10/1/09

Pure “Kade Style” Excitement


Plain and simple, he's a dick. Doesn't get that Gawker is mocking him. Thinks he cheated death in an amazing way. Asshole. More stupidity from the deluded asshole, Arthur Kadyshes....


After cheating an amazing death yesterday as only Arthur Kade can do, I was looking forward to what my next day of domination and moving closer to the Next Step of “The Journey” was going to look like. I spent a lot of the night really focusing on how I can’t let anything stop me right now, and most of all how much I have to be grateful for everything in my life because people around the world are depending on me, and I am delivering better than The Mailman, but in the end I am still human and need to take care of my most important tool, my body. Being a celebrity means also having tabloids like Gawker covering this stuff, and they even wrote an article today about what a shame it would have been to lose The Brand to a tragic death, and it really enlightens me as to my importance to “The Biz” that media that I have never met personally has taken such an emotional path to connecting with “The Journey”, and supporting my in my trek to Little Oscar. Here is the story that they wrote about my near death experience. http://gawker.com/5371154/what-would-we-do-without-fameballs
It was also an amazing day because I had a development call with my people over at IMG Media this morning as we continue to work on my groundbreaking “Dev Deal”, and the creation of the coolest and most unique Television show the world has ever seen. This is the most exciting and amazing process that a celebrity of the growth and magnitude of The Brand can ever imagine, and I want to run naked through the streets and talk about how we are about to change the course of television history, and maybe put Emmy on my mantle before Little Oscar, but it’s one of those things where I have to let the process take it’s course. I would imagine that Networks are salivating right now at the thoughts of what our creative juices are concocting. All I can say is that when Arthur Kade says “This is the maybe the greatest thing to hit television ever”, then the world will learn the true unadulterated power of The Brand.
As I was talking to my friend today, I was telling him, “People don’t realize that I am a corporation now, and it’s like running Kade Inc. these days with all the press, crazy “Biz” stuff I’m working on, and still killing the social scene, and I’m not far off from expanding into other areas like clothing, merchandise, and memorabilia, so I need to have a face for The Brand”. I have starting to explore the type of logo that I want representing My Brand, and I want it to symbolize everything that is special about Arthur Kade, and “The Journey”, but also shows power, eliteness, and gives a vibe that is “Kade Style” I have created 3 so far, but I also wanted to ask for help or suggestions from my fans around the world and see what they come up with. I am having trouble downloading them so I will attempt to tomorrow, but feel free to let your creative juices rip on me anyway.
I also just finished my favorite Mike Lemon Film Class to date, and he actually came up to me and said, “Your work has gotten very nice”, and I responded “I appreciate it”, and he said “No I appreciate it, thank you”, and he fist pounded me to symbolize the growing bond between Wise Teacher and Hungry Student, and it was great to know that I am growing as an actor, as a human, and most of all as an artist. One classmate said about my dialogue from, “He’s Just Not That Into You”, “That was perfect for you. You were born to play a part like that”, and I joked back, “Because it allows me to show my natural dickhead side” (I think roles like this are wehere the Vince Vaughn comparisons come into play).
I have a huge interview tomorrow morning at 10AM with The Jennifer and Danny Show on 97.9 WRMF in Southern Florida which will be taped and played on Friday and I will attempt to link the podcast then (Palm Beach is a HUGE market for me to dominate because it’s more metropolitan and there are a large number of wealthy retirees who can associate with what The Brand stands for, and will probably want to invest in future projects that I can globally create as my name becomes the biggest in “The Biz” and I’m sure residents like Donald Trump and Tiger Woods will want to hear me speak). I am also contemplating a new tattoo after seeing a cool one in the video below, so would love some feedback on that as well, and I am still working on my next announcement and can’t wait to share it, but right now my level of excitement and belief in myself is at all time levels.
Here are the videos from today and pictures of a Jewish Style Deli Lunch I had:









30 comments:

  1. Was his shirt on inside out in that second video? Must be the new hot ass balls ass fashion trend for over 30 greasy cokeheads who can't act.

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  2. First pic looks like sliced cock on rye with a slathering of cum.

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  3. Am I crazy, or did the Gawker article call him a pussy? And he thinks that's cool?

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  4. TattooedLunaChic/VegasGrrlOctober 1, 2009 at 7:06 AM

    That tattoo he showed on the video sucked!
    The sandwich looks like it's covered in jizz.
    And, is that a hotdog? Where's the bun?

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  5. "Myrna! There's a delusional coked-up pantywaist on the radio!! Where's my checkbook?"

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  6. I think I'm going to start a blog where I post pics of what I had for lunch everyday. "It's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

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  7. "amazing death"...

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  8. And damn, that class video was putrid. I can't believe I'm about to write this...but Artie's scene partner was just as bad as he was. They matched each other, blase, uncaring, rushed, monotone sentence for blase, uncaring, rushed, monotone sentence. Maybe that's why he felt like he "killed" the scene; because he finally had a partner on his level.

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  9. Id estimate that lunch has about 70 grams of fat, pushes 200 carbs, and probably 4500mg sodium. maybe 1 gram of fiber if he didnt eat around the carrots in the soup.

    But the body is a temple.

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  10. Imagine if a tribe of Headhunters got a hold of Arthur's head. They would be in awe of the size of his nose mostly because it contains enough meat to feed the tribe for a week. But since it is such an anomaly they would feel the necessity to offer it to their leader. They would slice it off with great care and flatten it out on a plate where it would look like a giant manta ray . The leader would feel great pride in his tribe for acquiring the Tiger Woods of all noses. Until he bit into the 3" thick slab of gooey blackened coke flesh at which point he would demand the remains of the flesh frisbee be thrown into the fire where it would burn for months and months through monsoon after monsoon as a constant reminder of the man with the droopy eyes.

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  11. “let your creative juices rip on me anyway”

    umb ass forgot the ‘d’. Looks like they let those juices rip on his sandwich instead.

    Is that even his soup?

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  12. I vote yes on the tattoo. I think a team of climbers summiting your nose would look good.

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  13. Okay...I firmly believe now that Little Oscar is his boyfriends cock. And I'm sure Artie gets plenty of juices when his boyfriends Little Oscar spooges on his face.

    "amazing death"...we can only hope.....

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  14. That tattoo is fucking retarded. My 6-year-old could draw that. A star with some scribbles? Shit, my toddler could probably do it.

    So, yes, I do think you could get the tattoo Arturd. It would be balls-ass-hot-ass-Midas-will Kade-style. (aka "retarded")

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  15. Twitter says: "Eventhough its not what I want in the journey how great would it be if I was the bachelor. Abc would break ratings records w kade nation"

    Yeah, right! ABC would need to only do 10 minutes of background investigation before deciding they'd pick a satanic priest that eats dead goats before they'd ever pick Arthur Kade for The Bachelor.

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  16. It would be great to watch the bachelorettes fight to get off of the show.

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  17. Cock Gobbler is moderating, so

    Apparently the registrant of kadeout.com and kadestyle.com is Robert Gulinello, the manager of Cavanaugh’s Rittenhouse Sports Bar FWIW

    See

    http://philadelphia.diningguide.com/data/d100492.htm

    and

    http://www.cavsrittenhouse.com/contact.asp

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  18. Did he just admit to getting fist fucked by his teacher?

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  19. Anon, I think he did. Fist pounded means taking one up the ole poop chute, doesn't it?

    As far as 'killing' the scene. Yes you did, Artie. Killed that fucker dead as shit, never to be resurrected!

    And what's with his obsession with food? Why always the pictures of disgusting looking food? You know who obsesses over food? Homeless people and those who binge and purge. Maybe that's why he thinks he's 'connected' to supermodels. Those chicks are into puking up anything they eat, too.

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  20. He is now claiming to have a 134 IQ. Again Arthur, why would you end up at Temple if you are so fucking smart?

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  21. That dialogur is so bad.

    If I was eating alone in a restaurant and they were sitting next to me talking, I wouldn't even bother to eavesdrop. Does AK 4.7 really imagine there's anyone out there who would be willing to pay one thin dime to listen to him lisp? And his voice has that "gengengengengeng" quality when he talks.

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  22. That tattoo looks like a cover up…of track marks.

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  23. where the fucks the bun for that hot dog?

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  24. That sandwich looks like a cross section of his ass on any given night.

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  25. Pure Kade Excrement.

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  26. Even Kade is starting to look embarassed by kade in his new videos.

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  27. HAH! Check the newest voice mail on Artura's box. CLASSIC

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  28. haha, that voicemail from 9/30's pretty funny

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  29. I've had an epiphanic moment - Arturd's blog is comedy, it's fake. I think he's scammed us all - I refuse to believe such a monstrous cunt exists on earth. I refuse to believe it....and I won't.
    This is comedy gold - comedy at it's best. Even Gawker thinks it's a scam....don't they?

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  30. Here is a perfect tattoo for Arthur. (link in name) Go get 'em tiger!!

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