11/10/09

Kade Q&A - Lies, Lies, and More Lies - What Else Do You Expect


You've got to figure that every time Arthur Kade posts a Q&A video, it's going to be filled with bullshit from beginning to end. Well, you're in luck, because that's exactly what the video below consists of. This guy's mind is on cocaine overdrive to the n'th degree. It's only fitting that he's sitting in a new apartment all alone, watching what is clearly a smaller-than 42 inch LCD TV which he claimed was what he was buying. I mean, the poor bastard is sitting all alone in a fold up camping chair.


And we take particular issue with Kade's complete lie about being banned from The Franklin, a bar in Philadelphia. He tries to say that the "gen pop" bartender mentioned his name twice in an article discussing The Franklin to grow publicity for himself. WRONG KADE! We know with 100% certainty that you were banned because you lied to the bartender about being comped by the managers. You walked out on a tab. Don't be a dumbfuck and say "there are conflicting stories out there..." WRONG. You know you read this blog and you know that we got inside information about why exactly you were banned. We'll go so far as to say that in addition to lying about your bill being covered, you were probably also banned for simple being the embarrassment of a human being that you are. So, fact remains, even in a Q&A all you do is perpetuate your own lies. You make most people absolutely sick to their stomachs. 
Also, we're going to assume that those of you who transcribed the Q&A will approve of our taking that text and highlighting all the lies from start to finish. It's posted in it's entirety below the video!



Kade Nation has been begging for an amazing Q&A session with The Brand, so here it is. I wanted to address questions from all angles of “The Journey” and the Kadeosphere, and give you guys some alone time with Arthur Kade. It’s funny because my furniture storage unit has not arrived yet, so Chateau Kade is a bit empty, and I am sitting in a beach chair with my Balls Ass Hot TV not hung yet (Pic Below). I have also linked the newest tabloid write up by my personal International tabloid follower, Gawker, where they say, “He’s Good, He’s Really Good!”, referring to my tremendous comparison of The Brand to Amelia Earhart, and great story telling and writing ability, and have a pic with me and “Mega-Celeb”, Jon Gosselin at the Post VMA parties I dominated in NYC.
“Jay-Z did Marcy Ave. Arthur Kade did Algon Ave. We’re both about to own Park Ave.”…Arthur Kade…11/10/09
Here is the Gawker link, and the Q&A you Kade Nation has begged for:
http://gawker.com/5401538/arthur-kade-is-amelia-earhart











Q&A Transcript:
Hey everyone, it’s me Arthur Kade, as promised I’m back to you with another Q and A, Kade-style, uh 8.19 months into the Journey (singing) ….bringing it live and direct from Philly time…. (end singing) Anyway, things are going great, but I wanted to take a few minutes to address a couple of the important questions out there, give you guys an update on some of the stuff you had asked me, I…trying to keep the video not too long-guh….is that even proper English? That’s why people think I CAN’T WRITE! (pause) Love it. Anyway, back to — my phone’s going off, bitches wanna talk to the Brand….can’t help — Anyway, question number one — hear that? People wanna talk to me. Importance. The Brand. 

Question number one: Is your disdain for girls with bad skin just a projection due to your skin resembling that of an entire leprosy colony?
AK: Uh, I actually don’t have a disdain for girls with bad skin, I just won’t touch ‘em, I won’t Kade ‘em, I want no parts of them, I’ll kick ‘em out of bed if I see pimples in the morning-guh, uh the reason being-guh, A, bad skin is gross and B, I used to have bad skin but as you can see by my facial features now, my skin is perfect, the acutane cleared it up except for these two bad boys right now (belches) ooh, sorry, food coming up, that’s from mainly shaving…and me trying to pick ‘em, you know, trying to pop ‘em onto the mirror, but, um, I just don’t like bad skin, I’m Arthur Kade, I date 9’s and 10’s and I’ve always had 9’s and 10’s um….I don’t want anything less. Next question.
LegoWig's Thoughts: A bit hypocritical of someone who still gets zits to judge women this way, yes? He's not had a woman stay the night all year in the first place, so this is another one of his hypothetical thoughts in case he ever gets to touch a woman again. And popping zits into the mirror? First off, you should know that you don't pop zits because that creates scars. Secondly, that's just disgusting.


Question number two: How does it feel to know that you’re going to die penniless, single, and worthless?
AK: Um, it feels great to know I’m not going to have any one of those things occur. First and foremost, single? I have girls beating down my door to hang out with me right now, I’m a celebrity, everyone around the world knows me or is learning about me, I have my own personal tabloid in Gawker, um I can date anybody I want, it’s more a question of me being focused on the Journey. As for penniless and worthless? Folks, Kade-nation, I think both everyone will agree, I have a TV show in development with IMG Media, I’m authoring a book with Trident Media Group, I think I’m a pretty important human being at this point and I’m about to take over Young Hollywood Kade-style, puttin’ Young Hollywood on my enormous shoulders and ushering the age of the Modern Actor, I think I’m gonna be fine. Next question.
LegoWig's Thoughts: A book and TV show that will never see the light of day. And we're still totally confused as to how he thinks he's a part of "young Hollywood" when he's a middle-aged man who looks like he's in his 40s. Does Kade even have any idea how many young actors are already out there excelling at what they do? Hollywood doesn't need Kade to reinvent anything, that's for damn sure.  Oh, and Gawker? All they do is make fun of him!


Question number three: Do you truly believe that the people who are aware of you are jealous?
AK: Yeah, there’s a lot of people out there who are absolute “katers” you know, Kade, hater, the combination, the compilation, “katers?” There’s a lot of people out there who just don’t understand, don’t agree, or can’t fathom and they’re usually—they’re all gen-poppers—fathom everything that I’m doing, the changes I’m making to the biz and that’s cool, but it’s funny, once success starts hitting, all those people just jump on the Kade-wagon and I just had two situations that I wrote about recently where girls were like, “Oh, let’s squash it.” or “I’m a fan now!” it’s like, (holds up middle finger) fuck yourself, you should have been a fan before. Ma peeps are with me. Next question.
LegoWig's Thoughts: Not much to say really. Anyone jealous of him has serious problems and should either invest in a pistol to kill themselves with, or start seeing a counselor.


Question number four: Is it true that you have not had sex in over 8 months?
AK: That is totally true, the drought continues, I have hooked up with..a multitude of girls, whether it’s been making out, been totally naked or had my penis this close to their vagina (holds up fingers), it just hasn’t happened, um one time I just didn’t have rubbers handy and I wasn’t raw-dogging it, I don’t need anybody trying to get me to wife ‘em or throw some alimony checks at me, um so I just kind of backed off. Next question.
LegoWig's Thoughts: An obvious lie, this entire section. The bad breath and mouth spittle are enough to turn any woman running away. Kade's favorite thing is to lie about interaction with women, and say he's "hooked up" to imply sex. Know who calls it "hooking up?" HIGH SCHOOL KIDS.


Question number five: How do you address the picture that shows that you were not part of that Nicky Hilton party?
AK: This one actually is funny, because first and foremost? I was..nn…uh, at the table with Nicky Hilton, Lance Bass and their entourages, I have proof of that having my friend Lindsay – ma phone’s goin’ off again! – I have proof of that, my friend Lindsay who came as my date! She has no affiliation with Dusk, was at the table with me – phone! Shut up! — um, but, that picture was taken while we were waiting to be escorted to the table because we ran in behind her and me and Lance Bass’s boys were put at another table initially and then we were moved to her table, so just so everybody’s clear, we were at this… all at the same table, I have pictures of me and her standing right next to each other, I don’t care what people think but I thought it was funny that people find one random picture of me standing out there – I’m watching uh, Will Smith and Ali right now get it on with his wife Jada – anyway, I was at the table. Let me make that very clear, the whole night until I partied with…(unintelligible) Next question.
LegoWig's Thoughts: We're standing by the photo as proof that Kade was out with the regular gen-pop crowd most of the night. The part about Lindsey Furman above is a lie as well, because it was confirmed that her event company or whatever-the-hell it is coordinated that night's event at Dusk. Arthur only got close to them and got photos becuase he was with Lindsey who had a hand in the event. And if we're wrong? Who cares! What's really pathetic is that Kade thinks this was some reputation defining night for him. Tell us Kade, have you ever talked to Nikky since then? Yeah, we know the answer to that.


Question number six: If you do not win any awards, Oscars, Emmys, Pulitzers…Pullitzers, Pulitzers, Kade-itzers….will you then deem the Journey a failure?
AK: That question doesn’t even exist in my world. There’s no doubt in my mind that not only am I going to be an award winning actor, writer, um I’m also probably going to win all three awards. My TV show that I’m developing with IMG is unlike anything that’s ever been out before, the book is gonna be dope. DOPE! and um, as for Oscar, there’s no doubt in my mind, my film acting is getting to a level that’s unbelievable, I’m going to be at the top of the game, things are moving in the right direction, I’m near speaking lines, it’s all gonna happen. Next question.
LegoWig's Thoughts: We admit, we're very curious about this supposed TV show that's never been done before. We're guessing that in Kade's insane mind it's something brand new, but will be completely generic and be dead on arrival. Really, what hasn't been done already? As for the book, well, we feel very sorry for whoever has to edit that mess.


Question number seven: Do you regret quitting a stable, lucrative career so you can live on other people’s couches and spend gobs of money on acting classes to chase a ridiculous pipedream?
AK: Uh, let me make very clear, Arthur Kade to Kade-nation, the Brand to Kade-nation, I have zero regret (makes a “zero” with his right hand, places it in front of his mouth and moves it back and forth like he’s performing fellatio) Zeeeeroooo! Um, I am living a dream right now, I have a TV show in development with a major production company – ma phone goin’ off again! I’m a busy man, you hear that? – um, I have zero regrets, TV show in production with a major production company in development, I’m authoring a book right now, who knew I was gonna be a published author? and I’m, I’m living my dream, I’m on movie sets, television sets, people come up to me everywhere I’m at, want pictures, autographs, wanna say they’re a fan, what else can a guy ask for except for when I’m standing on the podium with little Oscar and I’m like, “What’s up…crew?” Next question.
LegoWig's Thoughts: Kade is definitely living a dream. A disgusting, pathetic, juvenile dream which he is going to wake up from someday, unemployable, undatable, and worn out from and let out the biggest 'Whoa, what'd I do?" the world has ever seen.


Question number eight: Is this whole thing in fact an elaborate performance art piece or a prank?
AK: It’s the same exact thing. It’s neither. It’s just me being me. Anyone who’s known me before the Journey knows I was the same person as I am now. My name was Arthur Kadyshes, now I’m Arthur Kade, that’s the only difference. And it’s Kadyshes, a lot of people aren’t sure how to pronounce my last name, “Kadyshes” rhymes with radishes. Radishes like the vegetable. This is just me bein’ me, I just have balls to the wall attitude just like I did uh, my whole life, and I’m just gonna make this happen, usher in a new age of actor. Next question.
LegoWig's Thoughts: Thanks Kade, we didn't know that radishes were vegetables. 


Question number nine: You do understand that Audrina Partridge is paid to be there and take pictures with her fans and you paid to be there and get your picture taken with her.
AK: (laughs) Folks, let me make very clear, I’m not paying to be there. Um Audrina took pictures with me, we were hanging out in MY area behind the DJ booth, she had her own table which I came over to meet and say hello, she was then brought over to the DJ booth where I had my area and we hung out most of the night. She couldn’t have been cooler, she’s stunning, she’s a beautiful girl, and she cu – it was awesome, we hung out the whole night, it was, it was just very nice to bring Young Hollywood to the table and show the 900 plus people that were at Dusk, it was crazy hot crowd by the way, what it’s like to be Young Hollywood and live the celebrity life. (shrugs enormous shoulders) It’s what we do. Kade-style. Final question:\
LegoWig's Thoughts: This response is pretty funny. His area is behind the DJ booth? As in not on the dance floor that he once said was the only real VIP section? We really hope that they put Kade behind a curtain and against a wall behind the booth and he thinks this is the hottest VIP section in the club. And again with the Young Hollywood! She is on MTV and has not acted in any films at all. We all know what Kade's not done. Explain to us how in the holy hell this has any connection to Hollywood.



Final question: Why were you banned from the Franklin?
AK: This is a question that’s been kind of lingering around, which I…don’t know why…I really didn’t even ta—kno—number one, didn’t even know I had a lifetime ban from a bar, I thought that was kind of funny, and number two, it’s a bartender in an interview who feels that he needs to bring up my name (holds up two fingers) twi—not once, but twice, in an interview, I don’t even know who the guy is, uh some you know, gen pop bartender and he’s bringing my name up, obviously to gain publicity for himself or to try to make himself a mainstream commodity but that’s all cool, um, I don’t know, there were conflicting stories going on, I know something that was said to me was completely false but I’m not gonna really get into it, you know there’s no real beef between me and them, I wish ‘em the best of luck, it’s all cool, I will not set foot back in there, it’s just me personally, once something like that’s said about me by an employee, I’m out. Um, but more importantly I thought it was kind of funny, if you guys read today’s Daily News, they also denied another Philadelphia hero Chase Utley entrance, um not knowing who he was, so whatever, it’s all cool man, two Philadelphia heroes, Chase Utley, Arthur Kade, didn’t go to the Franklin, we just do different spots, I go to A level spots as I always do and I’m gonna take it up another notch. Anyway folks, that’s been another edition of Kade-style Arthur Kade Q and A. Hope you loved me. (Kisses camera) Mwah! And the Journey’s ahead of schedule and I’m killin’ it Kade-style and I’m going to continue. Time to shut this sucker off. Big, massive, 8.wine nine..8.19 month Kade out for you guys…Kade out!
LegoWig's Thoughts: We're glad Kade answered this and we got what we expected. A total distortion of the truth. The fact is, Kade was banned from The Franklin for lying to the bartender about being comped by the managers. We have the proof and we already posted about it here. Kade was so proud to post his "hand delivered" invite to The Franklin's opening, and he went and shit all over it by pretending he's a celebrity and thinking his drinks were free. It's pretty funny that he suggests the bartender is only looking for publicity for himself! That bartender, and I'm sure a large percentage of Philly are sick of him and have every right to be.


OK, gotta go puke now.

66 comments:

  1. can someone summarize the video? my netbook is fucking up and i can't see it... and i'd rather just read a summary anyway. watching him slobber sickens me.

    so.... summary? please? thanks to any kind soul who can help!

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  2. Summary?

    Lies about being famous. Lies about book deals, movie deals, etc. Lies about why he was banned from The Franklin, which you can see that legowig posted comments on that bit above.

    Seriously though, that video was actually more disturbing and frightening than Paranormal Activity, which we just watched.

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  3. HAHAHAHHAAHAHA... you look like you're in prison, Kadipshits, between the orange shirt and the cell-like appearance of the new "chateau."

    I could only make it halfway through that video, but I will say this--compared to his acting, the bullshtt he was spewing was a LOT more natural this go around. Does this mean I want to see a TV show with it? Oh fuck no.

    And by the way, douchenozzle, you don't "author," you "write." But in your case, it's neither.

    His existence pisses me off more and more each day.

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  4. Ron Hansen is probably going to be fired. King Kang's site has been down for a few days now... it's still down. lol @ gnkang.com

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  5. Who ever is beyond this blog exposing Arthur Kade is an ENORMOUS HUGE TWICE AS BIG ARTHUR fucking loser. Do you ever leave the house? Do you have anything better to do ? Is this blog a hoax? Is Arthur beyond it? Is this whole thing some sick hoax. WTF is this shit? Once he posts, you shortly post? Day n day out? Do you have anything better to do? This beyond pathetic. The guy behind legowig just kill yourself. You are 10X sadder than Arthur.

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  6. I have used my powers of deductive reasoning to determine the size of Kade's TV. He is lying. It is most likely a 37 inch Sony Bravia. How do I know this? To wit:

    Kade is too cheap (and has moved in too recently) for that to be a cable box sitting on the table. Also, the only non-power cord coming out of the wall does not appear to run to the box but somewhere else. Ergo, that box is a DVD player, since there is something on the screen...DVD

    DVD players have a length of somewhere around 17 inches (it would actually be worse if it was a cable box since they are roughly 12 inches long. I'm giving asshole the benefit of the doubt).

    If you mentally slide that box to the left you can see it is almost exactly half the length of the TV set. Ergo, the set has a length of roughly 34 inches.

    I recall Kade bragging about it being a Sony and indeed, the blurry lettering on the bottom appears to be 4 letters long. I also know Kade's penchant for brand name over actually doing any research to find the best deal.

    I then went to Newegg.com and searched LCD TVs made by Sony with a length of around 34 inches. The one that came closest is the 37'' Bravia.

    To check my work, I also measured the width of my own camping chair - which is the exact same make and color as Kade's. It was 20 inches. I then removed my chair from my house to the dumpster because of my disgust at owning anything Kade owns. No matter how trivial.

    If you mentally adjust the chair in the picture to account for its slight skew and then move it forward approximately 3 feet, you will see that it too, covers slightly more than half the length of the TV set as well....confirming a length of approximately 34-36 inches.

    I also tried to check my work against the table. I thought it was a standard card table (32 inches) but can now see from the rectangular shape and metal shelf down below that it is not. I discarded this idea.

    Yes - it is a slow night with no Monday Night Football.

    Fuck you Kade - you 37-inch-TV-having faggot.

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  7. Wow. Anonymous must not have read my TV Theorem yet. Kade...I mean, anonymous....is really going to call me lame for that.

    I prefer the term "geek" and it's what helped me retire at age 32. Actually retire....not mooch off my friends. Douche bag.

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  8. Jesus, that douche kiss Artshitz did near the end was horrible. I need a shower.

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  9. You are so mean but everything you writted mades so much cents I no I feel like a pathetic! I’m with you two what is wrong with me and ENORMOUS HUGE REALLY BIG LISPERS…I mean LOOSERx10. Please don’t call us shortly post. Lets leave gender outhouse. When you saids guy ‘behind’ legowig do you mean gay? Is 10x sadder like how many is a brazillion? I feel like zits…I mean thit…I mean thay ur thorry…I mean what you are meaner.

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  10. Forgot this @ anon 9:41pm...

    @ anon 9:13pm…

    (I'madouche)

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  11. @ Matt Beauchamp --

    I think it IS a cable box. Remember Kadyshes' twitter posts from last Friday? He tweeted about having to wait so long for Comcast to come hook up his cable. Remember that?

    The twitter posts are still there... he twittered to someone called ComcastMelissa or something.

    ANyway, I think it's more like a 29" TV.

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  12. I am stuck on dial-up for the next little while, and I can't watch the video either. If anyone thinks there are any particular bits that are particularly OMG worthy, transcripts of those parts would be nice. Especially if repeated in a mocking tone for added entertainment value.

    The gawker blurb did not make any sense. The 'he's good, he's really good!' was just stuck in there. I think it is one of those things where if someone *said* it it would be clear, but written without emoticons and such, it is :-/

    I love the priorities in the apartment Kade. A big new tv and using your kitchen island/'communal table' as a tv stand, along with the always comfy fold out camper chair. Balls ass impressive to see that when you walk in every night. How lucky you are to be you! When the furniture is taken out of hawk, I mean, gets there, it should look like a place straight out of Cribs...what with the exclusive vintage sofa, the giant coffee table that has seen some wild partying and has the water rings to prove it, and the framed posters of Judy Garland and David Hasselhof...you know everyone will wish they were you.

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  13. I hate to ruin what ever theory was happening depending on that not being a cable box, but it is a cable box. Link to clear picture in my name. Just because he spends all his money on a big tv means nothing except that thinks like a 16 year old.

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  14. radda, Arthur grew up poor--literally on welfare, living with an old woman (his grandma).

    Of COURSE he doesn't understand what true high class people value! He's had no example of seeing someone with good self esteem, a healthy relationship, and a caring heart! He only values the stupid trinkets that one collects to fill a vast innner emptiness.

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  15. Hey anon. @ 9.13

    I think I am ‘beyond’ this blog so I will try to answer your questions??

    Yes, you should have used ‘Whom’ not ‘Who’
    Yes, that opening sentence SUCKED
    Yes, I have to, the house is to large to take it with me
    Yes, I have lots of things better to do. Like “You better get your feet off of the coffee table”
    Yes, it’s a hoax and so much more, fooled you didn’t it?
    Yes, arther is beyond help
    Yes, this hoax is sick whole thing (that is the so much more part)
    Yes, it is shit, WTF else could it be? (I had to guess on this one)
    Yes, Once he posts (WTF is shortly post?)
    Yes, Day n day out. (If this is gay code, then no)
    Yes, like “You better take out the garbage”

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  16. I don't read Twitter so..ok...it's a cable box. Cable boxes are even smaller than DVD players. So the TV is likely a 32 incher. My bad. Tough crowd.

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  17. I hate to do this but in that pic the model of the cable box is a Motorolla DCT3400, it's 17" wide. In the picture the box is 17pixels long, the TV is 173 pixels long so a little math tells us the TV is 39" inches wide which coincides with the Sony Bravia 40" models.

    I hate this douchebag but his TV's 40", his skin is still greasy as fuck and he's living in dump nonetheless.

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  18. @Matt, you also know they measure size on the diagonal for tv screens (and computer screens), right? A 42 inch tv would be like 36 inches wide or so. You have to figure the height as well as the width -- the length from top corner to bottom corner is the 'size' of the screen. I think it is an absolute scam on the part of the tv industry to measure that way, but what can ya do?

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  19. When in the fuck is he ever going to fucking explain what it is he thinks he's doing that's never been done before?!

    That is the one thing, the one fucking single thing that irks me more than anything, along with:

    Being "young Hollywood" - um, I think that starts with teenagers. Do you know how many teenagers and young 20-somethings out there have accomplished more than him? It's not hard considering he's accomplished NOTHING!

    I mean good Christ, all he says is "I'm changing the biz," being the "modern actor," being "young Hollywood," and doing something faster than it's ever been done...

    WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

    He never offers an explanation. Not once has he ever explained these statements. Meanwhile, still has not spoken lines in anything, still only has acting class videos, and still is only seen by a few hundred people on the web who fucking laugh at him and hate him.

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  20. oh and a 40" TV is less than a $1K, any teenager with a mcjob can afford one.

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  21. I agree, I think it's about 32'. Maybe LG? I say this because I have a 42, and it just seems a whole lot bigger than that. Might I add I have a 42, and I have no job. So a flatscreen TV is not "kade style" it is unemployed style... which is kade style... fuck me.

    I had to physically avert my gaze when he kissed the screen or whatever he did. He should send that video to the makeout girl who didn't "select" him. Let her know what she's missing... nasty business right there.

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  22. And frankly who cares what size that TV is?

    The poor motherfucker is all alone in an apartment with nobody around him, sitting in a camp chair, his TV placed on what appears to be the table from the kitchen. If that isn't a beautiful slice of worthlessness, I don't know what is.

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  23. Has anyone else read the comments on his Gawker post? There are some clever kids over there! Let's recruit them.

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  24. Mr Vomit,

    I was wondering about the same thing earlier today, what the hell he is doing that is 'ground breaking', unless he is planning on winning an oscar without ever having acted. As for the size of the tv conversation, just shooting the shit.

    No feeling sorry for him sitting in a cement box with nothing but a camping chair and possibly 40inch tv to keep him company. He chose to be there. He has personally brought about everything that is and isn't happening to him. And he deserves it.

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  25. radda,

    Oh, I'm definitely not feeling sorry for him! I just think it's funny that he's excited about an apartment and a tv the way an 18 year old is excited about the freedom of their first college dorm. A 32 fucking year old man!

    What was he going on and on about at first, about being able to have any girl he wants? LOL - that he almost had sex but didn't have condoms?

    The image of that creepshow attempting to have sex with a girl is horrifying.

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  26. I challenge the premise that kego grew up poor. First off, he hasn’t grown up yet. Second, I doubt that his parents abandoned him. Why would he have a relationship with them now? Did his babushka have to adopt him? More likely it was something to do with which school he went to, or which school he didn’t have to go to. The welfare part was probably them getting all they could out of the system. I’m not saying anyone was rich, but I don’t think kego had it as bad as he’d like everyone to believe. Regardless, nothing in his past is a viable excuse for his abhorrent behavior in the present. Damned contemptuous bitch he is by choice. I’ll bet he was an unmanageable, smartass, child that caused most of his own problems. He is still an unlikable brat.

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  27. No - a 42'' screen is NOT 36 inches long. Check Newegg for the dimensions. I checked for the 36'' models and the length was almost exactly 36 inches also...as listed by Sony.

    Fuck - I'm not wasting anymore time on this. I was trying to be clever and you FUCKING RUINED IT!!! It's smaller than 42''!! I'm going to bed.

    I still hate you Kade.

    P.S. - the pixel counting was clever. I didn't think to do that.

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  28. @ Matt

    What you did WAS clever, if they measured them that way. Don't get mad. It is good to know next time you go tv shopping. A 42 in hdtv is 36.7 inches wide (screen only, don't include any of the casing in the measurements -- which newegg does so that you will know if it fits between the closet and the dresser or not.) See link in my name.

    I personally get sniggly on details where we pick on Kade because I want US to have our facts right. When we call him out on a bullshit lie, I don't want him to turn around and laugh at us for being wrong, and be able to keep lists on our fails like we do on his. We need to keep our credibility high in comparison to him. Sometimes I seem like I am defending him when all I am doing is saying "on this thing he actually spoke the truth." Now and then he does. Unintentionally. But I AM sorry I ruined your cleverness, because it was clever.

    @ Kudos
    I don't think he was dirt poor growing up either. There is no way that at least the dad wasn't supplementing the grandma's income (cash, off the books) and if she was claiming him as a dependent and wasn't working, she could get welfare. Just because you get gov assistance it doesn't you need it, or are barely scraping by. Also, what was he comparing his life to that he says he had nothing? The rich people across the river? What I DO think is true that anon 10:26 said is that he has had no healthy relationships and few people who care one way or the other about him. I do think his parents emotionally abandoned him. That is why he is a narcissist, desperate for approval and attention. The mom took off and the dad had a girlfriend to give his attention to instead of his son. Which was very sad at the time. NOW though, he has had years to become his own person, to work with what he was given and he's failed to make anything worthwhile out of it. And that is WITH 7 years seeing a psychologist or shrink. He took the easy way out and became a douchebag instead of a mensch.

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  29. I highly doubt he grew up so poor, as he likes to claim. Where he grew up is a huge Russian immigrant enclave in NE Philadelphia - all received welfare upon arrival due to religious persecution in their homeland. so just because his grandmother (along with countless others who also had jobs, made nice livings etc.) received welfare as part of an immigrant program, does not make him a project kid. Another one of his lies/delusions.

    I couldn't get past 4 minutes of the video....the wild look in his eyes and the mouth full of slobber was making me gag. He spoke and acted like a serial killer, trying to explain why his victims deserved what they got.

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  30. They key idea, from the time we started this blog (about 2.745447 months ago) until now is: We offer a variety of views, we have multiple moderators, and we leverage the power of diverse viewpoints. This helps us bust up Kadyshes' lies, half truths, exaggerations, etc. Our collective knowledge and memories >>>> his ability to lie.

    Matt, Radda, everyone else -- thanks for posting here, thanks for helping us get the word out, and most of all, thanks for being entertaining.

    -Creator of this blog

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  31. I know I am really late to this, but I just measured my 40" Bravia and it is 38" across and 40" on the diagnal. I don't want to subject my wife to his lisping at 830 in the morning so I haven't watched the vid. Does he answer the college basketball question?

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  32. I saw where Kang or one of Kade's other flunkies tried to say that those of us who run this blog are shut-ins who sit around and stalk Kade. This just isn't true, but it shows the dedication of Kade and his loser lackeys to a false reality. I'm pretty sure we are delayed on getting some of Kade's posts up--I think we missed one of his recent posts entirely... it's not on our site at all.

    Also, if you didn't check this blog SO OFTEN then you wouldn't know EXACTLY HOW LONG it takes for us to mock each post.

    But the real thing is the same it's always been--there are a bunch of us, a team, and we don't put in much time. Seriously, it doesn't take long to check his site, copy and paste, and then write some commentary. It takes about 5 min to destroy the lies Kade takes all day dreaming up. Summary: IT IS NOT DIFFICULT.

    Kade should be glad anyone still visits his site to mock him or to paste the stuff over here. His hits are way, way down. He's pulled a bunch of attention seeking stunts, but still can't get any positive press, except from phillychitchat, which is the very definition of a loser local guy. That douchebag sucks up to everyone... not very selective at all.

    For those of you on the sidelines, help us keep our advantage in brainpower and information--email us at legowigkade@gmail.com or post in the comments whenever you have info or photoshopped pictures to offer. We don't ask much dedication, except that you enjoy having a good time mocking a massive loser.

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  33. Haha, GN Kang's site isn't just down, her domain must have expired, which is why GoDaddy has parked it.

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  34. Zombie kade here- been a while since posting, was over in France for work kicking it Zombie style.

    Oddly while I was in France, there were precisely no mentions of greasy mcDelusional, no kade outs, and noone rocking any fedoras from marshall's. How very odd.

    Anyway- just checked out the creepTV broadcast. That's one fucked up lil' monkey, yeah? He starts out with "longk", "morningk", and "beingk" in the first couple sentences, but then settles down to some full metal frothy prevaricatin'.

    Talks about being a celebrity, then says everyone around the world "both will agree", whatever the fuck that means.

    Denies he has hideous skin, then waxes on about two heinous boils on his neck.

    Talks about making changes to "The Biz"- anyone even remotely associated with acting for money would never ever use that moronic grade school phrase. Monkey boy uses the phrase, ergo no work in the acting world for monkey boy.

    Claims his film acting is getting to an amazing level, yet every time sir stainsalot posts an "acting" video, sales of ipecac plummet in the philly area.

    Last I checked, the call for cigar store indians and ambulatory potted plants in today's movies was about nil- so I don't see this fright wigged fuckstick getting cast this century.

    Radish boy talks about ushering in a "new age of acting"- this age being the age of the talking fern, apparently.

    He then makes a slobbery mush mouthed hash of trying to explain why he was 100 yards away from nikki hilton at her party, yammering something about "his area" over by the dj booth or some shit- complete lunatic babble, as usual.

    Then he tries to sidestep how he got banned from a bar in philly for trying to punk on a bar tab, throwing Chase Utley's name into the lie then trying to equate himself with Utley. Fucking pathetic.

    Blabs about 9s and 10s, then admits he hasn't been laid in months. Talks about how "mah peeps are wit' me" (nice wanna-G faux schtreet accent, dickface) while alone in an empty, unfurnished concrete box in some shithole part of town. Talks about how us "katers" can't fathom his changes to "the biz" despite kade never having done anything but open cast extra work and pay to play adult university acting classes.

    This keyhole nostriled monstrosity is a sad sad beastie. I will give him points for having the coked up energy to live in the seedy third rate amusement park of his tiny mind, but that's about it.

    Kade, you suck. Check that, you're too lame to even suck. You're the potato salad, the wonder bread, and the elevator music of suck- you don't attain a level of sufficient suckitude to even matter. You're like lint.

    Go away, lint. Or we'll be forced to be mildly cognizant of something vaguely unpleasant.

    Yawn.

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  35. I just can't get through the Video. It's too horrible.

    He thinks Gawker is his personal Tablod?

    Oh boy.

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  36. Athur's Cali BFFNovember 11, 2009 at 7:27 AM

    hey anon 9:13, stop saying the people beyond Lego are losers for spending so much time hating Arthur. transcribing his entire Q and A takes WAY longer!

    Hey everyone, it’s me Arthur Kade, as promised I’m back to you with another Q and A, Kade-style, uh 8.19 months into the Journey (singing) ….bringing it live and direct from Philly time…. (end singing) Anyway, things are going great, but I wanted to take a few minutes to address a couple of the important questions out there, give you guys an update on some of the stuff you had asked me, I…trying to keep the video not too long-guh….is that even proper English? That’s why people think I CAN’T WRITE! (pause) Love it. Anyway, back to -- my phone’s going off, bitches wanna talk to the Brand….can’t help -- Anyway, question number one -- hear that? People wanna talk to me. Importance. The Brand.

    Question number one: Is your disdain for girls with bad skin just a projection due to your skin resembling that of an entire leprosy colony?

    AK: Uh, I actually don’t have a disdain for girls with bad skin, I just won’t touch ‘em, I won’t Kade ‘em, I want no parts of them, I’ll kick ‘em out of bed if I see pimples in the morning-guh, uh the reason being-guh, A, bad skin is gross and B, I used to have bad skin but as you can see by my facial features now, my skin is perfect, the acutane cleared it up except for these two bad boys right now (belches) ooh, sorry, food coming up, that’s from mainly shaving…and me trying to pick ‘em, you know, trying to pop ‘em onto the mirror, but, um, I just don’t like bad skin, I’m Arthur Kade, I date 9’s and 10’s and I’ve always had 9’s and 10’s um….I don’t want anything less. Next question.

    Question number two: How does it feel to know that you’re going to die penniless, single, and worthless?

    AK: Um, it feels great to know I’m not going to have any one of those things occur. First and foremost, single? I have girls beating down my door to hang out with me right now, I’m a celebrity, everyone around the world knows me or is learning about me, I have my own personal tabloid in Gawker, um I can date anybody I want, it’s more a question of me being focused on the Journey. As for penniless and worthless? Folks, Kade-nation, I think both everyone will agree, I have a TV show in development with IMG Media, I’m authoring a book with Trident Media Group, I think I’m a pretty important human being at this point and I’m about to take over Young Hollywood Kade-style, puttin’ Young Hollywood on my enormous shoulders and ushering the age of the Modern Actor, I think I’m gonna be fine. Next question.

    Question number three: Do you truly believe that the people who are aware of you are jealous?

    AK: Yeah, there’s a lot of people out there who are absolute “katers” you know, Kade, hater, the combination, the compilation, “katers?” There’s a lot of people out there who just don’t understand, don’t agree, or can’t fathom and they’re usually—they’re all gen-poppers—fathom everything that I’m doing, the changes I’m making to the biz and that’s cool, but it’s funny, once success starts hitting, all those people just jump on the Kade-wagon and I just had two situations that I wrote about recently where girls were like, “Oh, let’s squash it.” or “I’m a fan now!” it’s like, (holds up middle finger) fuck yourself, you should have been a fan before. Ma peeps are with me. Next question.

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  37. Athur's Cali BFFNovember 11, 2009 at 7:27 AM

    Question number four: Is it true that you have not had sex in over 8 months?

    AK: That is totally true, the drought continues, I have hooked up with..a multitude of girls, whether it’s been making out, been totally naked or had my penis this close to their vagina, it just hasn’t happened, um one time I just didn’t have rubbers handy and I wasn’t raw-dogging it, I don’t need anybody trying to get me to wife ‘em or throw some alimony checks at me, um so I just kind of backed off. Next question.

    Question number five: How do you address the picture that shows that you were not part of that Nicky Hilton party?

    AK: This one actually is funny, because first and foremost? I was..nn…uh, at the table with Nicky Hilton, Lance Bass and their entourages, I have proof of that having my friend Lindsay – ma phone’s goin’ off again! – I have proof of that, my friend Lindsay who came as my date! She has no affiliation with Dusk, was at the table with me – phone! Shut up! -- um, but, that picture was taken while we were waiting to be escorted to the table because we ran in behind her and me and Lance Bass’s boys were put at another table initially and then we were moved to her table, so just so everybody’s clear, we were at this… all at the same table, I have pictures of me and her standing right next to each other, I don’t care what people think but I thought it was funny that people find one random picture of me standing out there – I’m watching uh, Will Smith and Ali right now get it on with his wife Jada – anyway, I was at the table. Let me make that very clear, the whole night until I partied with…(unintelligible) Next question.

    Question number six: If you do not win any awards, Oscars, Emmys, Pulitzers…Pullitzers, Pulitzers, Kade-itzers….will you then deem the Journey a failure?

    AK: That question doesn’t even exist in my world. There’s no doubt in my mind that not only am I going to be an award winning actor, writer, um I’m also probably going to win all three awards. My TV show that I’m developing with IMG is unlike anything that’s ever been out before, the book is gonna be dope. DOPE! and um, as for Oscar, there’s no doubt in my mind, my film acting is getting to a level that’s unbelievable, I’m going to be at the top of the game, things are moving in the right direction, I’m near speaking lines, it’s all gonna happen. Next question.

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  38. Arthur's Cali BFFNovember 11, 2009 at 7:29 AM

    Question number seven: Do you regret quitting a stable, lucrative career so you can live on other people’s couches and spend gobs of money on acting classes to chase a ridiculous pipedream?

    AK: Uh, let me make very clear, Arthur Kade to Kade-nation, the Brand to Kade-nation, I have zero regret (makes a “zero” with his right hand, places it in front of his mouth and moves it back and forth like he’s performing fellatio) Zeeeeroooo! Um, I am living a dream right now, I have a TV show in development with a major production company – ma phone goin’ off again! I’m a busy man, you hear that? – um, I have zero regrets, TV show in production with a major production company in development, I’m authoring a book right now, who knew I was gonna be a published author? and I’m, I’m living my dream, I’m on movie sets, television sets, people come up to me everywhere I’m at, want pictures, autographs, wanna say they’re a fan, what else can a guy ask for except for when I’m standing on the podium with little Oscar and I’m like, “What’s up…crew?” Next question.

    Question number eight: Is this whole thing in fact an elaborate performance art piece or a prank?

    AK: It’s the same exact thing. It’s neither. It’s just me being me. Anyone who’s known me before the Journey knows I was the same person as I am now. My name was Arthur Kadyshes, now I’m Arthur Kade, that’s the only difference. And it’s Kadyshes, a lot of people aren’t sure how to pronounce my last name, “Kadyshes” rhymes with radishes. Radishes like the vegetable. This is just me bein’ me, I just have balls to the wall attitude just like I did uh, my whole life, and I’m just gonna make this happen, usher in a new age of actor. Next question.

    Question number nine: You do understand that Audrina Partridge is paid to be there and take pictures with her fans and you paid to be there and get your picture taken with her.

    AK: (laughs) Folks, let me make very clear, I’m not paying to be there. Um Audrina took pictures with me, we were hanging out in MY area behind the DJ booth, she had her own table which I came over to meet and say hello, she was then brought over to the DJ booth where I had my area and we hung out most of the night. She couldn’t have been cooler, she’s stunning, she’s a beautiful girl, and she cu – it was awesome, we hung out the whole night, it was, it was just very nice to bring Young Hollywood to the table and show the 900 plus people that were at Dusk, it was crazy hot crowd by the way, what it’s like to be Young Hollywood and live the celebrity life. (shrugs enormous shoulders) It’s what we do. Kade-style. Final question:

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  39. Arthur's Cali BFFNovember 11, 2009 at 7:29 AM

    Final question: Why were you banned from the Franklin?

    AK: This is a question that’s been kind of lingering around, which I…don’t know why…I really didn’t even ta—kno—number one, didn’t even know I had a lifetime ban from a bar, I thought that was kind of funny, and number two, it’s a bartender in an interview who feels that he needs to bring up my name (holds up two fingers) twi—not once, but twice, in an interview, I don’t even know who the guy is, uh some you know, gen pop bartender and he’s bringing my name up, obviously to gain publicity for himself or to try to make himself a mainstream commodity but that’s all cool, um, I don’t know, there were conflicting stories going on, I know something that was said to me was completely false but I’m not gonna really get into it, you know there’s no real beef between me and them, I wish ‘em the best of luck, it’s all cool, I will not set foot back in there, it’s just me personally, once something like that’s said about me by an employee, I’m out. Um, but more importantly I thought it was kind of funny, if you guys read today’s Daily News, they also denied another Philadelphia hero Chase Utley entrance, um not knowing who he was, so whatever, it’s all cool man, two Philadelphia heroes, Chase Utley, Arthur Kade, didn’t go to the Franklin, we just do different spots, I go to A level spots as I always do and I’m gonna take it up another notch. Anyway folks, that’s been another edition of Kade-style Arthur Kade Q and A. Hope you loved me. (Kisses camera) Mwah! And the Journey’s ahead of schedule and I’m killin’ it Kade-style and I’m going to continue. Time to shut this sucker off. Big, massive, 8.wine nine..8.19 month Kade out for you guys…Kade out!

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  40. He's definitely dodging the college basketball issue.

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  41. Holy shit. Did he really say all this stuff? I had my penis this close to a vagina?

    I never watch videos because I'm too lazy to switch computers and get my sound back. I didn't know what I was missing. Jesus christ.

    Thank god he explained his clever (not) portmanteau of "Kater" [Kade - I know you are reading this...I'll wait while you look up 'portmanteau'....back now? Another example would be "celebutard' which is what you aspire to but while never achieve]

    Nice dedication with the transcript. I appreciate it. You're like the guy who builds a model ship out of toothpicks. Some people might think you're nuts but you gotta admire the dedication.

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  42. It amuses me highly the way he tip-toed around the Franklin ban. And Chase Utley, a hero? THEY LOST THIS YEAR! Hero status DENIED!

    Click my name for the original post by the legowig crew which includes info from their tipster.

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  43. Arthur's Cali BFFNovember 11, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    that's how close his penis was to her vagina.

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  44. this guy is so fucking clueless

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  45. Ugh Kent, come on! No close-ups before noon!

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  46. First of all...I've had my penis pretty damn close to the vagina of just about every female I've ever hugged in my life.

    Second of all...click on the link. Kade's former coworker obviously thinks he's just as big an idiot as we do.

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  47. "Brian Pieri, the owner of The StoneRose Restaurant and last week’s Conshohocken Celebrity, and Arthur Kade, “worldwide celebrity and rising actor,” were co-workers at American Express in Conshohocken prior to their both pursuing other ventures. Kade stopped into The StoneRose last week while Pieri wasn’t there and enjoyed lunch with a few friends. He decided to autograph a menu for Pieri, which he predicted would be framed and hung behind the bar. When Pieri returned and discovered the autographed menu, he promptly mailed it back to Kade.

    In the video, Kade compares his journey to Pieri, but seems to believe his success wearing tight t-shirts and overusing hair product is more of an achievement that opening a restaurant."

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  48. I didn't think it was possible.............he is getting UGLIER!

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  49. I know someone already said it, but no mention of basketball? Is it because it is the only question you can't spin with dellusion?

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  50. I got to "pick'em, you know, pop'em in the mirror...." OMFG! thought i was gonna puke. I can't watch anymore.
    So TY, Cali BFF for the write-up

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  51. The Loo here...He's just so repugnant. I refuse to watch the vids, but since this vid was the fodder for the blob, I was forced. (Car accident theory) and that annoying circle of dots kept it pausing on his greasy seven-head.... looked like a target for a sharpshooter! I read the Gawker thread and yes... there are some funny back and forths over there... nothing like the Kade Blob where CHAD BOONSWANG moderates and then comes on as RealityKidding to tries and knock around me and Blondie... times a tickin and it's just getting sad. I almost feel like I'm poking at a dying frog with a stick. Oh well... poke, poke, poke.

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  52. Wait! Loo! Chad Boonswang is Realitybytes?!?! That's who you were talking about the other day? That's amazing!

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  53. Loo, that was some funny shit about Sharon's rotting corpse and Slobberfuck demanding to rehearse the scene again. Realitylicksmeatdonuts is such a tool with all of his rules and always claiming that he is really against Artie but he just wishes everyone would follow his rules and stop wasting their precious time. Fuck that pig. What those dumbfucks can never seem to grasp is that w/o people like you and The Rub their site is dead (like it is now).

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  54. Did anyone else notice that his "t.v stand/desk" is actually the counter/table/vet exam room table that was in his kitchen? The dude has zero furniture, not even ikea rejects.

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  55. Thats what happens when you have no friends 0.

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  56. Installing snow leopard on my mac. Awww snow leopard, what a cute nameabout 1 hour ago from UberTwitter

    First I would like to ask if there is a man out there that would post something like this for other people to read? Secondly, my buddy did this last week and his computer crashed every 15 minutes until he wiped his hard drive and loaded and old recovery disk. Good luck fuckface!

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  57. THANK YOU for the transcript of Anal's video. There is no way I could sit through eight minutes of Cokey McFameball.

    Not sure which I find more interesting: Anal's back-pedaling where you can just hear the wheels turning or the lies coming fresh from his mouth. (In the latter situations, he totally reminds me of John Lovett in those old SNL character the Compulsive Liar--"with my girlfriend... Morgan Fairchild!.")

    For all his lies, he is SUCH a bad liar, no? He does that lying liar thing of staring at you intently for a tell that you're not buying the bullshit he's shoveling... ...even though he's speaking to a video camera!!!

    That said, I'm hoping that something happens soon--a heart attack would sure be welcome--because watching Anal swirling the drain is getting a little bit old.

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  58. "Kadyshes like Radishes STYLE!"

    So funny how he says he was waiting to be "escorted" to the Nicky Hilton table...and sat with Lance Bass's friends at first waiting to get moved to her table.....all this takes place AFTER the cake comes out? He's there WITH them because they "ran in behind her".....

    B B B B BUUULLLLLSHIT, Artie!! YA PHONE'S GOING OFF AGAIN HOMIE. The best part is, his phone is going off like that with text and calls from all of us hating on him.

    It's clear that that party is in progress/nearing completion at the point that that photo was taken. The cake is out for shit's sake...you can see earlier photo's where it WASNT....why would they be moving the people involved in the party AFTER all that?



    "Kadyshes like Radishes...OUT!"

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  59. Loo here... Yes "ANON @ 11:50" I like can't tell if you're like being funny or like being a hanging chad... boonswang on back to the radishths appreciation site and root on up anal's ballsths assths hot assthsnessths.

    I also must say that I'm quite disappointed that Arthur had no pics of himself with either or both of the two Corey's, Hulk Hogan or Vince Shlomi(The Sham WOW dude). I'll bet those guys can party Kade style! Well, Xmas is just around the corner!

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  60. Loo, sorry, that ANON @ 11:50 = Coach Taylor/ Sally Draper.

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  61. Loo says....

    damn yous two! Ok, then...

    :)

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  62. Terrible terrible terrible.

    His nostrils are terrifying.

    About the question on his "celibate" behavior.
    "It just hasn't happened" WTF. Does that mean he can't get it up??

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