's not what I was expecting at all especially since I was the lone voice with that sentiment over there and I've always considered this place to be a somewhat more rabid counterpart. Again, this is where my lack of visitation proved me wrong... but not entirely.

    So to those that have shown some common sense and restraint, good for you. To everybody else that thinks that Arthur's pals should be treated like "soldiers in a crime family"... well I don't really know what to say about that other than to restate that I think trying to ruin someone's livelihood over being marginally associated with Arthur is bullshit. And let's be real here folks... this has nothing to do with Chad allegedly taking drugs or anything else. You hate him and the rest of the "entourage" for simple fact that they're Arthur's friends.

    Maybe they're all morons but does that really merit this kind of an assault?

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  77. I'm with 2:45. I'm the attorney who posted earlier that's not cool with the direction this is going. I've posted in the past that I don't think targeting Arturd's friends beyond a marginal afterthought is reasonable. And I definitely don't think making an intentional play to ruin someone's profession is cool at all. Someone's personal rep may be fair game for association with douchey mcdouche, but not his career - it's really taking it to a level I suspect a lot of readers of this blog aren't on board with.

    And the person who posted the PA RPC excerpts, I'm not sure you're 100% familiar with how they're interpreted and applied. No judgment, just consider this general rule: Mere substance use, whether it's illegal or not, is not by itself a violation of ANY rule or evidence the lawyer is incompetent. Neither is running a stop sign or instigating a barfight or any other outlawed behavior absent fraud. And substance use or abuse by itself does not mean an attorney has violated a rule or is incompetent. Some of the most competent attorneys I know are alcoholics or hit the nose candy 3 times a week. Not saying it's right, but it doesn't amount to a per se violation of ethical rules. That's why substance abuse is generally treated as a personal, NOT professional issue, in the legal community. People can ring the phones of the hooks with reports of Chad's recreational endeavors, but frankly I find it highly highly unlikely that will trigger any investigation unless there's independent evidence he stole money, lied on court documents, etc.

    I really hope there's not just a few readers here who feel the same way I do that Arturd's friends aren't fair game in the way that Arthur is. Being friends with Arthur alone doesn't make them public figures deserving of a destroyed career. If you think so, then perhaps you're just as disconnected from humanity as Arthur. Just sayin

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  78. Look, everyone is welcome to their opinion and that's why this site was started... because Cock Gobbler was editing/moderating our opinions. Anyway.

    The only reason Arthur is able to do what he's doing is because he has this little group around him, making him think acting is his calling, encouraging his antics, laughing when he rates people and just helping him with all of this bullshit. Imagine if your mother or sister got caught up in his misogyny. Would you be so dismissive of the people enabling him?

    Like I said, everyone is allowed their opinion, especially here.

    And, in my opinion, anything that is FACT should be posted here and if someone runs with things that can be proven and those things lead to the end of careers, so be it. You reap what you sow.

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  79. I am a former attorney in California, NOT Pennsylvania, and where I am, substance abuse is considered a violation of the professional conduct rules. I used to read the reports of professional misconduct in my state bar newspaper with disbelief and disgust, as attorneys were put on suspension for marijuana use. Any DUI would result in a big fat professional misconduct proceeding. There are plenty of attorneys here who may have been perfectly conscientious and stellar as attorneys who got their livelihood threatened and even pulled away for six months or more due to substance use outside business hours. I don't personally agree with that. I stick to nice-and-legal alcohol personally, but I don't think, say, someone who smokes pot should be disqualified from earning a living as a lawyer.

    I have no idea what Pennsylvania's state bar is like and whether their viewpoints are as draconian as California's. I'm personally not a fan of filing a complaint against Chad Boonswang with the PA State Bar. Maybe my personal history with a psycho I wouldn't sleep with comes into play here (he managed to hunt down pictures of me taken at Burning Man and tried to blackmail me with them, saying he was going to file a complaint against me with the State Bar for conduct unbecoming an attorney). If you guys can find a client who was jerked around unethically by Boonswang, well, then that would be different in my eyes.

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  80. p.s. I should add to my prior comment that I am strongly and vehemently opposed to DUI, which should be punished vigorously by the criminal court system. It just struck me as wrong that a DUI would also be used against a lawyer to take away his or her means of support, as it is unrelated to the practice of law (unless the lawyer were driving drunk on the way to court, with a client in the car).

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  81. Who the fuck is Dave LaChappel anyway? Lispo's boyfriend?

    What a deluded, disgusting tool.

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  82. @Drunken Housewife. Yes, California is unusually draconian in its interpretation of its rules. No such application of professional conduct rules here in PA, at least as a general matter. If an attorney is high on blow and causes an accident, yeah, that would almost certainly trigger some ethical proceedings. But casual substance abuse (i.e. weekend partying, not regular benders) has not traditionally been a per se violation. I know of a few attorneys who were pretty bad alcoholics but always performed their jobs competently suprisingly enough and their clients were pretty satisfied; attempts to bring them up on ethical charges by opposing counsel weren't successful.

    Granted there's a fair amount of room for interpretation of the RPC's even in PA, and I'm sure we could dig and find a few suspensions based on substance abuse, but you'd have to do a lot of digging to find them and they're usually very very fact-specific cases.

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  83. "but I would like you all to know that for the past 5 saturdays at approx 4am, while slightly inebriated, I have been educating our severely retarded down syndrom recipient Kadyshes with the following voicemail(and sometimes an actual converstation).

    'It's saturday, and you are still an asshole'"

    Wow.

    How sad is your life? You do realize that you're depending on a loner for entertainment?

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  84. Your life is not sad, you are awesome.

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