10/2/09

The Brand’s Logo


Arthur now has a new East Coast BFF and goddamn if the guy doesn't have eyes as creepy, if not creepier, than the rapey eyed one himself. Also we get to see more of Arthur's food. Why is it that every meal he eats seems to have a jizzy looking sauce on it? I think the "The Perfect Ass" video might just be the creepiest thing he's ever shot. I think he actually sniffs the person's ass (I won't guess if it's girl or guy ass cause you can't see shit in the video - though when you're video taping an ass you probably don't want to see shit.) His logos seem very fitting in that they look like the sign for a mens room and we know how much time he spends trolling those looking for Larry Craig. More idiocy and delusion from the giant cunt himself, Arthur Kadyshes...


The last couple weeks have been an amazing example of the difficulty that Arthur Kade is going to have moving forward in my pioneering career in “The Biz” of walking the delicate line between “”Celebrity” and “Actor” because I have to devote extensive time to both sides of the coin because Hollywood demands it, and I have to keep my profile high for movies or TV shows that I am working on (One actor said to me this week, “You could sell a TV show now on your name alone now, where most people have tooled around for 20 years and would dream of your exposure) to promote them. I could live for The Craft and be a working actor like I am now without ever making anymore money (I was joking with a friend last night that my first 7-figure paycheck for my first hit movie I am going to buy a 100 foot casual boat just to ride around the Mediterranean Sea for a month with some models and fellow celebs and celebrate my arrival), but the reality is that I have created something so unique and genius in “The Modern Actor” that there is a chance that I will become the Tiger Woods of acting (The first Billionaire Actor). I have been in a holding pattern waiting for the production schedule to come out for the potential pilot I am cast on as a gay doctor, so it has been every difficult to commit to any new projects because I didn’t want it to interfere with my current 2 projects (That and IMG Media “Dev Deal”), but yesterday we finally got word that the staff for the shoot for The Trailer for the pilot has been put into place (There is an excellent Director, Production Manager, and other additions and I am so excited because I think that my character and the script are groundbreaking and could have a Sopranos effect), and we will not be shooting before October 16th, so I can turn my focus away from all the mainstream media attention that I have been getting with National Radio Interviews (I had a fan come up to me and say last night, “Listening to your radio interviews is so interesting because you sound so composed and in control the whole time) and tabloid exposure, and get back into the acting pool selecting the Cool projects I get to work on, and gearing up for crazy progress with my “Dev Deal” with IMG Media, and the development of my other show.
Last night, I attended a Charity Dog Event hosted at Boyds (They did an unbelievable job in structuring a beautiful and top notch event for the Utley’s All Star Animals charity), hit the Philly Mag Cocktail Competition and then met some fans (Video Below) who are actors, writers, and producers who had a short film debuting in University City at The Bridge and had contacted me by Facebook telling me they were fans of “The Journey” and would love it if I made an appearance. I really love showing young actors that I can be there for them, and pass on much of the experience and knowledge that I have accumulated over the last 6.94 months, and if you could have seen the excitement of when they met me at Distrito, and got to know me, it was almost like an orgasm to watch (I imagine it will be a similar moment for me when I meet Bobby DeNiro because it will be a meeting and mind-meld of Old Lion and Young Lion to further Young Hollywood, and the expectations of everyone in “The Biz” will be enourmous of what would come out of such a summit). You could see that they were soaking every moment that they had with me ( I could only stay a short while with them because I had to meet a 9 and some friends, out but wanted to give some mentoring time to some young local talent), and we did some videos and took pictures for them to always remember that they got to meet The Brand on his way up.
“If you swing for the fences every time you’re up, you may strike out more, but in the end who do you remember more, “”Wade Boggs or Hank Aaron”"?”….Arthur Kade…10/02/09
In the meantime, Here are the 3 logos that I have come up with so far, and why I chose each one (They all bring something different to my Brand’s image), but I would also love some feedback or other creations that my fans around the world can create that may be better for Kade Inc.
1) “The Trump”-I love the picture of the man in the middle because I think it shows the stature and size of my “Humaness” of The Brand and how the name is nothing without the tool that is my look. The colors are also much more industrial. powerful, gaudy, and raw, and give a more business/corporate feel to The Brand and represents my position as a M.I.M. (Mogul In the Making). I could see this logo at the top of my 100 story headquarters in KA, but does it make me seem too “Donald Trump”, and not enough “Martha Stewart”?
2) “The Rachael Ray”-This logo creates a warmer, softer, and more inviting feel to The Brand because it is very simple and fun, the lines are less refined and more curvy and shows me more as a charitable activist and pioneer, rather than a “Corporate Entity”. It humanizes me more and connects me more to The Gen Pop, where I could see one saying, “He’s just like one of us”, and want to see more of my movies or buy more of my clothes, but I am scared that it takes away from the eliteness and superiority that is The Brand and come off a bit more feminine Hygiene Products.
3) “The Russell Simmons”-This one is my favorite so far because it gives a “Larger than Life” feel to The Brand (I think this is what fans and “The Biz” think of when they feel Arthur Kade), and the little person in the middle represents the Gen Pop and shows that they are still inside of me, and connected to me, but in the end the first thing you still notice is the Hugeness of my name. The colors also speak power and comfort, and the connection of Arthur-Kade shows a unity across all the different media genres that I am expanding into, but also gives a more “Urban” and “Hip Hop” feel so that my under 30 fans can also connect







20 comments:

  1. Hahahaha. Today's intro was probably the best one in a while. It seems like the last couple weeks the Lego Wig intro to Mr. Kade's blog entry is usually pretty much a "blow off" like "he sucks, here's his blog" but this one made me laugh out loud at work.

    I also like how he's asking that one guy at the office to say how he was the number 1 guy 3 years in a row and he won't "confirm" it for Kade. I was probably a pre-setup like "make sure you say I was" and then the guy flaked on him when it came time to film.

    Hysterical.

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  2. The eyes of his new BFF will haunt my dreams tonight. I'm scared.

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  3. What a watery piece of shit.

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  4. Why, just why would anyone, even AK shoot a picture of himself in a Mens room? And in what thrift store did he find that jacket?

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  5. the 1st logo is to the men's room.

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  6. Unfortunately, Kade playing a gay doctor is a natural.

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  7. The first logo is what a guy who gets paid for quickies in men's restrooms uses. That is truly bizarre. I would love to know if the logo designer was trying to pull one on Kade, or if Kade asked for it to have the 'little man' symbol.

    @ Anon 12:05 He probably got the jacket at Jack and Jills, the premier place to get all your kadetastic clothing. (what adult shops at a store with a nursery rhyme name, I ask you?)

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  8. PS has he messed with his hair again? Now it has a kinda swampy green tint to it...or is that just what florescent lights do to it? And the way his curls really start at the top of his head, it looks like he has been wearing a head band. This is the worst advertisement for his step-mom's salon ever.

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  9. Why does he always take pictures of nasty looking food? That plate looks like someone barfed on it! Gah!

    He finally found someone even uglier and creepier than himself to hang out with.

    It's still a fail Artshitz, 'cause all that means is there are TWO of you to frighten women off, instead of just you.

    What I seriously want to know, is with all the batshit psychos out there, why Artshitz hasn't been pounded into hamburger by now.

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  10. "the first billionaire actor" WTF...

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  11. OMG, he IS sniffing ass!!! Good fucking gravy, just when I think he can't get any weirder, THERE IT IS

    And that guys eyes....**shudder**. Maybe it's not bad in person?

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  12. @Brasco...

    Sorry, I've been posting most of these lately and it's just been too painful. I read about 3 sentences when I start to zone out. I get through it all and as soon as I'm done I can't remember what I just read, therefore you get the shit intros. Damn, even today I felt like what I wrote was very disjointed and kind of lame. Though, the Larry Craig reference was like taking candy from a baby.

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  13. @ Shitforlunch

    6.94 months? Seems like 6.9776 months to me. And, what would you know before 7.23 months anyway? Everyone knows that you don’t know shit until 7.437 months. Stupid fuck.

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  14. I reckon that other 'actor' cunt was wearing contact lenses. Light blue by the looks of it. Arthur never knows when he's being mocked he's such a deluded cunthole.
    He puts an hour into acting each week - learns a fucking line from a contemporary film - says it on camera......and that's the fucking limit of it. The cunt isn't part of a theatre group, hasn't learnt any thing of Shakespeare, Shaw or any fucking thing of his craft. He's such a shallow cock and fucking big headed, not to mention a huge fucking liar - jesus, his bullshitting puts him in the world class standard - that he's probably the biggest cunt I've ever seen. And all those quotes from friends - he made them up himself. And constantly mentioning the development deal...yes, there probably is one....'meet the biggest cunt on the internet'. You know what, he'd even think that was good - he has not one redeeming feature, and to cap it all, underneath all the celebrity nonsense, his personality is fucked as well.....kissing an arse in a room full of people? A total cock

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  15. Kissing? Pretty sure he was SNIFFING that ass. He's insane.

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  16. I posted something on his blog regarding the fact that I didn't realize that actors had logos. It was censored! Bizah. Maybe he should think of himself as an actor and not a brand. I've been following the blog since the onset 6.321456 months ago and am really getting bored of the same drivel. Commenters suggesting AK had NPD are right on the mark.

    PS - I got married recently. I'm in my 30s and find it wonderful and sweetly satisfying to come home to someone who knows and loves me. I did the clubbing thing in my early 20s and that was enough.

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  17. Oops that should read AK *has* NPD.

    It seems to get worse every day.

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  18. @ Philly6: Your comment is there. 7th down. That Lindsey Furman girl who took him to the Nicky H. b-day party works with brands and brand awareness along with party planning and getting people to switch telephone companies, so possibly she got the brand idea stuck in his head for some reason. He is so far left field that I can't figure out what he is thinking he is doing. Maybe it is all tied in with his "modern actor" schtick. A name rather than talent, clubbing rather than practicing. Which of course, doesn't get people into movie theaters, but can get you a 'reality' show. Bleh. (you don't get oscars or emmmy's for them Artie).

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  19. No network in their right mind would pick up a show about Arthur Kade. He's just too unfunny and lame.

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  20. @Radda Radda: Thanks! The funny thing about the logo is that, as others pointed out, none of them have the entire company spelled out, but AK's does.

    I do and don't want to know how this will end. I go from laughing one minute to feeling bad for the guy the next.

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