11/3/09

New LegoWigKade Fan Submissions!

We have to hand it to some of you: you have no limits when it comes to showing just how much you hate Philadelphia's most idiotic loser. We've gone through quite a few submissions in our inbox to bring you this great assortment of artwork. And the video... damn, great work! Let's see how/when Kade posts this to his site and says that he found it on a tabloid site. News flash you ugly bastard, it was sent to us, not you, and it's making fun of you! Enjoy!




Click for larger (if the above isn't gross enough for you)

This image comes to us from reader AFM who included this description:

Kade is caught getting into the shower by Ron's cleaning lady who says:  "Mr. Ron is a good boy but that Arthur is a pig and he keeps calling me a 3 and says that I am so ugly that picking up his mess should make me feel awesome, but it is terrible I tell you!   His pillow cases take forever for me to get the grease out of and he throws his dirty underwear on the kitchen counter for me to wash, and then I have to disinfect the kitchen.  In this picture you see that Arthur getting in to a nice shiny shower, but when he is done it will look like a bathroom that has not been cleaned for years.  I think he throws shampoo and hair gel and some sort of scummy stuff on the walls just so I have to clean it up.  I am thinking of telling Mr. Ron I must quit even though I need the money.  It is just too much for one woman to handle.  If Arthur calls me a 'fan' one more time, I may have to put my husband's heart medication in his food that he keeps separate and sticks labels all over it so that no one touches it.  It is mostly left-overs that look like he got them off an airplane or something...  When some person from lego land asked me to take this picture, I thought to myself, why not?  You know, something just don't look right with that Arthur.  I think he is disgusting so I don't want to look at the picture too hard.  Is this what you wanted?" 




Because of this photo we now know why Kade has such an overwhelming problem with women.  Mr. Kade could not be reached for comment.



A more accurate and appropriate "fan tee" than a dumb "Kade Style" fan someone sent into him.




One fan's suggestion for Kade's "logo" 



I think it's a suggestion for advertising that Kade could do considering he said he looks better in women's sunglasses.


And finally, finally, this:





Epic work by Jack, who has sent in previous artwork to us. We definitely look forward to more!


Thanks again everyone!


Oh, one more thing - while this wasn't sent to us, we had a good laugh from a video that Kent Osborne, aka Kade's "KA BFF" (it mentally hurts to type that) made from Arthur's new apartment video. Turns out Arthur sounds just as stupid without all the sexual innuendo and 12 year old behavior as he does with it. Pretty funny stuff!


14 comments:

  1. ARTHUR,

    EVERYONE HATES YOU. IT MAKES ME LOOK BAD. FUCK OFF AND DIE.

    SINCERELY

    YOUR DAD.

    PS--THE BAND IN THE LINK PLAGIARIZED BUT THE TITLE OF THEIR SONG REMINDED ME OF YOU.

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  2. I just can`t bring myself to watch any of the syphilitic leper`s videos anymore. The last one I watched was when some bloke was sitting on top of a subway entrance. The one in which the leper could barely contain it`s joy at another human`s misery, while at the same time completely forgetting how to contain the saliva within it`s mouth. It was utterly revolting, yet the pure unadulterated happiness on the leper`s face told me one thing. The Leper is indeed a bad person. No sympathy.

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  3. I recommend we get Sonia Rykiel to stop selling to Raya, especially if it's really the only place you can get it in Philly...

    boutiques@soniarykiel.fr

    Write respectful letters (en francais if you can) informing them that you'd love to buy and/or recommend their merchandise in Philly but you just can't stand buying from Kade's family.

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  4. Raya Coiffure is a DBA for ADVOCATE COMMERCE AND DEVELOPMENT, LLC
    which took out a $150K SBA loan from PNC in April 2007. Apparently the owner is neither Raya nor Leonard but a dude named Howard Jaffee (real estate lawyer) though the DNB guys fuck up all the time, so not sure how seriously to take this last bit. They may not have needed the money, I'd take an SBA loan for cheap financing under certain circumstances, but even so there it is for ya.

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  5. I especially doubt they needed the money now. In October 2006 Kade's dad and stepmom bought a couple of condos in Miami:

    http://southflorida.blockshopper.com/property/514226HG3300/1830_s_ocean_drive_unit_3905/
    http://southflorida.blockshopper.com/property/514226HG4270/1830_s_ocean_drive_unit_4706/

    I know these aren't easily clickable, but I'll give the gist. One they flipped for a $112K profit in a few months, the other (bought with partners) they held onto until Feb 09 and sold for $32K more than they bought it--probably barely covered closing costs and inflation, but they may have rented it which would be income.

    Probably it won't be too hard to dig up their PA records, I know Arthshithz's have been put out there.

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  6. Parents' condo is only $120K or so, doubt they're actually living there

    guess Arthshithz got some poor dumb fuck and a bank to ignore the $140K appraisal on the condo he paid $320K for, it sold for $341K in late May...if Arthshithz doesn't have a mental breakdown he could probably hold out for a few years.

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  7. Fuck me, my bad. That was 209 Green View, not 215. Poor Artie must still be holding onto his own albatross at 215.

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  8. Those are fucking awesome.

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  9. Joescheppaeq:

    This is my fav post of the day.

    # Snitchon 04 Nov 2009 at 11:37 am
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  10. The pic with GN Kang was cruel!!!
    :-)

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