11/4/09

Broadway


Just more bullshit from the Cock Gobbler that will never come to fruition and will just make his downfall all the harder. For him that is. We'll all love his downfall and celebrate it in the streets. I wouldn't be surprised if when it eventually comes they name a national holiday after it. We could use a little something in May, right? Don't really want to wait that long for the fall, but Kade-O De May-O has a nice ring to it, not to mention if it falls on May 5th the Mexicans will hopefully think us gringos are really accepting them and celebrate right along with us. I don't really need an excuse to drink Negro Modello and tequila, but I would gladly use the downfall of Crisco McLispy as one. More stupid, fucking delusional shit from Arthur Kadyshes...

FYI - We're going to start highlighting all the things in Kade's posts that are either total lies, are cannot be easily proven by himself. Should make things a little more fun to read.

Arthur Kade is a trained and exceptional theater actor from college, but yet I have focused all of my energy on Film and TV Acting which is my “Bread and Butter”, and now I am becoming an amazing author as well, so I have been avoiding getting involved in the Theater for fear that “The Biz” will see me more for that rather than what I have become more known for so far while ushering in the age of “The Modern Actor” (Anyone who has followed “The Journey” for the last 8 months today, knows that it was a transition for me to understand how to perfect the “Less is More” acting style for camera since I am such a big and alive personality, but Mike Lemon confirmed that I got there). I have turned down several opportunities to do local theater for fear that it would eat up so much time that I wouldn’t be able to focus on what has made me famous and “The Next Big Thing in TV”, but today I got a call for an audition for an Off-Broadway production that I think would showcase my tremendous theater abilities, and also put me in NYC for a while as well, and is written by a well-established playwright my agent said. I love stars like Fred Astaire and Judy Garland, and think I could have gotten to that level with the right amount of effort and training in my youth.
The part calls for a “Large Personality” and a “Strikingly Handsome” Man, so obviously The Brand got a call to audition on Thursday (I think my Italian Looks will fit this part perfectly), and it also calls for some “Basic Dancing”, and that is easy for me because I am a relatively artistic dancer who can pick things up quickly. I have also always felt like I have the charisma, looks, and charm, to carry a show, and because of my height, comedic timing, and voice inflection, I could be great in a Theater live in action. It will be interesting if I get the part and if it helps catapult me to a premier Broadway star, and considering that I have a TV Show “Dev Deal” with IMG Media and am about to have a hit network show and a bestselling book happening soon, is this the direction that I would want my career going right now. I always envisioned winning Little Oscar or Emmy first, and then pulling a “Julia Roberts” and doing some theater just to showcase that The Craft can be more important than the eight figure checks I will receive for movies, but if I get this part, it will be something to consider tp put on the resume for exposure.
Before the audition on Thursday, I have a HUGE photo-shoot in the morning with one of the edgiest and most up and coming photogs in KA, Lani Lee (Her work has been featured in Rolling Stone, and she is a pretty amazing talent having worked with celebs and artists like me) , and since I am The Brand, I have the opportunity and access to shoot with someone of her caliber that no one in Philly could ever touch, and I will also have her update my head shots to get them “Very Modern, Fresh, and Young”, and I am debating getting some facial skin treatments at the Spa tomorrow just so I can look in the 22-25 age range in the pictures. I have been waiting to work for her for the head shots for weeks, because I want them to be so Hot that when I move to KA next year, I won’t have to get them re-done, and finally it’s going to get done. I will try to video and photograph the shoot so Kade Nation and The Gen Pop can feel what it is like to watch a celebrity photographed behind the scenes by a balls ass hot photg, and the work involved in creating artistic beauty.
Tomorrow is moving day as well (I have Sharon at 9am and then a conference call with IMG Media at 11am and then Improv Class at 6:30 with Sharon, so tomorrow and Thursday are “Kade Style” Murder) , and I just bought a Pimped out new Sony LCD for the living room in Chateau Kade, and I can’t wait to bring my first 9 or 10 home and watch it before sex to set the mood. A TV like that can create an environment of sexuality and power, and can be great to watch pornos on while having amazing sex.
“Arthur Kade is starting a Kadeolution, and is our generation’s Napoleon Bonakade”…Arthur Kade…11/03/09
Since I am all about Kade Nation and Helping the Gen Pop, I wanted to also print an email a HUGE Fan wrote me for help to show my charitable side:
“I am a huge Kade fan, can’t wait for you to get a little oscar or ten!
Anyway, I am trying to locate a 60 year old lady named Robin Klimick or her son. She might be re married, but she’s a NY local, so I thought since your blog has so many followers, you might mention this and someone might know about her? She was a NY 8 in her day, and her ex boyfriend, a dear friend of mine, would love to recconect. Use the power of Kade to make the magic happen, please!
Beth”






22 comments:

  1. That parking video is the epitome of his being nearly brain dead.

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  2. Tires on white line
    must snort coke so sloppily
    such sweet irony

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  3. @Mr. Vomit...

    He's practically parked in the other guys spot and he's blaming them. Total moron.

    So, everyone, Crisco McLispy has finally blocked me from following him on Twitter. I may create another nom de plume or I may just say fuck it and retire. I'll let you know. I really want to know what did it though. Hmmmmmmmm...

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  4. AKZList - that means you beat him. Nice job!

    YOU WIN, this battle at least!

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  5. After being banned from his sight a couple different times I think it just comes down to a cumulation of owning his ass time and time again and then finally sissy mcbutternuts just can't take it.

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  6. Look at those deep, cavernous lines on his face. He thinks he looks 22? I'm in my mid-forties, and I don't have any lines like that yet, thank God.

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  7. And also Arthur, the man who thinks being cheap is an ethical stance, reveals what he will do in place of buying a woman dinner: let her watch some TV at his crappy little apartment. Oh My God, hold me back! Romance, Kade-style! "Sinatra Esque" indeed!

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  8. Parking half in another space and blaming the other guy - check.

    Thinking that Californication has stolen something that was stolen from Seacrest to begin with - check.

    Thinking an out of the box 42 inch Sony is a pimped out set - check.

    Lispy McSlobberfuck at his delusional best - check.

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  9. ALL,

    THE ONE THING YOU’VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT MY WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUMB SON IS THAT HE’S DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION. OF ANY SORT. EVEN IF PEOPLE HATE HIM IT LETS HIM THINK HE’S WORTH SOMETHING BUT REALLY HE’S A FUCKING NO-GOOD LOSER FAILURE.
    ANOTHER THING IS THAT HE’S STUPID AND FUCKTARDED, BUT NOT COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF A CERTAIN IMBECILIC CUNNING. LET ME EXPLAIN. THAT PARKING VIDEO? HE’S FUCKING WITH YOU TO GET RESPONSES. I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS SORT OF HORSESHIT FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS FROM MY SLOBBERY LISPING FUCKFACED FAILURE KID AND LET ME TELL YOU I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT. AND IT’S ALL OVER HIS BLOB. LOTS OF IT IS STUFF THAT HIS DELUDED MIND SHAT OUT UNINTENTIONALLY BUT THAT HE REALIZED WAS INSANE ONCE IT WAS POINTED OUT TO HIM. IN CASES LIKE THAT HE RECYCLES IT TO WHAT HE THINKS IS HIS ADVANTAGE BUT IS REALLY JUST MY MISERY. THANKS AND

    SINCERELY

    ARTHUR’S DAD.

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  10. If you're watching his Twitter, he's apparently buying new furniture for his new apartment.

    What happened to all his "designer furniture" for his shitty suburban townhome? Can't he use that? He claimed early on that it was all being packed away in his Pod or something.

    But then someone posted earlier that he sold that house earlier this year.

    Any thoughts? I find it funny that he's probably out there going hog wild buying furniture and apartment stuff - and he needs pretty much everything for it - when he should have all this stuff already.

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  11. I think I've Arrived! Arthur is blocking me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He's feeling the heat!

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  12. Arthur blocks anyone who dares shed light on the truth of what a loser and complete farce he is. That's the sad irony of all of this... the MOST damaging thing you could do to Kade is to just tell the truth about his life, his lack of success on the Journey, his loss of friends and a normal life, and his horrible parents. Good work! Keep spreading the truth.

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  13. Arthur didn't sell his townhouse, I fucked up that post. It's still listed in the property records as his. Surely he's renting it

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  14. @Mr. Vomit...

    Of course I know I win, but I wanted to keep winning. It was very cathartic to abuse him regularly. Calling him out on all his bullshit was typically a highlight of my day. Yes, I lead a sad and pathetic Gen Pop life. Hahahahaha, yeah right.

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  15. Here's a fun thing to think about taking the subway home, fellow legowiggians...

    It's 18.835723057 months from now and your boss stops by your office, telling you they're in the process of interviewing to fill some entry-level position or other at your work. Could you take a minute and do a brief interview with one of the candidates? You say "sure," and your boss ushers one Arthur Kadyshes (recently out of the psych ward at Jefferson University Hospital, more recently out of 28-day rehab, not a working actor, not a published author, not the star of his own teevee show...).

    You say what?

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  16. Wow! A phone call at 11am AND an Improv class at 6pm? Don't burn yourself out, you fucking capon.

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  17. OK, I just looked at this again....is Kade actually bragging about having a TV?

    Wow! What will you do for an encore, Kade? Go out and buy one Blu-Ray disc? If I'm not mistaken, 36-inch LCD screens cost about...um...$400 or something? I'm sure that went on the credit card to be paid off $30 at a time, you stroke.

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  18. OVER THE LINE!!! Mark it zero, Dude.

    I'm surprised that someone who like lines so much can't get between them. Learn to park, you dipshit.

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  19. Never EVER will Kade look less than 35, on a good day, 40 something is what he usually looks like. 20-25 is absolute fantasy. Even if someone used an age regressing program, imagine the shock of casting people when he walked in. Like getting a picture of Micky Rourke from 9 1/2 Weeks and him walking in as he looks now.

    I read the casting call for the off-broadway play and they actually want someone with a 'Large Proboscis' who is 'Strikingly Half-witted" so you may actually get the part if you try out for it. And it is interesting that you love Fred Astaire and Judy Garland. The truth will OUT you.

    Watching TV to set the mood for sex...you really are a smooth operator Kade. No wonder you have to fight them off with a stick. That *is* far more sexy than drugging their drink and trapping them in the bathroom.

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  20. I just checked with my sister and even my pre-pubescent niece has an LCD TV - she bought it with her babysitting money....and even though she is only 12, she pulls as much pussy as Kade does.

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  21. since he thinks he's Napoleon Bonakade, what can we do in order to get is greasy ass exiled??

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  22. Its still mindblowing that he doesnt acknowlege Ryan Seacrest and "Seacrest Out"....what a fucking moron. He stole it, then pretends like it never happened. What a fucking goon. I hate him more and more every day yet I can't stop following this just waiting to hear the next lie

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