Arthur Kadyshes is a huge, steamy pile of deluded shit. I read this and my head hurts. Also, when I read his words they sound like the adults in the Peanuts cartoon. How he manages that I have no idea, but it really is just a lot of blah, blah, fucking blah by this deluded asshole. Without further ado, I bring you the incoherent, deluded ramblings of Philthydelphia's stupidest son, Arthur Kadyshes...
It’s amazing how every day I found out how far and how influential “The Journey” has come and is reaching, and how people at the top of industries, and governments are fans of The Brand. I already know that most of the top of the “A List” of The Biz is following my progression to the top, and now that I have a “Dev Deal” with IMG Media in place, and more big news on the way, “The Biz” is seeing the next step of “The Journey” take hold, and a young actor take his rightful spot on the throne of KA. Today, I was twittered by a new fan, that tells me that now The Brand has crossed over to the upper echelon of the political arena, because the Senior Correspondent to The White House for ABC News, Jake Tapper, actually twittered me and someone else (The twitter said: ” @ndcollier you have to check out @ArthurKade”) for her to check me out (It gets me so excited to know that there could actually be conversations in The Capital or Pentagon about “The Journey”, and the specialness of Arthur Kade), and I assume he is now a HUGE Fan. It must be amazing to watch a regular socialite rise to my ranks, and see the greatness that is America in full swing.
I think about politics a lot because I want to be able to dabble in it once my acting career is done, and help spread some of my Gen Pop views to the legislature to help with National and Global Policy. I was thinking that if Jake knows me, is it possible that Barack Obama might know me at this point? I would love to sit down with him one on one and discuss the Health care reform because having been an ultra successful Financial Planner (I sold a great deal of Life Insurance and Long Term Care, so I understand the needs of the elderly Gen Pop, and I am sympathetic to helping people who can’t live “Kade Style”), and I think I could lend him and the administration some insight into how people think, and I would love to develop a relationship with people on The Hill so that once I am done dominating “The Biz”, I might want to think about a career in politics (Many people tell me that because of how charming and handsome I am, I could be my generation’s Ronald Reagan where I transition from award winning actor to Awesome President, although my first lady would probably be someone of Megan Fox’s caliber who is a “Stripper Hot” 10 and looks great on camera), and help change so much of what is wrong with this country (”The Journey” is the first step to unify America by showing them a real life example of the American Dream, but I want to be a White Knight of Freedom and reform like I am for “The Biz” right now). I may want to have Team Kade contact CNN or Fox News to have me do guest spots on shows like Meet The Press to start building “Street Cred” on The Hill.
I have a killer outfit selected for Nicky Hilton’s Birthday at Dusk tonight, and will have to skip the Fashion Show in Philly because they pushed it back to 11PM-12AM, and that’s when I am supposed to be on The Red Carpet with my fellow celebs there. I hate making commitments and having to break them, but it’s important to show support to one of Young Hollywood’s other stars and fulfill my celeb duties for the public. I am tired from last night, and have been working on a script for Lemon’s class since a fabulous brunch at Parc this afternoon, so I may take a cat nap to re-energize for the crazy “Kade Style” night tonight with Nicky and David (Katzenberg-Son Of Jeff Katzenberg at Dreamworks who I think knows Arthur Kade), Sean Kingston and others.
Here are pictures from last night, and a Video showing the press I just received in Philadelphia Magazine this month (They profiled all of the area’s top Celebs for a Halloween story like Patti Labelle, Mayor Nutter, Gov. Rendell, Chase Utley, and Mike Vick), and I am featured with Senator Vince Fumo and Eagles Coach Andy Reid popping out of a pumpkin and talking about wearing us as your Halloween costume this year which I thought was super flattering (Although I think I may be more well known around the world than both of them now).
“It’s not about getting any girl I want because that’s a lay up, it’s about making them not fall in love with me after one night of The Brand”…Arthur Kade…09/26/09