12/17/09

Return Of The Kadette


She's a Philly 4. His scale doesn't work. I hate him. Fucking stupidity and a disgusting video from Cock Gobbler, Arthur Kadyshes...

The amazing Arthur Kade, Actor/Author/Celebrity/Blogger/Model is nothing without his “Kade Style” support system of The Entourage and “La Famiglia”, and for any Nation Member who has been following “The Journey” since the beginning 9.446 months ago, will recognize this familiar face as one of “The Original Kadettes”, and since she has left, it just hasn’t been the same in Kadealot. She is here visiting and wanted to stop by and say hello to Kade Nation:
Today’s meals: 1) Steak and Scrambled Egg Whites with a Salad. 2) 5 Pretzels 3)Pure Protein Shake
“The Entourage isn’t a cliche’, it’s a lifestyle. Welcome to Kadealot”….Arthur Kade…12/16/09



23 comments:

  1. Marissa Rosen has horse gums.

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  2. This poor woman, she actually is doing some good in the world teaching children. But she is cursed to be associated with the douchebag supernova, then she is unfortunate enough to look like martina navratilova's runty sister.

    Lispy is looking rough lately- more like a giant snapping douche turtle that lost his shell than anything else.

    Zombie...zout.

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  3. Ah, when I clicked on the comment link it went to a picture of his father for a second. That dude seriously gives me the creeps.

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  4. Anyone else notice he said he had a session with his trainer at 9am and it's now 11am here on the East Coast and he hasn't Tweeted once? Maybe it's because he was awake until at least 4am. Fucking moron.

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  5. in the vid still shot, she looks about 65.

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  6. This just in: Arthur Kadyshes, master misogynist, is a massive tool and a magnet for self-hating ugly women like Marissa Rosen, Lindsay Furman, GN Kang, and Sabrina "The Gunt" Strickland

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  7. AKZList is now ArturdTheZeroDecember 17, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    First lie of the day:

    ArthurKade

    Great Workout...Great Breakfast....Can't Wait for Wrkout #2...
    about 1 hour ago from web

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  8. Arthur! Eeek. You look ROUGH. Really bad. Terrible. You didn't have very far to go, but great googlee-mooglee! That photo of you just above the last one with Marissa looks AWFUL.

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  9. Also, seriously - 5,000 a day? On a diet. Huh?! You are such an f-ing idiot.

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  10. The tweet where he hates being compared to Tucker Max made me LOL. Artie, he is uber-douche, but you WISH you were as successful.

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  11. Marissa fits the Arthur Kade mold: tacky, classless, old looking, trash.

    I've gotten very bored of the whole Kade thing. Probably done with reading anymore about him... blah blah blah, it's so boring these days.

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  12. Her parents must be so ashamed. They're complete failures who didn't teach her an ounce of self respect.

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  13. He really is a weird looking dude.........and looks well past 32 that is for sure

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  14. Kade a good friend of mine told me you wear women's underwear.

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  15. i have to brace myself to read his posts.my eyeballs want to explode.

    FYI legowiggers - artie tweeted last nite " i am a horse.i normally consume 7500-10000 calories" omg.wtf.

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  16. @Anon 5:54PM...

    Typically a single load from a man contains 5-7 calories so Arthur consuming 7500-10000 calories a day makes a lot of sense. Think about it, for the amount of time he spends in a men's room I'm surprised he's not consuming more like 12000-15000 calories of man spunk per day.

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  17. MC -
    Of course! What else could the "pure protein shake" be?

    Holy hell. He can't let the attention be off of him for more than five seconds. God forbid someone else talk and he just sit there like a normal person.

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  18. Holy shet.

    Look at those pictures of him with Marissa Rosen. He's aged ten years in two months, looking puffy and bloated and grey.

    Anybody ever read Kafka's "The Hunger Artist"? Been like twenty years, but if I recall the story, it's pretty much what we're seeing here. I forget whether the protagonist was an existential anti-hero or just deluded (as is the case with our boy Anal), but essentially we're all tuning in to watch somebody slowly kill himself.

    Merry Christmas!

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  19. And DIG that frou-frou hairdoo!

    That is too gay even for gays. (And being a gay, I know well whereof I speak.) Is he trying to be Suzanne Pleshette? Only like an old, fat, bloated Suzanne Pleshette?

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  20. Yes that is a bit of a gay haircut - I mean gay in the sense of gentlemen who enjoy sexual pleasure with other gentlemen instead of the normal way with frisky ladies. I thought that girl was ok - has a lovely smile and a definite 'joix de vivre' about her. So what if she looks a bit like a horse.....I fucking love horses, me.

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  21. "looking puffy and bloated and grey..."

    Uh, Drew? You spelled "gay" wrong in that sentence.

    Otherwise, yeah lispy does look pretty horrid.

    ZKWDY...ooot.

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  22. The rapey eyes, the enormous schnoz, the weirdly-shaped lips, the greasy, pockmarked skin...and now this awful, flamboyant haircut. Too much.

    Ohplease out!

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  23. Dat fucking t-shirt that's 2 sizes too small.

    Fuck Kade is boring. He needs to bring back """""The Kween""""" and just film him and teefs doing blow.

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