8/21/09

From the Mouth of Kade: Fashion Forward, aka "I made the fedora popular again!"

With Arthur Kade, there's just so much to laugh at on a consistent basis - the ridiculous hair, the spittle in the corner of the mouth, the aspirations to win an Oscar, the stories of him bouncing all around clubs like he's on a pogo stick while talking out loud to nobody at all.

Few things, though, beats Arthur's claim that he himself has popularized the fedora again. It's like he does not even realize Justin Timberlake helped make it popular a few years back, nor that Timberlake actually looks stylish in them. He's not walking around in a cheap floppy, poorly formed hat from some cheap mall store and pairing it with a t-shirt that says "I'm here to lay pipe." The fedora has been a popular fashion item for men for at least three years now. They were never meant to be worn with juvenile slogan t-shirts that only a 10 year old would wear.

For Arthur Kade to claim that he is "fashion forward" or that he is a "trendsetter" is like a mime saying they invented muteness.

Behold, Arthur's latest post:

One of my fans sent me a picture on Facebook that shows that everyone in “The Biz” is copying the trend that I have brought back back in terms of using the fedora as an accessory, and going casual with T shirt and jeans when your out. My look is so unique and distinct (Casting Directors always look me and down when they see me, and I can imagine them saying, “This guy just gets it”) , and I can’t wait until other celebrities start trying to rip it off, because that is when I will make another amazing one happen and continue my trend of being one of the most Fashion forward celebs out there. I’m on my way to NYC for my call back audition, so I am preparing with the sides on The Bolt, and plan to hit them with all of my passion and heart to try and win this part, “Kade Style”, and get this thing network ready so that I can win my first Emmy with groundbreaking, dynamic TV.

Here are three of the most “Smokin Hot” guys (Dane Cook, Jeremy Piven who is a fan of “The Journey”, and the Immortal Kid Rock) in “The Biz” jamming the Kade Look in Vegas:

Sound off in the comments!

76 comments:

  1. Seriously...THANK YOU for this site!

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  2. PS for all his protests and moderating...the great man himself was the one to direct me to this site by Twittering it. I quote:

    "People are so obsessed with me that they've started a mirror blog of mine. Pathetic http://www.legowigkade.blogspot.com/"

    "It's hard having people trying to piggyback off of my worldwide fame an global domination"

    I thoroughly recommend to anyone that isn't yet following him on Twitter to do so...constant comedy updates from the douchemeister knobshine.

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  3. Yeah, this is pretty awesome. Whoever set this up rules. If only we could get the url posted on kade's site.

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  4. First, thank you thank you thank you for this site! Thanks to all involved. It is fantastic. Kudos. Applause. Cheers...

    Second, re: this part: "…(Casting Directors always look me and down [sic] when they see me, and I can imagine them saying, “This guy just gets it”) …”

    How much of his bravado do you think is a put on and how much of it do you think is really happening inside of his head? My guess is that initially much of it was a put on, but based on the increasingly defensive tone of some of his posts, as well as the increasing aggression of some of the posts (the depth of his alleged anger towards the kid in Target was creepy, I am thinking that that he's drinking the Kool Aide at this point. He really thinks people are all looking at him and envying him, when at best - if a person was compassionate and forgiving of his douchiness - they are pitying him. Thoughts?

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  5. That doesn't look like Dane Cook to me...

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  6. I feel so sorry for Kade in a way. I am trying every possible combination of putting a Lego Wig Blog reference in a post on his site, and he is literally going through each post to delete anything out. And on a Blackberry no less!

    I advise all of you to do the same. Get creative. Make some obscure hidden messages within sentences. Capitalize reference letters. Do something, anything. Keep him busy!

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  7. That's what makes me think that while this was all started in good fun, Atree was of such weak character and mind that it has worked on his psyche and he is now WAY off the reservation mentally.

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  8. Also, how much would anyone like to bet that between obsessively moderating comments on his blog, he's got another screen open reading the comments here? Hey Artee! Welcome to democracy! No moderating here, Mr. Aging-Balding-Talentless-Monkey! :-P

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  9. Hey kade,
    That is awesome that you too are a trend setter. Check out the following trends I am responsible for - this should give you something to aspire to for your next trend settification.

    Everyone is rocking sandals in the summer now, most likely because when I was a life guard in highschool they were constantly jockin' my target flip flops.

    Most people use soap (not yourself yet) because when i bathed as a child, I rocked good ol' Johnson and Johnson.

    The porn industry was possible because I was the first to make a tape of my girl blowing me. Jenna Haze owes me at least 10 figures in liscensing fees.

    I think your next trend should be wearing a Mack Truck on your romanesque nose. fucker.

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  10. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    @Anonymous - I don't know about that. I can picture Mr. "I need someone to blow me" (tweeted 2 days ago) completely ignoring the existence of this place.

    Alternately, he'll print it out and put in his Kadefolio to show casting directors.

    As of now, he is certainly taking his moderator duties seriously, though.

    Hey Kadyshes: if you are there, We HATE you.

    Almost as much as I HATE Kid Rock.

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  11. Just found Artie's surrogate grandmother.

    http://itemnotasdescribed.com/

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  12. @ MGC

    Him posting this blog on his twitter might be his way of owning something he has no control over. ..... If everyone is going to know about it, he will be the one to tell them.

    Any thoughts from the Doc?

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  13. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    @Hangin -
    I'm pretty sure he deleted that tweet. I couldn't find it when I searched.

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  14. Can we rally some troops in philly to follow him around like paparrazi so he can blog about how he is so famous that the 'razzi are onto him. Then we can post those photos and belittle the living shit out of him, as well as harass him all damn day long.

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  15. So LEt's see....what we can Get Out of
    this Web page...InsiGhtfulness into the mind
    of the Kade Angel. DEar what insightfulness.
    It turns me DOTty, COMpletely dotty..

    (Lame I know...)

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  16. He has deleted the Tweets...

    http://twitpic.com/er62c
    http://twitpic.com/er5qd
    http://twitpic.com/er5wm

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  17. Aaaaand we got modified...

    # SpainGirlon 21 Aug 2009 at 4:17 pm
    So let’s see….what we can get out of
    this blog…A look into into the mind
    of the Kade Bomb. what insightfulness.
    It makes me happy, just happy…

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  18. Hi, Art! Whoops, I meant, "DIE, Art!" This place must be driving you even more insane.

    Enjoy the end of The Journey.

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  19. We've got to keep this up and reduce his comments to a trickle...

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  20. The answer is to post the url: from a different computer than your usual one, and at a time when he's asleep or too coked out to notice.

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  21. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    http://tinyurl.com/mzoqh8

    Just tried to sneak that one through. Artard wasn't having it.

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  22. OK, I'm not an actor, would never want to be one, but I went to a casting session for a hockey commercial a friend of mine is working on and guess what? Yup, I got a callback. If I get this Artee-shirts can no longer say he's done things faster than anyone else in "The Biz" because I'll have gotten a speaking part in a national commercial on my first (and probably only) attempt. I only care because it would be a nice check and it'd let me laugh even harder at this cock gobbler.

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  23. I think he is moderating everything now. Every single submission no matter what IP address you're posting from is being moderated. He is literally reading and reviewing every single post and removing any reference to this blog.

    Absolutely completely amazingly hilarious. We're reducing him to janitor level on his own blog.

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  24. The alternative is post it on his facebook page! It's there right at the top, and will probably be there for quite some time before he notices.

    MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (strokes pussy)

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  25. Nope our boy is obsessively checking his profile. He just deleted me as a friend which is fine, because that douche is no friend of mine.

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  26. I couldn't post this to his YouTube videos, but it did post to the Kult of Kade's Nostrils video.

    Join the a/n/t/i-Kade b/l/o/g at:

    l/e/g/o/w/i/g/k/a/d/e(DOT)b/l/o/g/s/p/o/t(DOT)c/o/m

    Just remove the "/'s"

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  27. It'd take awhile, but why not send the address to every one of his FaceBook "friends" directly????

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  28. DB1 just did his Friday links. He only posted about KevinBrueks vids. None on this blog :/

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  29. Somehow I can't post to his youtube videos anymore. Can a youtube poster prevent certain people from commenting, or moderate youtube comments?

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  30. Aw, the lil' Artard is busy cleaning up. This'll distract him from his hot-ass, balls-ass journey for a bit.

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  31. hot balls ass journey,
    slowing down to complete halt
    YAY moderation

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  32. @ Jew Steel - he kicked you off his Facebook? oh the horror.....how will you sleep tonight? ;) I think I know who you were.....did he go through and delete all your posts??? who the fuck has time for that? oh yeah, out of work douchebags who sit around googling themselves. What a loser!!!

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  33. terrible grammar
    5th grader literacy
    reading rainbow bitch!

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  34. Oooh I had an exchange of words with our Homosexual Hero via Twitter earlier. He managed to call himself a complete tool without prompts...I shall sleep smugly tonight :)

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  35. bird's nest on brain pan
    locks of love would turn you down
    unlimited oil

    bums rides off his friends
    IQ of flintstones car wheel
    dumber than a rock

    lifting and diet
    cyanide kid's vitamins
    wilma was the best

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  36. self imploding tool
    Hurricane Bill is nicer
    sucks more than dyson

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  37. reaks of the devil
    like bombed abortion clinic
    brush your god damn teeth

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  38. @ Anastasia - click the url and you'll see if you were right. Send me an add while you're at it.

    I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight for the shame of not being Art's FB friend any more. Still I can console myself with the thought that unlike our eponymous hero I don't have chicken legs and my national dress shows them off to perfection. Yup, I'm Scottish, I have been known to wear a kilt (skirt) and furthermore I would just like to take this opportunity to apologise for my despicable government. Freeing that tosser. GRRRRRR.

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  40. If his blogoid website still gets a load of hits, then he may be laughing all the way to the bank somehow...

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  41. I JUST THOUGHT OF HOW TO TRICK KADE INTO POSTING THE URL.

    Post an image on a server you have access to. Post something he'll approve. Once it's up, go update the file (keeping the same URL) with a picture of the URL. It's genius!

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  42. Tough Guy Broom Up The AssAugust 21, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    That's an awesome idea Jesse.

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  43. http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:KlCupokxiXAJ:brokers.hotstocked.com/brokers/a/arthur-bret-kadyshes-61222.html+arthur+kadyshes+ameriprise&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

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  44. ^^^Props go 2 someone who emailed this to me ^^^^

    Sorry if it is old news, guys, but thought it should be posted in case.

    Hangin'

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  45. Yeah that piece definitely needs some disecting

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  46. we know for a fact that Kade reads this site incessantly--ESPECIALLY the comments. i know this bc i personally send him each new thing via twitter...

    spread the word, hopefully we'll get people over here to say things and spready the truth--Kade heavily censors his site now...

    we need to make sure people come here, not there, so his page hits start falling and the attention isn't on him at all--it's on the comments. that leaves him as just a monkey, entertaining us, but he will get nothing out of it.

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  47. a friend of arthur's just emailed me... apparently, he is moderating EVERYTHING and he is PISSED that their are leaks within his camp. that's how we got the names of his "crew" and how we found out where he really lives (step mom's house) and where that other apartment is.

    he is also apparently VERY low on money. he's bumming rides (the car he was gassing up is not his and it's not a lexus, either) and taking the bus everywhere. he has to stretch each month to avoid running out of money and he can't really afford to eat out or buy food anymore. straight up bumming!

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  48. I think it's safe to say he doesn't have friends if they're willing to sell him out like this.

    Hi, Art! How does it feel to be such a failure at life?

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  49. Fedoras are so now...as in he uses his to bum money on the corner. He should make a sign that says will be a douchebag for food. Then would never go hungry.

    Say hi to your stepmommy Kade!

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  50. I bet you wish you could delete me here Kade. But unlike your blog and like the real world. You're powerless. Enjoy the rest of you clubrat no-sex havin life, you dirty disgusting bum who can't act. What else can I say that hasn't been said by thousands of people all over the world. You're a waste of skin.

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  51. Kade, if you're reading: this is what happens to people that revel in being despicable, self-centered pricks. When you piss off enough people with your ridiculous demeanor, and your utterly vile approach to women and those you deem less than you, you get fucked.

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  52. Kade just twittered "Just approached by fan on train. She told me site gets her thru work day. The power of the brand"

    Those voices in his head really spend a ton of time traveling around with him!

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  53. I can't believe that he's such mean spirited jackass in his tweets to people. Well, I can, but still... it speaks to his universal cluelessness.

    HEY ART, YOU FUCKING SUCK, AND YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.

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  54. Here's Kade in a few months:

    http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5462/kadestyle.jpg

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  55. Which twitter is his?

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  56. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    That was gross. I wasjust at Kade's stepmom's place (she gives the most AMAZING cheapest blowjobs,so much that a friend told me one time that these blowjobs really show my eliteness and top of the "foodchain"(ness)and it made me wonder how the genpop can stand it just getting average blowjobs from Kade's real mom who never really loved him at all even though she passed on the greatest genes ever to him when she shot Kadyshes out of her ass after allowing a "Blood Clot"" to fester there for too long, I would never have sex with Kade's real mom again because her anus is too beaten up)) in the middle, when I thought I might cumb, Arthur Kade came in and said he would have sex with me, but only if I kissed his father, who's only a Perkassie 5.62. I dominated it as only I can do, and was out of there.

    SO I guess Artard really does live with his stepmom now.

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  57. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    @Arthurkadeinc is an imposter
    @ArthurKade is hizzownfilthyself

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  58. Just have to say - So Cool to not have to w/r/i/te/ l/i/ke t/hi.s any more OR wonder if my shit will go thru.

    Hangin'

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  59. you really can't make this up (from his twitter)

    done at gym...legs burning...ass hurts...time to get ready 4 nyc
    about 10 hours ago from web

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  60. Probably burns from getting slammed in the ass repeatedly by his trainer while doing his Queen Elizabeth impression and asking "Did you come to lay pipe big daddy?"

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  61. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    Who is this "Douglas Slifkin" asshole who comments on EVERY ONE of cumbguzzler's fb posts with sycophantic odes to how great Artee is? I guess he's actually a fan.

    So Artee-tard actually has fans.

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  62. Doug is a incessant, inbred, freestylin myspace douche from Allenstown. He got kicked off a skier's forum for asking what to do to avoid getting boners in your ski outfit. The answer was to stop thinking about locking into a 69 with Arthur in Kade's corner at Cosi. He did not like this answer. He now posts on Kade's forum while wearing lipstick and a buttplug. Better watch out or he'll hotpocket you, neckbeard!

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  63. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    So you think Slifkin was the Hot Pocket, obese, neckbearded virgin poster?

    That phrase stuck with me. Had a chuckle in the frozen food section the other day.

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  64. absolutely. The only pro-Kade posts were coming from DougDouche. Kade doesn't have fans. He has fan. And this guy's a bigger asshat than Kade. You'd have to be to like that rimjob.

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  65. I don't have asshat as a friend on fb, but is this the Douglas you are referring to? Yep, douche: http://www.myspace.com/dougslif

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  66. fucknuts is changing some posts to say I Love Kade. Truth is NOBODY LOVES HIM. He is hated WORLD WIDE. He's unemployed, not an actor nor a celebrity of any caliber. He has no fuckin chance of becoming an actor. ALL of his Youtube videos are like 1-2 stars usually 1. All his comments are vile insults directed at his disgusting ass. I don't even know why anybody wastes time on this shoulda-been-a-blowjob. Oh I know: because most people in life have worked much, much harder than Kade. And here Kade comes saying he's the next great thing, when he hasn't worked for shit. Top it off he's hideous looking, has no true friends (all of them ratted him out to this blog) and has annoying pansy lisp and overall projection. I wonder if he knows he comes across as the weakest faggot imaginable. We're on to you Kade. We've got your number. You are fucked.

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  67. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    Team Noto needs to be here.

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  68. Shea that'd be the one. Anyway, Kade knows people don't buy his bullshit. That's why he'll always be a goofy fucking extra. Did you see him in Gossip Girl? OH MY! He looked about as natural as GN Kang's tits. What speaking role will his weak ass ever get? Every time he opens his mouth he sounds like Richard Simmons. The only part he reads for are gay ones. It's documented in his blog. You know that peice of fuck Wordpress site that no other blogs link to and has a default ugly fuck theme that's free. he's a brand alright, a losing one. Call me when you're worth FIVE figures artie, with your broke ass.

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  69. The ghost of Cindy BradyAugust 21, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    Just sent an invite with the legowig address to a guy named Noto in this facebook group:
    http://www.facebook.com/search/?init=srp&sfxp=&o=&q=arthur+kade+#/group.php?gid=76248388339&ref=search&sid=740331373.102765125..1

    There are 148 other members who can be messaged there, if anyone likes filling out "Capchas" . . .

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  70. Kade Style is about mooching off of other people while trying to pursue a hopeless journey. I'm for people following dreams, but when your some halfhearted lisping clown that everyone and their other mocks on a regular basis, I'd say time to find another fuckin gig Jack. Kade will read this comment and just laugh it off like I'm some stupid moron who doesn't follow dreams. Let me tell you this you worthless sack of shit, I've done more at 25 than you've ever done. Your life is a complete lie and everyone knows it. you live with your parents and have no hope of getting a job even at Cosi's. You're just that untalented and dispicable. Goodnight I got shit to do.

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  71. "everyone in “The Biz” is copying the trend that I have brought back"

    Wow. Sad.

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  72. So who is running twitter.com/arthurkadeinc???? Should they not change the web address to this address??

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  73. Link to my site on the comment board. I seem to get my CLiff's Notes through a lot

    www.cretincountry.blogspot.com

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  74. LEt us GO then, you and i, When the evening Is spread out aGainst the sKy/like A patient etheriseD upon a tablE/let us go, through certain half-Deserted streets/the muttering retreats/Of resTless nights in one-night Cheap mOtels/and sawdust restaurants with oyster shells/streets that follow like a tedious arguMent.

    how's that? haha.

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