11/3/09

AK's site is dying, Boonswang is a bitter midget, GN Kang has poor judgment, and other goodies

A few quick updates on stories commenters and editors of this blog have been talking about...

1.) Traffic on Crisco McLispo's site is down 70% in the last 3 months. Apparently not as many people are sticking around for the inevitable trainwreck ending as we had previously thought. To see the statistics, go to http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/arthurkade.com and just look at the various categories of data. Previously, although Arthur Kadyshes hadn't gotten any speaking roles or even done any extra work in a while, at least you might've thought he was getting web traffic by being a pathetic attention-craving douchebag that even a mother would hate (and since his parents abandoned him even that was in question). A lot of people probably thought Kade would get decent internet viewing numbers. But as you can see from the commenters, it's gotten to the point where it's just the same few dozen people reading the site and the same 10 or 15 commenters ripping Kade and talking to each other in the comments. Maybe some of Kade's douche crew like Boonswang and Lindsay Furman view the site and inflate the numbers a little. Since Kade doesn't have that many friends or supporters to boost his internet ratings, it's only a matter of time until the site totally flatlines.

2.) Chad Boonswang doesn't like it when people point out that he's vertically challenged. Boonswang, better known to blog readers as the diminuative Lionel Hutz-like personal injury lawyer who follows Kade around, apparently didn't like it when he paid for it by being ripped by Matt Beauchamp here on this blog. It appears that someone (possibly and probably Boonswang himself) couldn't handle it and took to posting Beauchamp's personal information in the comments. Oh wow, Chad, you're so tough! You're so powerful! Hahaha. We give credit to Matt... he posts under his real name and speaks the truth about Kadyshes and his douchebag loser associates. And to Kadyshes' cronies... if you can't handle people commenting on your hideous appearance, horrible personalities, and poor judgment, why would you hang around a pathetic, attention-seeking douchenozzle?


Here's a picture of Chad Boonswang... errr, Lionel Hutz.

3.) While we're on the subject of pathetic, attention-seeking people with poor judgment, what's up with G.N. Kang (Arthur Kade's chief enabler)? Homegirl isn't that bright, but how low can you go when you glibly refer to the fact that Chris Brown beat Rihanna and then go on to tell the teenage girls who listen to Chio's shitty morning program "since Chris Brown made some cool new music, the public will now forgive and forget" (paraphrased). That's just a pathetic statement about this country and most of the uneducated, uncultured, and self-esteem lacking nature of "pop culture" that GN is so obsessed with. If we valued women and opposed domestic violence as a country, we would overlook the cheap, superficial, shitty music produced by shitheads like Chris Brown. Of course, GN doesn't have good judgment and seems to lack some self esteem (and thus comes off as attention-needy). So it's OK if a guy beats a girl... just say some vague apologies, drop some new crappy "R and B" or "hip hop" crap on the public, and hope everyone forgets. This way no one has to learn a lesson or change how we look at society's treatment of women.



These things are now called GN-O'lanterns... Kade Style!

For anyone who doubts that domestic violence and abuse of women is a problem, here is a link to educate yourself. Also, here is a link to some details about what Chris Brown (who GN Kang would probably call an "elite artist") did to Rihanna. It's great that GN makes some bland statements about believing in change... but Chris Brown is a repeat offender. He's been violent to women as a PATTERN, not an isolated incident. Sad, sad, sad. Since GN is kind of slow and doesn't read much other than teeny bopper magazines and PerezHilton type sites, we wouldn't expect her to know or care about this.

On the positive side, since I have to say something nice about King Kang, if anyone thinks women should just forgive men who beat them (and then never learn and do it to other women), we have the site for you--gnkang.com. Check it out, maybe you can even find some "fun mocassins to bum around in". Ahh, it's too convenient that all these retards hang out together. Makes writing this blog too easy.

31 comments:

  1. God, Kang really said that?! Jesus...

    I must admit I finally went over to the Dark Side yesterday to have a look at what's been happening in the comments lately. haven't been there for a few months but man, am I glad I did - saw the funniest comment on one of Kade's bizarre 'food' pics. Click the link in my name for the pic

    "The Loo made a poo-poo on 29 Oct 2009 at 4:29 pm

    WOW!!! This looks like you… the greasy green hair, the blood-shot eyes, that messed up road-kill lookin hole you spit through when you talk… they must call this “Blew Kade Special”.

    (did you realy consume this? no wonder you look like hell… you are what you eat!)

    Baaaaaarrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffff!!!"

    I knew it looked just like him! Baahahaha! Loo, I don't know if you're ever over here, but that was genius.

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  2. Lego Wig - YOU deserve the credit. Thanks for keeping this site up. I haven't clicked on the douche's site in forever. You've been great about keeping it updated quickly. I admire your persistence and hatred of Kade...it rivals my own.

    This site has single-handedly destroyed Kade. It's all over but the crying now.

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  3. i know lion hutts/boonswang in real life. he went to penn undergrad (not sure how he got in, bc its a very good school) but then he could only get into villanova law. he didn't do so hot and now he works alone as a solo lawyer. he does car accident type stuff, stuff that real lawyers would look down on. supposedly he's also a huge cokehead and tries to act cool in front of girls in clubs (like we all did when we were 18)

    what a fucking toolbag.

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  4. @Alice
    That really looks like him, I can't believe I missed that. When his face falls off from "The Beat" (thats a boneism) it will be even better!

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  5. I saw Douchebag Kade on the street the other day, he looks so sad (he probably always looks that way when not faking a smile for the camera or at some club). I felt bad for him. It's hard to describe how weird the vibe is... I mean, think about it, since he's unemployed and he's holed up writing blogs and desparately emailing people for acting gigs, he doesn't have the normal stabilizing influences most people have in their life... family, wife/girlfriend, coworkers... he has none of that. His parents show up here and there, but it's awkward at best and downright hilarious on those videos he posts.

    Anyway, seeing him on the streets it just ALL MAKES SENSE. He's alone most of the time and he's already unstable to begin with. The vibe he radiates is so creepy and weird. Jess B who wrote about this in the comments the other day was so right

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  6. it's funny, like J Bone said... Boonswang really does look like Lionel Hutz. And he's a huge fucking douchebag to boot.

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  7. Anyone else notice that Kade and his crew seem to mostly be loners... Boonswang as a 30-something lawyer working in a 1-man firm, Kade not having a job and just kind of blogging/spending money to "prove" he's making headway, and Kang not headlining a radio show but just being a token sidekick... they're all so profoundly alone in their unique ways

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  8. realist,

    They are also each so ugly.

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  9. @PHL girl - you're absolutely right, it's an altogether weird vibe. Seeing him in 'the fan's' vid, where he didn't realise at first that he was being filmed, was just so sad and pathetic. It's like he's an outsider and that's all he knows how to be. He's desperate to get in but is too awkward, weird and smelly to be part of anything normal.

    I would feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a huge, cunty douche.

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  10. Arthur's nothing but a 31 year old trying to make up for lost time. Lost relationships, lost opportunities, lost childhood because he was never popular or cool. Somehow he's smart enough to maintain a life - even if it's held together by threads, but basically he is being worn down by the desire to be accepted by anyone. It's why even negativity towards him is OK - it's attention no matter what.

    But the guy is just worn down, strung out, and turning into a waste. His only pure excitement comes from tiny glimmers of hope that these crazy opportunities pan out. Oh, and clubbing.

    You've got to ask yourselves this: when this all fails, when Kade is broke and decides to get back into the real world and get a real job, besides wondering who would want him, how could Kade even cope with a real job? I just picture him sulking and sad at what he didn't accomplish. It would be like a bullet to the brain as he thought about all he never accomplished.

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  11. I have to echo what @PHL Girl said -- I had my first Kade sighting last week, and the vibe was frantic, frenetic and -- more than anything else -- very pervasively sad and lonely. He was walking alone, and we merely passed as he crossed a street, but his face looked both panicked and desperate. I actually -- for one brief moment -- felt sorry for him. Afterwards, I wondered if I was just taking what I know about him from Legowig and making the situation fit my expectations (e.g. expecting him to be a frenetic mess since he is so obviously a spaz on his blog and a likely coke head). I mean, how could I have picked that all up in a few seconds passing him on the street? Not possible, right? But, I am comfortable saying that was the vibe. His face was a wierd contortion of sad nervous anxiety. It was odd.

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  12. I too would feel sorry for him had he not made it abundantly clear that the only thing he could expect from anyone reading his blog is pure, genuine, cristal-clear hatred.

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  13. There's a world of difference between his pictures at the beginning of the blog and now. He used to smile and look somewhat normal, but now in every pic it's the same gross rapey-eyed thousand yard stare.

    I'd feel sorta sorry for him if he wasn't a complete and utter toolshed.

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  14. I agree with everyone about the vibes, at least from the fan's video. Before he knew he was being filmed, he felt 'wrong'. I would never have approached him with that radiating off him. I thought he could get violent if he wanted to. He is a sad mess, but he also has invited everything negative that is happening to him.

    You can't feel sorry for someone who purposefully runs head on into a plate glass window...who says and does things that will only piss off the world at large. Any empathy quickly turns to anger as soon as you read two sentences he writes. He puts down and devalues everyone else, unless he thinks they are bigger celebrities than himself.

    What an empty existence he has, and glorifies in others. The good thing about him is he really is a cautionary tale about why fame for fame's sake is such a stupid thing to reach for. There is no happiness there.

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  15. Do all of you keep asking yourselves what he could possibly be "authoring" about?

    Is it fiction? Is it non-fiction? I get a good laugh from thinking about him writing about the last 7 months as if he's just won the world, embellishing all these lame accomplishments.

    FYI - I linked my favorite Kade video in the name above. Hopefully you guys remember the interview with Nicole Brewer from CW? I love watching this video because his commentary over the top shows just how totally insane he really is. He LOVES himself in ways we can't even comprehend. Right off the bat my favorite part is the "love the music - killer" about a stock sound clip used as an intro to their feature about him.

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  16. So, I keep watching the fan video over and over and maybe I'm nuts, but I don't see him as sad and lonely. I see him as really normal. and nice. I see him walking down the street, he just got his Cosi on, and he's listening to music and then a complete stranger runs up and stops him, and he makes this guy's day by doing a video with him. the guy and the girl are so excited and happy at the end. i love watching it.

    Doc, that video is one of my favorites.

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  17. @Doc

    I don't think he could be purposefully be writing fiction because he doesn't have the imagination for it. His life is fiction, but that is a mental disability rather than creativity. He is probably writing about all the hot balls ass places he has hung out and all the girls he has had imaginary sex with. More of the same, an autobiography of sorts...and guaranteed to be so boring and awkward and clearly bullshit that the publishing company will be sorry they ever talked to him.

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  18. It's gotta be non-fiction.

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  19. Kade twits: Girls w hot faces should not have fat legs.

    I say: Guys with decent bodies should not have kade's face. Asshole.

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  20. ALL,

    MY WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUMB KID WENT FOR YEARS APPEARING TO BE A NICE, NORMAL PERSON WITH SOME MILD ISSUES BUT NOTHING APPROACHING THE UTTER INSANITY HE'S FINALLY UNLEASHED. WHEN HE WAS GOING THROUGH A LOWER-TIER EXISTENCE AS A MEDIOCRE FAILURE AT AMERIPRISE THERE WERE SOME NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T DESPISE HIM.

    BUT THEN HE SHOWED HIS TRUE SELF. HE JUST HAD TO BE TRUE TO HIS FUCKTARDED CUNTSHITTING LUNATIC SELF AND THE RESULT IS THE DISASTER THAT HAS RUINED MY LIFE. THAT FUCKING WORTHLESS NO-GOOD ALBATROSS SUBLIMATED HIS INADEQUACIES FOR SO LONG BUT HE JUST COULDN'T KEEP IT UP...GODDAMN MY BAD LUCK. I THOUGHT HE'D'VE LIVED A LIFE OF MILD, QUIET DEPRESSION LIKE MOST DECENT MIDDLE-CLASS PEOPLE BUT INSTEAD HE'S LIVING A LIFE OF HOT ASS BALLS ASS SUPERCHARGED PSYCHOTIC BROADCASTED DEPRESSION FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE AND BLAME ON ME.

    BUT IT WAS EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT. FIRST HIS CUNT MOM, THEN HIS LAZY GRANDMOTHER, THEN HIS DIPSHIT FRIENDS THAT ALL PUT UP WITH HIS HORSESHIT. I SHOULD HAVE ABORTED HIM BUT I FAILED AT THAT. NOW THE ENORMITY OF HIS FAILURE IS ON DISPLAY FOR ALL TO SEE. BUT THANKFULLY, NOT FOR LONG. SOON EVEN IF HE DOESN'T CRACK OR QUIT HE'LL JUST FADE INTO IRRELEVANCE AND OBSCURITY AND I CAN LIVE A NORMAL LIFE AGAIN. SO FOR THAT I THANK YOU.

    SINCERELY

    ARTHUR'S DAD.

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  21. The funny thing is whatever he puts out will never be picked up by a publisher. He can't verify any of his bullshit and no one is looking for another James Fray.

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  22. I don't think it's fair to put Fray in the same league as AK. While Frey's story was bullshit, it was an amazing book. I don't care if it was all made up, it was compelling, and a good read. Now, Kade.... we know what he comes up with when he makes stuff up. A whole site full of crap.

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  23. Kade isn't writing shit - it's all a pile of crap. He's not gonna do shit....he's not gonna kill shit. He's a fucking amateur!

    I've done some crazy stuff in my day and I can write at an intermediate level but no WAY could I ever get my shit together enough to do a book.

    Ergo - Kade has about as much chance of even writing two chapters as I do of fucking Mila Kunis.

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  24. JBone, interesting theory. But I doubt Frey was the first bullshit artist to get a book published based on lies. Frey did something right, and Arthur is looking to do exactly the same thing: make it believable enough.

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  25. What's this fan video everyone's talking about? The one on his site with the fan who approached him (read: making fun of him) was shot with his camera and it's clear he knows he's being filmed. Thanks.

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  26. Definitely not fiction. Anal's idea of literature is USWeekly. And I don't doubt that's what he's "writing" about: sort of an extended USWeekly-esque profile of himself, constantly jumping back and forth between the first and third person in the same unreadable run-on sentence, transparent delusions, dripping with his hatred of women.

    Whatever he comes up with and dumps on the desk of his literary agent--and if anyone out there wants to have a literary agent, take it from me, it's that difficult, you could have one before the week is out--it will never see print. There's nothing there to make it interesting and no editor could make it coherent.

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  27. I'm still a little floored by the picture of him a year ago at the Tamburino engagement party. Again, appropriately dressed, a warm and expressive smile on his face, his hair and complexion look under control... It's just a picture, but I swear it's not the Anal that I know and loathe.

    Something happened.

    Alien abduction maybe.

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  28. Oh. Boonswang (rhymes with Poontang) = Linda Hunt on a bad day, no?

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  29. @Kyle, the video everyone is talking about is the video made by the person who came up to kade. The link is in my name.

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  30. Artshitz's problem is that James Frey is a whole hell of a lot smarter, which helps when you're writing a book.

    As far as acting, Kade has aged about 5 yrs in one year. He never looked under 30 (except in heavily photoshopped pictures). But now he looks mid 30s for sure. My theory of how this happened is a combination of poor sleeping habits, a lot of stress, eating out at restaurants ALL the time, drinking more, ingesting a lot of caffeine and metabolism-boosting supplements, lax hygiene (looks like he doesn't shower or brush his teeth that much). Kade's emphasis on looks is totally WRONG--he got botox back in spring... but he hasn't seen a doc for a check up or gone to the dentist for the entire "Journey". It's like his idea of health is shaped by celebrity magazines, except that celebrities are employed and have health insurance and money to pay doctors and dentists. Kade just blows it on plastic surgery procedures (but why oh why hasn't he gotten that fin taken off his face??)

    The other thing is,

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  31. @radda x 2 Thanks for the link.

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