9/28/09

Kade Watching Nicky Hilton Celebrate Her Birthday From the Gen Pop Crowd!


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Thanks to one of our great readers for sending in this photo of Arthur Kade way the hell far away from Nicky Hilton's private table as she celebrated her birthday with Lance Bass, friends, and actual celebrities! There's our Arthur, right where he belongs in the crowd with everyone else wishing they were part of the party, his cheap fedora shining like a beacon to alert his presence.

What gives Arthur? You said you were partying with Hilton and Bass? You said you would be at a table together? Why are you in the back of the crowd? Why aren't you right beside her at YOUR table living it up?

Oh, wait, we know... IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR! At best you got a photo of yourself with her in front of the photo background. She didn't know who you were, and still doesn't.

This picture cracks us up to the n'th degree. Thanks for the laughs Kade!

Finally, here's the ONLY picture of Arthur that we found anywhere on the web today in regards to Hilton's birthday party. He looks like a perfect sulking shit-brain! We thought being a celebrity was more fun that that Arthur! What are you so upset about - the fact that you had to drop a few hundred dollars to get inside of Dusk?!?






Here's another photo that surfaced of Arthur on the Press of Atlantic City web site. Why, why why does he refuse to smile when he's standing next to women? He looks aimless, lost, confused, sad, depressed, rapey, all rolled into one. Is he trying to be stoic and cool? Arthur, not that she's a huge celebrity or anything, but you're standing there next to a beautiful woman! What gives!?! Check this link for more pictures from the same web site, and be sure and spot the one where Kade is smiling ear to ear, standing arm in arm with men - the only thing that seems to get him to smile other than himself.


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49 comments:

  1. So funny!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    What a dumbass.

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  2. Who's that "fatshit" in the 1st pic. Jesus, if that guys in the "corral" & Arthur is with the "gen pop" something must be really, really, & I mean really wrong with Arthur.

    So does that mean that Arthur's story about almost falling in the cake & being rescued by a "chivalris" bouncer is not true? Damn.

    So what really happened was that Arthur fell into the trash can where the can bad been disposed of (nobody eats cake all coked up) & the bouncer picked him up & tossed him out. That's about right.

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  3. LOL! Thats a big blow to his nose.

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  4. I personally know her and see her at family gatherings a couple times a year. I am thinking of writing a letter and having her sign and dater it at the bottom a long the lines of:

    "I Nicky Hilton have no idea who this shit stain is nor was I ever in his company bringing in my Birthday at dusk. He may as well walk his ass on to oncoming traffic."
    Signed, Nicky Hilton

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  5. You can see him better with the original picture from ineedmyfix.com. Click on the picture at the link to blow it up. But even small...the hatband pops out. (link in my user name)

    Also if that place is full of 9's and Nicky is only a 7.6325, I really don't understand his scale at all. :/ Maybe all the 9's moved to the other side of the club to get away from him.

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  6. LOL his new blog says: "I was told that there are some haters"

    BITCH you read this everyday you Zlist limpdick little pansie LOL. How's acting going LOL

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  7. LOL
    LOL
    LOL

    WHO'S FAMOUS NOW?

    LOL
    LOL
    LOL

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  8. NO MATTER HOW FAMOUS ARTHUR KADE SAYS HE IS THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THIS PICTURE.

    HEY KADE CAN I GET YOU A BUD LIGHT

    ITS KADE'S NEW HEADSHOT.

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  9. He says that this bich cut the cake:
    http://arthurkade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/3.jpg

    Yet notice the bar how it is on that side which is the side where the 'gen pop' were shadowing Nicky and Lanthe over. If anything that picture could have been of Kade and them being escorted out for wanting too many pictures.

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  10. Exactly. Why would Lindsay Furman have been there to cut Nicky Hilton's cake? Are you kidding me? Explain that to me...

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  11. OH GOD THIS CONFIRMS WHAT WE ALL KNEW

    KADE'S A NOBODY ALL BY HIMSELF EVERYWHERE HE GOES

    HE COULDN'T SCORE A FIVE NOWADAYS IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. OH GOD.

    WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU GETTING RIPPED YOU'RE ALL SKINNY ON THAT RED CARPET LIKE A TEENAGE BOY. DO YOU DELIVER NEWSPAPERS OR FLIPBURGERS.

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  12. Yeah Kade, what happened to getting your body ripped? What happens to anything you do? KEEP SHOVING THE BLOW UP YOUR SNOT HOLE!

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  13. Here's something you won't find on Arthur's blog

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  14. That cake he posted on his site is a "gen pop" cake in that Nicky doesn't eat it it's for the B&T crowd like Arthur. All the struggling actors and extras eat that shitbox of a cake while the celebs (NOT Artur the human punching bag) eat the good one.

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  15. There is no coming back from this Arthur. Nobody will believe your lies about being famous anymore. Wait until Gawker gets a hold of this pic. I'm emailing it to them now. LOL

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  16. There's no such thing as a Kade "hater" in the sense that P Diddy and Jay Z have haters. Those guys are rich and famous. Haters of Arthur are just normal people who like watching some loser make himself look like an ass and pictures like this are priceless. Keep em comin Lego.

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  17. Not just the Gen Pop crowd, the BACK of the crowd. And they're all ugly bitches too. Wow Kade, I thought you were famous. Now there's this. It's over for you man.

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  18. Philadelphia's biggest joke everybody...Arthur Kade.

    How lame do you have to be to actually give a fuck about Nicky Hilton's b-day, let alone watch her cut the cake?

    This is, by far, this site's best work. Hahahahahahahahaha

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  19. There can be no haters. It is a normal response (disgust and dislike) to something or someone that is vile. What is bizarre are the people who would accept, and even encourage, his despicable behavior. What word would explain their disposition? Shouldn’t they be ashamed that they’re not labeled haters? I think they are some sick individuals. Their insanity is verified when they attempt to profile others instead of looking at themselves as anti-social deviates.

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  20. And now kanus attempts damage control…and fails. His (so-called) evidence that he was an invited guest is less than ‘piss poor’ with shitty pictures that don’t show him involved at all. The picture shown here says it all and you can bet that ‘fedorafuckface’ won’t post it on his blog. It’s not like any evidence was needed to prove that he’s a habitual liar, but it sure is making him squirm, having his covers pulled so completely. His continued denial of the truth confirms how crippled he is. He is not curable, he is like a rabid dog, and rehabilitation is not an option.

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  21. The brilliant picture above is titled ''Spot the Dimwit''.

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  22. An English gentlemanSeptember 29, 2009 at 5:02 AM

    Well......how come this Nicky Hilton, who I've never heard of , doesn't look a bit like her box jawed, tight cunted sister? Was it another gent's jittler up her sow mother or did the old man have two sluts on the go and spunked up both their wombs to fertilize the moron egg? Which is it?
    Actually, I don't give a fucking fuck.
    As for Arthur, fenced in, with the little black girls taking photos....my heart went out to him. He so desperately wants to be with the A celebrities ( and that's a fucking joke in itself - Paris Hilton's sister and a fucking bummer). And why does he pull his hat over his eyebrows?
    All these questions.....what a dillema I'm in.
    No really, I feel desperately sad for him - soon I'm sure he'll admit this is all a scam and really he's a lovely, genuine type.

    'haters' - who invented that fucking word?? It's shit, absolutely fucking retarded - they invent the internet and have to come up with all these new words to cover aspects of the new 'phenomena'....and we have to fucking live with them - blog - haters - twitter......what a bunch of cunts they are whoever invented internet, fucking uninspired sad larrys

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  23. ....just looked at the enlarged photo of lonely Kade........great big fucking arrow.....'Kade' written large.....and then a ring around the cunt's head...whoever did that, do you think we're all fucking blind cunts or what?
    I mean, you didn't want to take the chance we wouldn't spot him...pml. Well done for posting it but fucking hell, don't be such a turd next time, or I'll have to have a fucking word with you

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  24. Outstanding Journalism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Well done......

    Standing Ovation (something Kade will never get)

    Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. OMG those two pics had me literally LOLing. FUNNY shit right there!

    When I first started reading Arturd's blog, I was reminded of these pathetic guys who used to come down from the NE to South Beach every couple of months to party. One of my friends was a model and club promoter, and whenever these guys would come down, they'd rent a limo, get table service, bottles all night long, bought tons of X and handed it out like candy, etc. They'd always call my group of friends to go out with them even though we openly mocked them, and they'd always refer to needing "9s" around to make the night more fun (even though they never, ever got any from any of us, and were always begging us to bring hot chicks over to them).

    A while back I saw a pic of one of ArtKade's friends and thought he looked familiar, but brushed it off to so many people from that area having the same look. But Art's last post has me worried. These douches always (ALWAYS) wanted us to meet them at Miami Gold Strip Club, wanted to go to Crowbar, wanted to go to that same after-hours club (total dive) and we often had breakfast at the restaurant tard boy mentioned. Also, with my crazy-gorgeous and well-connected friend, it was pretty typical to wake up in a coke-dusted mansion surrounded by people having sex.

    This was probably about 10 years ago. They were stereotypical northeastern douches with the tight tees, blazers and kangol hats. Chances are slim, but now I'm worried that I may have had some sort of contact with Kade's Krew. I'm going to find the pic of the friend and email it to my friend to see if he looks familiar to her too. It would be so funny (and slightly scary) if it were them!

    Good work on the picture Legowig! He looks so sad, that's the best part.

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  26. LOL @ one of Arthur's most notorious haters having possibly hung out with him without even realizing it.

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  27. This just made my day. Thanks to all at Legowig for the hard work... the truth is out there!

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  28. Arthur way to bring your role as an extra to real life.

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  29. Middle age, middle class, below average IQ, bottom tier looks, no friends, no future no job, grim.

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  30. "No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
    No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
    Everyone around me is a total stranger
    Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger
    Everyone" -The Vapors

    Kang is turning you Japanese.

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  31. So let me get this straight, Arthur... your friend, Lindsay Furman, was WORKING the party as a party planner, despite that you paid to get in, you were part of the regular crowd (I will not use your ridiculous and stupid fake abriviations, asshat), NOT in the VIP area, and any access you got was from lurking about Lindsay all night while she worked.

    Also, let's not forget: you're balding, you're poor, you were fired from Ameriprise, you're sleeping in a storage closet at Ron Hansen's house (until he throws you out), your skin is appalling, you are aging and wrinkled, and you have a serious drug habit.

    You are a sad, sad monkey, Kade. Just a sad, sad monkey.

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  32. Brilliant. Total win.

    The thing that gets me is it's not like the life and lifestyle that he's describing is all that inaccessible. If you really want to get on a guest list for something like that, you'll be able to get on a guest list and meet (OMGZ!!!!!!!!) Nicky Hilton and Lance Bass. (I mean, it's Nicky Hilton and Lance Bass we're talking about here.)

    And yet, when Arthur does manage to claw his way to the lower middle, there he is, the dorky kid standing aroud bobbing his chicken neck out of time with the music, trying to work up the testicular fortitude to Go Talk To A Girl, wandering up to a crowd of the second shift waitresses from Appelbee's and asking, "So does anybody have any blow?"...

    And listening to his cool friends confabulate about their weekends and deludedly putting himself in the picture.

    All of which is fine if your 22 and stupid (and if you're not stupid when you're 22, then my friend, you've just wasted 22), but NOT WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR FUCKING THIRTIES FOR PETE'S SAKE.

    Anonymous at 7:22 called it correctly: Arthur has made cast himself as an extra in his own life. The sad, sad monkey.

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  33. Too funny. It's always been the lying and grandstanding that pissed me off the most.

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  34. One of the best days ever on this blog. Totally awesome. Arthur Kade can lie all he wants, and believe those lies all he wants, but fact is, it's only by sheer luck that he even got a photo with Nicky Hilton. I'm sure people were like "who's this guy? she's done taking photos." as he clamored into the photo background where he thinks he belongs. It's no surprise at all that in a moment like her blowing out her candles she's surrounded by actual friends and acquaintances, not out-of-work, no talent losers that look 40 and want to be actors.

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  35. I wonder what type of celebrities will be lining up for Arthur's birthday. crickets....

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  36. Looks like Kades step-mom forgot something:

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b3_7_kgd8h4/Sf5pSw0Xz3I/AAAAAAAAalU/s_bHCErysBw/s1600/bart%2B%5B400x400%5D.jpg

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  37. Shit I don't know anyone here, I can't get close the the "celebrities," I think I will go bother the DJ.

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  38. Awfully quiet today, Artee. Nothing to say about all this? Nothing at all, huh? Your response to the "Haters" [sic] really didn't cover it, Artee. Because you were still just standing there in the back, no where NEAR the VIP area. Just explain the photo, asshat. Explain why you were so far in the back of the room. I dare you, douche.

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  39. I think he is in the in VIP area, but not in Nicky Hilton's *extra VIP area* which is the point. Dusk looks like a huge place, and the VIP area looks pretty big too. So the story seems to be that he got past one barrier with his friend Lindsey (who was paid to be there) as her plus one, but he didn't make it past the second barrier to party with the in-crowd. Calling it 'his table' is like him going to a concert saying he was 'partying with the musician' because he danced to the music. Given that way of thinking, I have partied with some of the biggest bands on the planet. Woo-hoo!!

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  40. CORRECTION to the poster before me.

    Dusk is not big at all, its actually very poorly designed. Where Author is standing is NOT the VIP area. The BAR is a cicle- with the general admission area being the outer circle, the VIP tables in the 2nd ring and the center is the dance floor. I've been there many times (I actually don't like it - Harrahs, Chelsea & MurMur are way better) BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IS THE GENERAL ADMISSION AREA- NOT VIP

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  41. @english gent,

    Are you related to the Kween? Your "english" slang sucks.

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  42. This made my fucking day!!! Arthur partying with the "gen pop". I love it. We need more people taking random pictures of him at bars. Now I have to somehow include this picture in a future installment of "The Journey". At some point I want to film Arthur trying to get into clubs around LA and get denied.

    I'm hopefully filming the second episode this week. Episode three is already in the can.

    -Kevin

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  43. Thanks @anon 4:04. Trying to cover all the 'allegedly' angles. Very happy to know that he was definitely on the outside.

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  44. I love your work Kevin, you are truly funny, and can act too. All the better for lampooning Arthur.

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  45. Lindsay Furman seems to be just as much of a loser as Kade and Kang. This was a fucking hilarious A+ level post.

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  46. Picture 11 of this gallery really shows his acne-ridden rapey stare at its best:

    http://pressofac.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?image=25806833&event=846731&CategoryID=27968

    Seriously though, why does he never smile in photos with women? Is he trying to look all thexy or something?

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  47. @ Radda Dadda - sorry if the all caps came off as I was yelling. Just wanted the main point to come across that he was not in VIP, because I agree it's not obvious unless you have been there.

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  48. @g-lister, that's fine really, I can't tell from dark photos of dusk what exactly is going on in the place. Need floor plan! (I take your word for it, honestly.)

    Anon @9:05, it seems like someone told him not to smile somewhere along the line. When he smiles, he reminds me of an idiotic Christopher Reves, but when he doesn't smile he just looks like an absolute jerk. Maybe he doesn't smile when he is intimidated or simply doesn't like the person. He doesn't have very good control of his acting skills after all.

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