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Thanks to one of our great readers for sending in this photo of Arthur Kade way the hell far away from Nicky Hilton's private table as she celebrated her birthday with Lance Bass, friends, and actual celebrities! There's our Arthur, right where he belongs in the crowd with everyone else wishing they were part of the party, his cheap fedora shining like a beacon to alert his presence.
What gives Arthur? You said you were partying with Hilton and Bass? You said you would be at a table together? Why are you in the back of the crowd? Why aren't you right beside her at YOUR table living it up?
Oh, wait, we know... IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR! At best you got a photo of yourself with her in front of the photo background. She didn't know who you were, and still doesn't.
This picture cracks us up to the n'th degree. Thanks for the laughs Kade!
Finally, here's the ONLY picture of Arthur that we found anywhere on the web today in regards to Hilton's birthday party. He looks like a perfect sulking shit-brain! We thought being a celebrity was more fun that that Arthur! What are you so upset about - the fact that you had to drop a few hundred dollars to get inside of Dusk?!?
Here's another photo that surfaced of Arthur on the Press of Atlantic City web site. Why, why why does he refuse to smile when he's standing next to women? He looks aimless, lost, confused, sad, depressed, rapey, all rolled into one. Is he trying to be stoic and cool? Arthur, not that she's a huge celebrity or anything, but you're standing there next to a beautiful woman! What gives!?! Check this link for more pictures from the same web site, and be sure and spot the one where Kade is smiling ear to ear, standing arm in arm with men - the only thing that seems to get him to smile other than himself.
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