It is truly amazing how people all will try and kick you when you are at the bottom, but will practically give you oral sex in public when you are at the top. After announcing the biggest news in Philly in a long time on Friday with the announcement on my blog of the groundbreaking development deal that I have signed with IMG Media (A friend suggested I repost the blog with this one because I posted it on Friday afternoon and on Rosh Hashanah so many fans who read around the world at work may have not heard yet, so I am putting it below) to create the most unique, innovative , and cool television show ever made, I had everyone in the city coming up to congratulate me, and wish me luck dominating “The Biz”, and telling me, “Don’t forget I always supported you”, “I always knew you would make it”, and my personal favorite, “You know I was never one of The Haters”, and what people don’t realize is that some of them were indeed supportive of my ushering a new age of acting for “The Modern Actor” in, but for the others, I heard everything you said about “The Journey” and The KadeWagon is closed. Every person who is in The Entourage will be taken care of when I am getting my eight figure paychecks and Little Oscar lives with me, and I have told all of them to figure out what position they want to have while working in my media empire (I have actually begun to refer to myself as “The Corporation” in addition to The Brand because that will refer to the corporate side of Arthur Kade and the employees that I will have working for me soon like my publicist, assistant, full time groomer, and on site therapist, and I plan to be a Fortune 100 company one day with a stock ticker of KAD).
I am on my way to becoming one of the biggest stars in the world, and one of the greatest actors of all time, and I knew that The Brand signing a “Dev Deal” (Slang in “The Biz” for TV development deals) with a company with the power and prestige of IMG would make every girl want to be with me, but what’s funny was watching all The Haters (I know who all of you are) squirm and either try and kiss my ass now, or just hate even more because my world renowned success is like a burning iron to their face that reminds them of how pathetic their own Gen Pop lives are, and Arthur Kade is changing the rules of “The Biz” one day at a time and that is like a slow knife turning in their liver. I have another announcement on the way as well which is equal in size and magnitude to this one, and will continue to raise my already high Actor/Celeb profile to new heights and legitimize me as an entity that is so unique and pioneering that I feel like I am doing for The Craft what Muhammad Ali did for sports.
Every new girl I met this weekend heard about the news and was ready to pretty much go in the bathroom and have sex with me at will (I love the beauty of “Fame Whores” because they don’t get that using them is the equivalent of hate sex where you just have crazy sex with someone to send a message that “I just owned you, now beat it because I will never take you seriously”, and I actually said to my friend, “Kanye West said it perfectly in The Glory when he said, “”I can stand there in a Speedo, and still be looked at like a fucking hero”"”, referring to how geniuses like us can just be ourselves and let our talent do all the talking and the Gen Pop will still worship us.
I am ready for my national interview with Mancow In The Morning tomorrow morning, and I have also linked below the amazing article my Alma mater, Temple University, did about how I am the biggest and most famous Socialite In Philly and places I go to dominate. Make sure to listen to Mancow In The Morning for his exclusive interview with Arthur Kade at 7:40 EST. Also feel free to click this link and leave me a voicemail if you just want to congratulate me on my monumental achievement because I hate answering my phone or emails from around the world:http://arthurkade.com/?p=311
“Arrogance is only Arrogance when you aren’t killing it “”Kade Style”", but Genius tastes so much better”….Arthur Kade…09/20/09
If you missed it, here is the repost of The “Dev Deal” Post From Friday announcing my deal with IMG Media to the world:
Now that Arthur Kade and “The Journey” have begun to cross into the mainstream consciousness of the global Gen Pop, one of the amazing things that comes with becoming a HUGE name in “The Biz” is that people want to see how you are changing it, and doing things that have never been done before. My blog has been a perfect example of people becoming obsessed with “The Journey” and every little thing that I am doing (Hair Color, Auditions, Dating, Acting Classes, etc.), and every move that I am making, and more importantly how one young man can take all of his physical and mental gifts, and translate them into such a perfect example of drive and success. With that being the case, I have become so big that one of the largest, most successful, most well known production and representation companies, IMG, has agreed to a development deal with The Brand to create the most unique, innovative, and cool Television Show ever produced and broadcast. Let the bidding war begin amongst the “A-list” Network Executives.
Our goal is to create something that has never been done before, and will be revolutionary and pioneering for television and incorporate all of the amazing aspects that are Arthur Kade (I may bring down National Work Productivity, and potentially hurt company’s stock prices because all they will want to do is watch me on TV), and obviously The Brand has grown to the point that a company of their magnitude, reputation, and size wants to work with Arthur Kade. I had the choice to work with almost any company that I wanted to in “The Biz”, and chose the Mega-Force that is IMG Media, because they work with “A-List” talent and ideas, and understood the value and message of what I am trying to bring to “The Biz”, and the direction that I am trying to do it in finding “Little Oscar”.
Everyone knows that I am one of the most polarizing and interesting entities ever created, and I am on a mission of becoming an award winning actor, and I believe so strongly in myself that I want the world to watch it happen, and hold hands with me as I take the amazing steps that I have taken in just 6.41 months to become “One of the fastest rising actors in Young Hollywood, and a known Celeb”, and I can’t be more exciting to partner up with what I consider the top production company in the world to bring it into the home of every person in the country, and the world. Welcome to Kade Nation and Happy New Year Fellow Jewish People.
And Behind The Scene Pictures from the ultra awesome photo shoot for the potential pilot I am working on. I love The Producers and I think we have something very special here and can’t wait to begin filming and a new “The Kween”: