Crisco McLispo faked an email from some girls from UGA. It's a really poorly done fake email, which has all of the hallmarks of Kade's own poor writing. It's not new for Cockgobbler to make things up, but I'm surprised he hasn't gotten any better at faking this crap. Later on, there is a video of Kade moving his clothing to his shitty new 1BR apartment, appropriately, in shopping carts like the jobless homeless loser he is. On the bright side, today's a new day and each time the sun comes up we're one day closer to Kade realizing the gig is up and killing himself.
Again, we've highlighted all the parts that are obvious lies, or things Kade can never prove. Makes it so much more fun to read, don't you think?
Being one of the most up and coming sex symbols in the world because of “The Journey”, The Brand has to deal with girls soliciting and wanting me from everywhere one can imagine, ranging from America to Europe to even Australia, and trust me, it is an amazing feeling to be wanted by some of the most beautiful girls all over the world. I am so careful because with Arthur Kade “Blowing Up” and becoming a television and literary star, girls want to be Kaded and “wifed” to try and seal me up for child support or even their own fame. I usually ignore all the emails that I get from girls who want to meet me or have sex with me, but this email that I got while watching my Phillies lose (It’s hard to see a great team that you love lose, but Philly still has me to bring them a Kade Parade once I win my first Emmy or Oscar) was so interesting and cute that I am considering doing it, and the “Kade Like” quote in the email is what sold me.
I never really had the true college experience in my youth because I was busy modeling, working at Neiman Marcus In King Of Prussia, PA (The Brand put himself through school like a champ), and dominating NYC with celebs, DJ’s, and hitting the hottest clubs like SoundFactory and Tunnel. I have always dreamed of going back and partying “Kade Style” with college girls, and now I may have to do it, and considering I am a celebrity and soon to have the number 1 show in America, it could be crazy and allow some lucky fans to party with one of the soon to be biggest names in Hollywood, Arthur “Muthafuckin” Kade. I also love Southern Girls, because they are usually very sexily freckled and natural blondes with great huge boobs, and usually love giving amazing oral sex (I had an unbelievable experience with one of the best blow jobs ever in Kadelanta, when I was visiting a girl who I met in SOBE who was like a “Hoover” and blew me 4 or 5 times in one night there) and they are usually not “Gold Diggers” like I have to deal with here. Here is the email I got (I held back their names to be polite), and I would love to know what Kade Nation thinks, and if I should dominate the University of Georgia, “Kade Style”? Tell me what you think…
Leaders of Kade Nation (just looking for someone of your caliber)
“Even though you’re really busy expanding The Brand and holding it down in Philly, I think you should come to Athens, GA (or Kathens as my friends and I like to call it). Sorority girls at the University of Georgia are always a good time and we’d love to be in your presence. Seriously our mission is for you to come to Athens. I don’t know if we’d be considered 10’s on the Kade Scale (because I know that’s really hard and understandable) but I’d say we’re all fun girls and definitely not below the scale. A few of my other good friends added you recently too. We’re on the Kade train and love your site. It’d be amazing if you could bring some Kade style to Athens.
“Football is what’s good about Athens, but Arthur Kade is what’s good about life”
-you’ll never know what you can get in Athens if you’ve never been here. come find out.”
Here are videos from today beginning the move to the new Chateau Kade (I’m putting some of the furniture in my storage unit from my professionally decorated townhouse in shortly. I also have a potentially amazing opportunity that I have gotten that I have to go over with TEAM KADE to see if it will be an issue with other stuff I have going on, so I will let you know the progress, but it’s BIG.
“I wonder how long it will take Arthur Kade to win “”People’s Sexiest Man Alive”" award?.. 2010?…2011??”….Arthur Kade….11/04/09