10/9/09

CrossTalk




I can't figure out whether the actress in the scene with Cock Gobbler is a good actress or it's just so easy to be in a scene with Arturd where you dislike him. At least he admits she's better than him in the scene, which is CLEAR to anyone who watches this video. It really is becoming quite sad that Arturd doesn't have a clue how bad an actor he is. Though, I still hate the prick. Then we have more video of him having his hair cut by that Natasha Fatale step-mom of his. Does he not understand that when you have a role in a potential pilot (so he claims) and they've shot ANYTHING you can't go changing your hair? This makes one of two things clear to me 1) he doesn't get ANYTHING about the film business (though I think we know that without this bit of info) or 2) he's no longer involved with the potential pilot. Please, please, PLEASE be option #2 so we can goof on that some more. OK, have at mocking the deluded ramblings of Philly's most hated delusional douchebag, Arthur Kadyshes...

To be a a successful actor like Arthur Kade, you need to be able to go from just acting an amazingly ferocious scene out as it’s written on paper in a controlled way, and be able to make it messy, dirty, and sexy all at the same time and I felt like “The Journey” needed a scene willed with passion and anger. Arguments with girls are not just one person talking and then one person responding (That’s the problem I had with the Eric and Sloane scene is that because of editing it seemed to contrived and controlled and not natural enough), it’s 2 people trying to jump in on each other, interrupt the other, and get their own point across, whether right or wrong, and it’s about not finishing sentences and pretty much telling the other person, “To go fuck themselves”. I am Jewish (We speak with our hands and with our eyes), and my scene partner was Italian (They speak with every part of their body but get very intense with body movements) so when Mike Lemon saw our first rendition of the scene with Eric and Sloane arguing in class, he called it “Sterile” because we didn’t have the “Cross Talking” going where you are literally jumping in on the other person while they are talking.
Once he got us really cross-talking (This rattled me a bit because I forgot the lines a few times, but thank god I am a master of improv so I was able to keep it going and look natural even when I made mistakes), the scene became very natural as if we were sitting in a car just arguing, and one classmate told me, “You guys seemed like you were really arguing”. That is the sign of an experienced and masterful actor, where you don’t skip a beat even when you’re hurt and on the ropes, and at the end you can say, “Shit, I fucked up my lines”, and your teacher responds, “I don’t care” because the scene came out so perfectly. Cross-Talking takes a lot of electricity and vitriol, and can be difficult when you haven’t done it with someone before because you really don’t know where you’re going to be cut off. That’s why when there is great chemistry with a co-star in a movie, directors will use you together for other movies (Like Gere and Roberts), and I could see myself pairing with anther fiery actor like Marisa Tomei (Who is one of the sexiest 7’s on the planet because of her attitude, accent, ability to not age, and sick little body and great small boobs) because we both have that innate ethnic aggression. My scene partner was better than me in the scene and I had having not been in a heated argument in a while I had to adjust to her level, and I told her while reviewing the video, “You had that Italian thing going on. I have dated a bunch of Italian girls, and you guys are the best in bed because you are so passionate”, and she just laughed.
I have dated many crazy girls who are all temper (Although those same crazy girls are usually the most passionate and exciting in bed, but I have always been lured to the “Bad Girl” who likes threesomes who is money hungry in the past, because there is something so sexy about that concept), and because I am usually smarter than anyone I date because of my 134 IQ and tremendous education, and my overall experience of having dated any type of girl that walks, I will usually overrun the other person in an argument and win. I have had relationships where I felt like I was a father figure to girls teaching them the way of the world, and I have had others where the girl was a know it all, and thought she was smarter than me (Only to be destroyed), but the scene we acted out below brought me back to emotional places that I haven’t been in a while in arguing with a girl.
Sometimes I miss that intensity, aggression, and passion, followed by amazing sex to feel better about yourselves since the relationship was collapsing, but at the same time I don’t miss the headaches I see with other friends who have to account to their girlfriends where they are all the time, who they’re with, why they didn’t pick up their phone, and my favorite, “Why do you have to go out all the time?” Doesn’t the girl understand that we go out all the time because we are bored, and want to party with new girls, or our friends are important to us and we want to spend time with them? Even typing that last sentence pissed me off, but this class was definitely a lesson in “Don’t be scared to get down and dirty with your fellow actor.” I am also still working on my next announcement and can’t wait to share it with Kade Nation around the world.
“When there’s 2 seconds left in overtime and you’re down by one, don’t be afraid to take the last shot. If you miss it you can say, “”I had the balls to lose”", and if you make it, then you can say, “”Who wants to go home and sleep with the champion”"?”….Arthur Kade…10/09/09
Here is the scene and also videos and pictures from getting my a color and cut (It’s amazing how great this hair color looks on me, and my step-mom who is a legendary hairdresser just loved it yesterday, and I feel like it makes me look 23-25 years old) :













45 comments:

  1. He CANNOT be for real. His hair looks terrible.

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  2. SAT QUESTION:


    Arthur Kade is to Acting as

    Tom Delay is to Dancing

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  3. Arthur Kade is to Acting as

    Stevie Wonder is to Seeing

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  4. Arthur Kade is to Acting as

    The Pope is to Hardcore Fucking

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  5. Arthur is to Acting as

    Charlie is to Surfing

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  6. shit she disappearedOctober 9, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    On the first pic he looks like they combed his hair with jizz a la There's Something About Mary, which was probably in high supply in Artzit's mouth (probably from self fellatio)

    On the second pic he looks like he could easily score a gig as "featured" extra in a possible Gremlin's sequel. Since he doesn't need any makeup to look slimy or balls ass ugly, he could actually be an asset to a production for once. Still, he probably wouldn't get more than a quick minute (career highlight none the less)

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  7. Arthur is to Acting as

    Large African Child is to Stuffed

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  8. Did I spot a little cunt wearing a suit and tie taking one of the photos? The photo with Arthur wearing his step mum's coat - this is a fucking set up, Arthur's doing everything he can to wind people up and set himself up for a slagging off, and I bet his midget friends are in on it.
    Fuck, I feel a bit of a cunt myself now, I'm convinced this is a scam. Everything he says is planned...infact, his posts are so formulated it's a joke now. They have the same content in the same place - the appalling bragging; the 'A friend said.....'; the sexism; the great career he has; etc etc etc...........well done to him I say, he certainly took me in.
    At first I think he was a genuine cunt but then he saw an opportunity and he's gone for it and is milking those titties (like a Hebrew milks the tax laws)

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  9. I'm a girl and I have to thank A.K for helping me with my diet,'cause every time I'm seeing his pic and videos I become nauseous and lose my appetitte.He's really appaling and I really dont think he's acting or pretending.The sad thing is that so many people follow him and read his blog and even created special site dedicated entirely to his awful persona.In the meantime he's enjoying his life to the fullest,giving out interviews,chilling at the clubs and we are just sadly sitting somewhere in obsecurity and envy him.Thats really sad!

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  10. Welcome to the world EG.

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  11. shit she disappearedOctober 9, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    @ english gentleman

    It isn't planned. It's merely a manifestation of his psycosis. He knows that people are going to rile up against him and he enjoys that they do. The more angry people get at him the more detached Kade feels from criticism, which allows him to look down at everyone. Basically he is letting the crazier aspects of his personality run wild to draw attention and ire and confirm his deluded sense of superiority. The more you reject him, the more he feels he is controversial and something special.

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  12. http://gnkang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/

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  13. @Sad Girl...

    Two of the Three Little Pigs enjoyed their lives for awhile also. Anyone can enjoy their life in the short term, but eventually you have to be responsible. If Cock Gobbler had any chance of becoming an actor who makes money, well then it would be him taking a chance in life, but he's set himself up to not being able to go back to his old life AND never making it as an actor. To go along with an earlier thread...

    Arthur Kade is to acting as

    OJ Simpson is to being not guilty

    If he had even a remote bit of talent there wouldn't be the hatred of him on this level, but he doesn't and there is. He's a fucking cunt.

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  14. I'm just stunned by that blown out, long, flat brown hair. Hideous! It looks more like a bad toupee than actual human hair.

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  15. What the hell? He's off to the beauty parlor every goddamn weekend? And the results get worse and worse. This week,we're going from greasy-green to Chuckles the Clown.

    Arthur Kade is to acting as

    my dog is to playing Chopin's etudes on the piano.

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  17. That's a first...a post removed...I'm intrigued.
    Ref' Arthur being genuine...You see, I keep wavering like a big flaccid black man's cock. I just can't believe, or I don't want to believe that such a cunt exists....even an American one.
    It has to be contrived. Like I said, at first he was being himself, an utter deluded cock, then his friends got involved and now it seems contrived...the cunt's showboating.
    I've seen posts that Arthur didn't write, they weren't his style, so is it a team effort? Surely his friends can't like his constant bragging and lying? Surely they know he's achieved fuck all? Can they also be the same type as him? What are the odds on that? Or do they know it's an act that may get them somewhere?
    Finally, one thing is true; Arthur cannot act for toffee, he is fucking woeful at it. Infact, it's just a man reading out loud.....are his 'teachers' also in on the act? Have they not read his vile, idiotic bragging? It's not doing their reputation any good.
    My brain's fucked

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  18. ok, so excuse me for being self-centered for a moment, but we just got our first "hater" over at our blog (click my name for the link) and it makes us want to overemphasize, repeat, make fun of, etc. what this hater is hating about us. I suspect dipshit gets this same feeling (as much as I hate even cumbing anywhere close to comparing myself to turdface) when he makes his videos. And maybe it's unconscious, like us saying he has too much spittle, and the next thing you know, he's making us vomit onto our children with the unnecessary amounts of grotesque spittle. The more I think about it, the more I truly believe he doesn't even realize he's doing it.

    dumbass

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  19. @ EG…

    The satire of your name vs. your diatribe is amusing. I can’t help but wonder though; does the lack of response to your berating of Americans confound you? You’ve received some comments concerning the sexual nature of your post, but for the most part, your derogatory references to America haven’t elicited any response. Do you know why? Do you want to know why? Please don’t believe that we (Americans) won’t, or can’t dish out insults about you, your culture, your country, and your appearance. So far your pompous attitude has gone unchecked, but at any moment the floodgates might open. I appreciate your wit, even with your somewhat disturbing sexual reference’s, and I know you are free to write anything you please, but to continue with the anti America theme will surly lead to an uncomfortable exchange. Just saying.

    IQ 134? 13.4 maybe. Fucktard can’t do anything, but we’re supposed to believe he’s a genius? Keep fucking with your hair douchefag, you’ll be bald soon. He doesn’t have the common sense God gave lettuce.

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  20. “I had the balls to lose”…

    The story of his life.

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  21. ...just having a bit of sport, sorry. I do seem to get belligerent on the internet, don't really mean it. I sort of say it without thinking. I have been a bit of a tosspot, unnecessarily so, particularly to LA actor...I'm sorry mate, it was out of order. It's Arthur's fault, I read his nonsense and get fired up. Anyway, point taken

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  22. Leonardo Decaprio called from the set of 'Titanic' and wants his hair back.

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  23. @EG: it wasn't removed by anyone running the blog. I removed my comment because I was at the tail end of a brutal workday that left my writing looking like something Arturd would barf up. Rather than make anyone suffer through that, I took it down.

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  24. Having watched Arthur try to "act" his way through numerous scenes I'm left with the distinct opinion that he is such a bad actor because he is so uncomfortable with WOMEN. He can't relate to the male character because he does not know how to have a "relationship" with a woman. His musings are pretty clear that he has a very low opinion of women and it carries through to his attempt at acting.

    He needs to find a new Therapist, only audition for roles of priests, loners and gays, or give up altogether.

    Arthur, it is hopeless.

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  25. @ EG…

    You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman…thank you.

    I think everyone agrees on “give up altogether” regarding Kego. It’s amazing how dense he is to believe that becoming an award-winning actor is so easy. Especially for someone whom most people wouldn’t let mow their lawn. His complexion is getting worse by the day. A face made for radio and the hair to go with it. He took butt ugly to the next level.

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  26. “I have dated a bunch of Italian girls, and you 'guys' are the best in bed…”

    Add that one to the list of indicators.

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  27. Guys,did u notice whats going on in that weird"salon"his step-mom own?I have never in my life(and I've to hundreds of different salons)seen boxes of shoes or open closets with 2nd hand clothes in the "beauty parlor".What kind of place is it? A "Salvation Army" type of ...?What?U come there get ur hair done and then pick up a worn out cheap t-shirt and dirty sandals?Yuk!Thats really disgusting!Should we report that place to sanitation department,although I'm sure it has a lot of violations already.Comments?

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  28. Wow his twitter is getting more and more spastic, if that's even possible. I think we are looking at about 2.0123432514432 monrhs until he goes postal.

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  29. You guys should have seen Kade at G last night -- cameras following him everywhere -- I can't believe his tv show is a reality.

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  30. His TV show isn't a reality until it's on TV

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  31. Kade's blog is like crack. It destroys your mind but you just can't help yourself.

    I'm honestly thinking of posting mundane, boring videos on my blog and YouTube. Who thinks with a little luck I can get more views than him?

    http://strugglingactorinla.blogspot.com/

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  32. It slays me that Arthur calls himself a passionate actor. He is wooden and affectless; I believe the only thing he could portray believably would be a autistic person or possibly a sci-fi/fantasy role where his soul has actually been stolen. In those roles, he could potentially be believable. Or maybe not.

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  33. Is that true? Has the vile fucker really got a camera crew following him? Fucking hell's bells......he must be walking around like a fucking peacock. If it's true then it's hilarious - and you know something else, he'll have the same affect on the public as he has on us..Struggling Actor's spot on, it's like having one's Kade fix for the day - a good dose of cuntery invigorates the soul.....In the 18th century folk would pay to go and watch the bonkers inmates in a lunatic asylum, and they came out feeling good about themselves....well that's the 'Kade affect'. Watch this deluded, mysogenystic, halfwitted, talentless nob and I dare you to think you have problems.
    He's the gimp at the parade
    The midget in porn
    The fat lady at the circus
    Sure, it's voyeurism, but it's like the Downs kid dancing at the party...it's embarrassing, but fuck it, he's enjoying himself....

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  34. @EG...

    I'm thinking it might be a bit of disinformation. When has Cock Gobbler done ANYTHING remotely connected to a "role" that he hasn't blabbed about for days? My money is on his Pumpkin Headed Handler dropping that so we think he's got something going. He doesn't.

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  35. 128 subscribers, look out Hollywood!

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  36. It's like I posted on my blog! He's a horrible actor and human being and he gets his own show! I want to know what idiot thought giving him what he wants was a good idea.

    http://strugglingactorinla.blogspot.com/

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  37. His delusion has reached new heights. Via his twitter:

    "Who's a bigger name in the biz. Obama or kade?"

    SERIOUSLY, fuckface? That question needed to be asked?

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  38. Arthur, you look 40 years old if you look a day...

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  39. PoppedyourmomscherryOctober 11, 2009 at 2:41 AM

    @ Actorinla - then do it bitch. This is the 21st century where Big Brother contestants are famous and winners of Survivor cut ribbons. Kade is doing his thing and keeping us entertained at the same time. Sure he is a self centered dick, but thats what makes this all so awesome. The land of the free and all that. I reckon if you post a picture of your pecker, you will get the hits you so crave - and maybe a date from one of your admirers.

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  40. Anyone curious why AK, Philly's self-proclaimed foremost fashionista, was not involved with the first Philly Fashion Week? As far as his blogs and tweets reveal he was not featured on the runway, seated in the front row, or that he even crashed any after-parties. My, my, his status must be slipping....

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  41. Anyone notice? A.K. has not made a post in two days? His Twitter feed has been silent for hours? Could something epic be going down?

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  42. @EG, I don't think a television audience will appreciate him like we do. For one, he acts normal and supposedly even likeable in person, according to James Frey (who is a pretty vile person himself, so maybe not the best judge)and others. Also, the comments add most of the interest--he won't get that reaction in public. This would've been boring ages ago without people's reactions.

    Some weird 30-something Philly loser going to nightclubs and trying to be an actor just isn't going to translate well on t.v. He's """special""", just not special enough.

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  43. Dude, the people that know him will attest to the fact that he is NOT normal.. neither are his friend.. all delusional fucktards.

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