9/21/09

The Kade Wagon

Arthur Kadyshes is like the 7 year old who sets up a lemonade stand and thinks they're running Nantucket Nectars.  He has no idea what it takes to bring an idea from initial thought to full on production, let alone that a "dev deal" is really just a way of locking you up just in case someone can figure out how to make money off of you.  This is going to be fun to see him crushed when nothing comes of this "dev deal."  More delusion from the Cock Gobbler...

It is truly amazing how people all will try and kick you when you are at the bottom, but will practically give you oral sex in public when you are at the top. After announcing the biggest news in Philly in a long time on Friday with the announcement on my blog of the groundbreaking development deal that I have signed with IMG Media (A friend suggested I repost the blog with this one because I posted it on Friday afternoon and on Rosh Hashanah so many fans who read around the world at work may have not heard yet, so I am putting it below) to create the most unique, innovative , and cool television show ever made, I had everyone in the city coming up to congratulate me, and wish me luck dominating “The Biz”, and telling me, “Don’t forget I always supported you”, “I always knew you would make it”, and my personal favorite, “You know I was never one of The Haters”, and what people don’t realize is that some of them were indeed supportive of my ushering a new age of acting for “The Modern Actor” in, but for the others, I heard everything you said about “The Journey” and The KadeWagon is closed. Every person who is in The Entourage will be taken care of when I am getting my eight figure paychecks and Little Oscar lives with me, and I have told all of them to figure out what position they want to have while working in my media empire (I have actually begun to refer to myself as “The Corporation” in addition to The Brand because that will refer to the corporate side of Arthur Kade and the employees that I will have working for me soon like my publicist, assistant, full time groomer, and on site therapist, and I plan to be a Fortune 100 company one day with a stock ticker of KAD).
I am on my way to becoming one of the biggest stars in the world, and one of the greatest actors of all time, and I knew that The Brand signing a “Dev Deal” (Slang in “The Biz” for TV development deals) with a company with the power and prestige of IMG would make every girl want to be with me, but what’s funny was watching all The Haters (I know who all of you are) squirm and either try and kiss my ass now, or just hate even more because my world renowned success is like a burning iron to their face that reminds them of how pathetic their own Gen Pop lives are, and Arthur Kade is changing the rules of “The Biz” one day at a time and that is like a slow knife turning in their liver. I have another announcement on the way as well which is equal in size and magnitude to this one, and will continue to raise my already high Actor/Celeb profile to new heights and legitimize me as an entity that is so unique and pioneering that I feel like I am doing for The Craft what Muhammad Ali did for sports.
Every new girl I met this weekend heard about the news and was ready to pretty much go in the bathroom and have sex with me at will (I love the beauty of “Fame Whores” because they don’t get that using them is the equivalent of hate sex where you just have crazy sex with someone to send a message that “I just owned you, now beat it because I will never take you seriously”, and I actually said to my friend, “Kanye West said it perfectly in The Glory when he said, “”I can stand there in a Speedo, and still be looked at like a fucking hero”"”, referring to how geniuses like us can just be ourselves and let our talent do all the talking and the Gen Pop will still worship us.
I am ready for my national interview with Mancow In The Morning tomorrow morning, and I have also linked below the amazing article my Alma mater, Temple University, did about how I am the biggest and most famous Socialite In Philly and places I go to dominate. Make sure to listen to Mancow In The Morning for his exclusive interview with Arthur Kade at 7:40 EST. Also feel free to click this link and leave me a voicemail if you just want to congratulate me on my monumental achievement because I hate answering my phone or emails from around the world:http://arthurkade.com/?p=311
“Arrogance is only Arrogance when you aren’t killing it “”Kade Style”", but Genius tastes so much better”….Arthur Kade…09/20/09

If you missed it, here is the repost of The “Dev Deal” Post From Friday announcing my deal with IMG Media to the world:
Now that Arthur Kade and “The Journey” have begun to cross into the mainstream consciousness of the global Gen Pop, one of the amazing things that comes with becoming a HUGE name in “The Biz” is that people want to see how you are changing it, and doing things that have never been done before. My blog has been a perfect example of people becoming obsessed with “The Journey” and every little thing that I am doing (Hair Color, Auditions, Dating, Acting Classes, etc.), and every move that I am making, and more importantly how one young man can take all of his physical and mental gifts, and translate them into such a perfect example of drive and success. With that being the case, I have become so big that one of the largest, most successful, most well known production and representation companies, IMG, has agreed to a development deal with The Brand to create the most unique, innovative, and cool Television Show ever produced and broadcast. Let the bidding war begin amongst the “A-list” Network Executives.
Our goal is to create something that has never been done before, and will be revolutionary and pioneering for television and incorporate all of the amazing aspects that are Arthur Kade (I may bring down National Work Productivity, and potentially hurt company’s stock prices because all they will want to do is watch me on TV), and obviously The Brand has grown to the point that a company of their magnitude, reputation, and size wants to work with Arthur Kade. I had the choice to work with almost any company that I wanted to in “The Biz”, and chose the Mega-Force that is IMG Media, because they work with “A-List” talent and ideas, and understood the value and message of what I am trying to bring to “The Biz”, and the direction that I am trying to do it in finding “Little Oscar”.
Everyone knows that I am one of the most polarizing and interesting entities ever created, and I am on a mission of becoming an award winning actor, and I believe so strongly in myself that I want the world to watch it happen, and hold hands with me as I take the amazing steps that I have taken in just 6.41 months to become “One of the fastest rising actors in Young Hollywood, and a known Celeb”, and I can’t be more exciting to partner up with what I consider the top production company in the world to bring it into the home of every person in the country, and the world. Welcome to Kade Nation and Happy New Year Fellow Jewish People.
And Behind The Scene Pictures from the ultra awesome photo shoot for the potential pilot I am working on. I love The Producers and I think we have something very special here and can’t wait to begin filming and a new “The Kween”:






40 comments:

  1. "on-site therapist" Hahahahahahaha
    Two words, Prestige Worldwide.

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  2. when is he on mancow??

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  3. Nose is so fucking big it has a crease in it.

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  4. Medium African ChildSeptember 21, 2009 at 7:11 AM

    Dear Father Arthur,

    So funnies you get development deal in same week Medium African Child get one too. I with William Morris Agency for book and TV show productions.

    My agent say IMG Media, only want you for dumb-ass reality show that make you bigger famous douche, and he also point out that main reasons people keep coming back is me, my brothers and Chris Dude and he’s enormous and other bunch of people’s who make this car wrecks most compelling thing on internet.

    Without us, you just deluded idiot and not very funny. With us, you big, big star. Bear that in mind Mr IMG mans.

    Anyway WMA say they wants to tell my stories from African Bush to houses of Madonna and now Brangelina ’cause I runs away from she who have claws like vulture and horrible childrens, just like Guy Ritchie.

    From frying pans into fire though. Brangie is very strange lady and Bead, her zombie man, just sit and cry cry all day long. Sometime, he call out “Jen!” and when he do that Brangie get very angries with him and shout a lot. I think I know tells her that he is phoning Jens when she is sleeping in her coffin.

    Anyways, much loves and affections from me your African son,

    Medium African Child

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  5. “and I have told all of them to figure out what position they want to have…”

    Most would probably prefer doggy style, so they don’t have to look at his face.


    “Full time groomer” (Just one?)

    Must be some serious nose and ear hair issues


    “on site therapist”

    = Cocaine connection

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  6. KAIDS is unbeliunbeliablunbelieva...fuck itSeptember 21, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    Christ, he's somehow getting uglier.

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  7. So many African Children sometimes me forget my own name! {see above}
    Recapping for any latecomers. Small African Child eat kwinkada root and laugh a lot, Medium African Child like philly cheese hot pocket and ME, Large African Childrens used to lives with Madonna, but have recently run away to live with Brangelina. I still like eating T shirts, but now me so rich, I like to eat shirts with collars and ties too.
    LAC

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  8. Reason me forget my own name is simples. I texting this on my LAC-berry from Kentucky Frying Chickens where I am having large zinger tower burger with cheeses meal and 20 ounces diet cokes when Kanye West barge in front of me in queue and tell lady to give meal to him because Beyonce hungry. He one rude African. So yeah. Me forgets my name and anyways in Brangelina house me am Medium African Child, there so many even Brangie not sure how many she have and say we all live in shoe. i not understand this, because she have very very small feets like gazelle and we not all fit in her shoe for living purposes.

    Anyways must go - fries is getting cold.

    Love,

    LAC

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  9. At the end of the first video, he is more Count Chocula than I think I've ever seen him before.

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  10. Large African Child,

    You are a star in the making. Forget Kade, you've got the golden ticket pal.

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  11. I find it funny this asshole doesn't know the difference between a photo shoot and a film shoot. New Hollywood is apparently VERY stupid.

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  12. I find it very funny that Kade is getting so far ahead of himself with this "development deal." Whatever it is they're talking about developing, it will not see the light of day until at least a year or more. I think it's little more than someone taking a gamble on making a buck off of Arthur's idiocy and inability to do anything well.

    I mean, look at all the other low-grade reality shows out there: I Love New York, Tool Academy, Tila Tequila, etc.

    So let's so he gets a reality show. What will the purpose be? To show him get acting roles? To show how he parties? The problem is, nothing Arthur does is special. There's no big thing. The acting, style, dedication, everything is just amateur hour. Kade really brags about a 12 hour working day being photographed and riding the train as if he is the only person who has ever done such a thing. It's just so dumb.

    If he's really doing a reality show, he's sealed his coffin for good in terms of achieving the kind of notoriety he's after - an Oscar or an Emmy. I mean, we all know that will NEVER happen in the first place, but Kade just might be dumb enough to think that this development deal will put him on the path to such an award.

    What do you want to bet that whoever is taking him in at IMG is sitting around a conference room table right now reading his braggish posts about the deal, the entourage, all his wild fantasies, and is sitting there going "people love watching fools, let's see what we get."

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  13. Amazing, the biz, redic, the brand, etc. all are bothersome, but that fucking decimal point shit makes me want to go postal on him. A Philly 7.3 or 6.41 months WTF! If I could have one wish granted, it would be that I get to slap him 42.76 times for every time he uses a fucking decimal point. (And if he changes to percentages I still get to whack him up side the head)

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  14. "...and what people don’t realize is that some of them were indeed supportive of my ushering a new age of acting for “The Modern Actor” in, but for the others, I heard everything you said about “The Journey” and The KadeWagon is closed...what’s funny was watching all The Haters (I know who all of you are) squirm and either try and kiss my ass now, or just hate even more because my world renowned success is like a burning iron to their face that reminds them of how pathetic their own Gen Pop lives are..." [sic]

    Arthur - none of want to get on your delusional band wagon, none of us are jealous of you, and you have had no success to speak of to date. The only life that is pathetic at the moment is yours, Arthur. It's you who is the pathetic soul.

    You, who mooches off of your step-mom and her lame ass, half-rate suburban hair salon because you have no money to have a real professional do your hair. You, who sleeps in Ron Hanson's spare closet because you have worn out your welcome on everyone else's couch. You, with the dreadful skin, balding hair, appaling lisp, bad breath, band nose job and wrinkled face. You, riding the Bolt bus and getting stood up by random women who ask you to run to New York for a party (and you do) and then rightfully ignore your ass when you text that you are there. You, who was fired from your low-level, cold calling insurance salesman position with Ameriprise. It's you Arthur. It's you.

    Just wanted to clear that up, asshat.

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  15. I watched a little of the Emmys last night. I actually started laughing out loud just thinking about what an ass Kego would make of himself if he somehow even got in the building. He has already insulted too many people to ever get anywhere in ‘the biz’. He has done nothing, he will do nothing, and he is nothing but a fool. Good job, douchefag!

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  16. No, New Hollywood isn't, just Arthur Kade.

    strugglingactorinla.blogspot.com

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  17. 8 figure checks? With no decimal points? You crippled bitch; you’ve injured yourself beyond repair.

    Is GN on the Kadewagon? Inquiring minds…

    Krazy balls ass street urchin derelict no talent lying perverted delusional swallowing losing hair on your head growing hair out your ears and nose need a full time groomer dickhead asshat jerkoff douche idiot idiot idiot

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  18. He seems a little hostile again. It's funny how he swings back and forth, trying to be so steadfast in his "I don't care what you say" demeanor and then just freaking the fuck out occasionally.

    There would have to be an outstanding premise for me to watch Arturd on t.v. ArtKade's delusional lies won't translate well to t.v. viewing, I can barely tolerate 2 minutes on YouTube. A middle-aged Philly version of The Hills but with less money, less looks, and less romance is just not going to cut it.

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  19. I think it would be great if Kego got a show because he would finally be forced to walk the walk. People don't tune in to watch someone blog a bunch of bullshit and then act like a pussy. The producers would make him practice what he preaches which would quickly lead to him getting the shit kicked out of him and that I would love to watch.

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  20. Can you imagine how tough Kegos step mom must be? Doing his hair had to be revolting. His breath mixing with other chemicals was probably worse than bleach and ammonia. A woman called horse.

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  21. Kudos...she has sex with his dad.

    Have you seen his dad??

    Of course she's tough enough to handle the pubes on Arturd's head.

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  22. Face it guys, the only reason Arthur wants to win an award is to say "I told you so!" That's it, nothing more. He doesn't want to be known as a good actor. He just wants to know he can prove people wrong. Can you even imagine the Emmy/Oscar speech he would give? It would be little more than a pointed calling-out of the haters in his life and all the people that ridiculed him.

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  23. I was wondering what feels like when Kangy lingus gets a hard on with its cock and balls taped up into it ass.

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  24. DID ANYBODY LISTEN TO THE MANCOW INTERVIEW?

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  25. @ The Doc
    Do you mean like his hero Michael Jordans hall of fame speech? Classless and bitter.

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  26. I wonder what homeaux is up to?

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  27. I looked into the Mancow show... seems he CHARGES. How the fuck can you charge for a piss poor version of Howard Stern?

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  28. MC900 - totally agree. I though there would be free audio up of the show, but I guess not. You have to pay no matter what.

    What a total loser, in fact, all of these radio shows like this are run by losers. Nobody wants to advertise on their shows or sites so they have to go and invent membership packages to listen to their garbage.

    If anyone wants to waste the money on downloading it, and writing up a transcript of it, that would be awesome.

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  29. Here's another thought...

    Will Cock Gobbler ever get that people laughing AT him is different than people laughing WITH him?

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  30. When was the last time Arthur had sex with his father?

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  31. Has anyone attempted to get in touch with anyone at IMG to look further into this?

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  32. IMG doesn't have any 'actors' section under 'talent'. Only Broadcasters/Models/Speakers. None of which sounds like TV show. Unless he is going to do the weather or do a motivational (?) tour about 'The Journey'. (groan)

    Link to IMG talent section in my user name.

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  33. God, you lot are painfully dull.....September 21, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    Obviously Kadyshes is a complete and utter cunt without a single redeeming quality but you people are really, really, really awful. What a bunch of sad old women - bitter, censorious, grudging, jealous, self-righteous...I could go on. It's high time you took AK 4.7 and, more importantly, yourselves less seriously.

    He's out there every self-sabotaging any remote chance he ever had of a fulfilling life and all you bitches do is gripe and whine and bitch.

    Humourless cunts, each of you.

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  34. What is an actuary, and why is Kade posting all over their forums? He sounds somewhat literate in them too. Unless it's someone just pretending to be him on some weird forum...

    I posted the link in my name. What gives?

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  35. Actuaries mostly work in the insurance industry. Basically they calculate and price risk. Tend to be maths graduates and very dry types. It CANNOT POSSIBLY be the same Arthur Kadyshes. He was in insurance, but in more of a boiler-house sales role.

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  36. To be an actuary you have to pass a series of impossibly hard exams. It's some serious fucking math. No way fuckface is actually posting there. To be honest if he is, he thinks that actuary means something else. Like "I have been network-ging with some balth ath race car drivers", or something. You get the point.

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  38. Yeah, actuarial science is the real deal or "balls ass" as it may be here. I know one guy in it and he's smart as hell. They do very well too. No way Kade is in it. If he was then he wouldn't have been cold-calling people trying to sell insurance. He'd have been making bank as an actuary.

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  39. Lego wig was making 6 figures, traveling all over the world, and was with the most beautiful women in the world...and was somehow miserable. So goes the rehearsed interview story of Lego Wig.

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