11/30/09

Outstanding New LegoWig Fan Videos!

We've got to hand it to our fans - they love this blog and love going out of their way to provide us with some entertaining and hilarious videos and pictures. Over on arthurkade.com, he resorts to making up emails that fans supposedly sent to him, or is too stupid to see that actual "fan" emails are laced with sarcasm that his brain is unable to decipher.

It's really amazing to see the work that our fans put into videos like this. Just think, in however long it took to make each of these, more talent and creativity was used than Arthur has ever put into anything in the past 8.JustDieAlready months he's been pretending to be an actor.



39 comments:

  1. Awesome. Video #2 is outstanding. What a god damned tool. I don't remember seeing half this shit the first time. Good job

    ReplyDelete
  2. Video 2 is great. Too bad that no talent assclown will most likely put it up on his site, claiming that a huge fan of his made it for him.

    It's almost like he's coated with a teflon-like substance that repels criticism or mocking. Oh, wait, that substance is grease. Never mind.

    ReplyDelete
  3. WTF - Sure as fuck he has already posted them on his site in a new post.

    ReplyDelete
  4. "Who's Legowig?" LOL, remember when he said that??? Ha. Turns out, Kade, that Legowigkade is a blog that is bigger, funnier, and less douchey than yours.

    Good to see he reads this blog religiously....

    ReplyDelete
  5. Hey Arthur, you have no friends, so just fess up that you read this blog constantly and can't stand to see this blog be more popular, and have more true fans than your blog.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Hi Arthur! So sad you have to steal shit from the blog dedicated to making fun of your pathetic existence.

    ReplyDelete
  7. "A friend just e-mailed..." hahahahahahahaha. Yeah, right.

    ReplyDelete
  8. He totally jacked this videos. Nice that they have the URL for this site though!

    ReplyDelete
  9. I just wanted to pop in for a hot minute to say that none of you haters can get half the amount of ass me and my boy Arthur have been getting recently .

    When we enter the room people notice and we virtually have 9's and 10's throwing themselves at us because of our status in this town .

    Keep dreaming of living the life Arthur and I do , because you will never live it in real life like we do .

    ReplyDelete
  10. This will no doubt bring more regular traffic to this site away from his bullshit

    ReplyDelete
  11. lol, you hang around with Arthur Kade.

    Midget.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Chad Boonswang... what a douchey midget.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Oh dear LOWD!!! I smell a little Oscar for Vid #2! Sweet Kadeoline, yakkety sax will never be the same... Brilliant! Bravo to the max.

    The Loo :)

    Just goes to show what a total doofus he is. Well done, sir... WELL DONE!

    ReplyDelete
  14. Whoever did the bit of detective work in finding out what 'The Brand' really meant deserves some thanks as well. That's also why I added it at the end, so I could match up Kade's voice with it.
    And when you see the 4x repeat on Kade yelling "Diez!" as he finishes his cable crossovers, that was my little shout-out to Kent Osborne (remember his video of Chateau Kade where Kade yells out "Lights!" 4 times? Yeah...).
    It doesn't take long to make these videos. Y'all should get in on it! Windows Movie Maker is really easy to figure out!

    ReplyDelete
  15. This wasn’t hard to figure out…Klispy the wonder douche never does anything on his own. He always rides along then claims he was a-list and it was part of the journey. The pattern is unmistakable. His latest post about Miami (w/legowig vids) has him bragging about auditions and other bullshit. Here’s the kicker…Leonid Kadyshes and Raisa Y Kadyshes had an apt. (In a high-rise) in Hallandale, FL.
    They sold that unit then Leonid bought another unit (w/2 other ‘partners’) in the same building. The douche master general is just going down to Florida with his dad and step mom and (as usual) is talking like he’s doing something and he’s somebody. Sad little douche, always talking about girls he’s never had, things he’s never done, places he’s never been and lying about it all. He had to be the worst child ever and hasn’t changed a bit. Do a goggle search for Loenid Kadyshes…not to many hits on that name.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Leonid...You know what I meant

    ReplyDelete
  17. Fucking awesome memories rehashed of the biggest douche in Philly which means the biggest douche in the world

    ReplyDelete
  18. I just listened to that voicemail…you are god.

    One question? He asked three.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Magistrate, I am honored! Your video is so good! Seriously, I woke up watched it and I've been chuckling all day! Did you do the Ryan O'Neil one as well? Brilliant!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Very good videos.....I loved the Ryan O'Neil......discovering that Kadyshes is about to penetrate your loving daughter's vagina with his Jew's type penis and in all probability evacuate half a gallon of spongler up it......or engage her in an act of oral copulation where his big tongue will cover her vulva, pudendum and clitarious with spittle ......or where his penis, in tumult, will be forced into her mouth and rest upon her tongue whilst he agitates it emission....... or where he will have her prostrate and invade her rectum pipe and stretch the sphincter ring to the point she has a digestive transit.....yes, I can quite understand why Mr O'Neil's head exploded.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Laughed so hard my dog though I was having a seizure. Amazing work.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Either today or tomorrow new FTC regulations take affect that requires bloggers to diclose if they receive money in return for post. Will be interesting to see if anything comes out of the woodwork over at Arties' site.

    ReplyDelete
  23. STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!

    After 8.45346 months of reading his garbage, this was the payout!

    BRAVO!

    ReplyDelete
  24. Those vids made me remember that my keyboard does not like coffee. killer vids, both of them!

    ReplyDelete
  25. Arthur's Little pee-peeDecember 1, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    Up until today, there was one thing that Arthur Kade could do better than anyone else in this world and that was making himself look like a huge assclown. Now, Magistrate has taken even that dubious honor away from him. Bravo. Bra-fuckin-vo.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Brill. Yent.

    Thanks for those.

    I've been wondering about the oft referenced "conference calls" to IMG Media that have been going on for... what? 1.800908385902 months now? And other than Anal harassing those poor, bedragled cameramen who were following him around, doesn't seem to produced any movement.

    Here's my take...

    Tricia (Secretary-Receptionist at IMG Media): Hello and thank you for calling IMG Media! This is Tricia. How may I direct your call?

    Anal: Hi, Trisket! It's me, Arthur Kade!

    Tricia: How may I direct your call, Mr. Kade? And it's "Tricia," not "Trisket."

    Anal: Remember when I called last week and told you that since we're partners in this Dev Deal that Trisket was going to be my name for you?

    Tricia: I'm sorry I don't. How may I direct your call Mr. Kane?

    Anal: I was just calling to say that we are going to need major product placement of TITS tshirts as the Dev Deal moves forward.

    Tricia (catching on): oh... right... okay. I'll let the 'team' know.

    Anal: So Trisket, how would you rate yourself on the Kade Scale? Do you keep it hairless down there? Do you work out so you don't have a gunt? We talked about how any women on my team must be at least an NY or a KA 8.8754893...

    Tricia: I'm hanging up now.

    Anal: Do you have a friend so we could do a threesome in a public bathroom and I could post the videos on YouTube?

    Tricia: Mr. Kale, I'm hanging up now. Don't ever call here again.

    And thus, Anal reports of another balls-ass phone call concerning his Dev Deal.

    ReplyDelete
  27. I think Chad Boonswang probably needs and deserves as many new "clients" as he can get. click my name if you need a personal injury lawyer...or just want to fuck with this douche.

    ReplyDelete
  28. @Boonswang Law

    He gives Ambulance Chasers a bad name!

    ReplyDelete
  29. run a voice mail contest on finfaces snapvine voicemail.

    ReplyDelete
  30. Beware Miami A guido douche from the NE is coming to town to dominate one of your Applebees bars.

    ReplyDelete
  31. I have to admit, I've been to South Beach a couple of times for vacation and really liked it. TV has given it this image of being totally out of control and overrun with breast implants and macho crap, but honestly I've had a great time there. It's laid back, there are people from all walks of life there, and I really didn't come across any of the "I'm so awesome I'm in a club" crap.

    Which makes me all the more curious to see what it's like to watch Kade come bouncing down the street there. I know the good hotels there and where most of the spots are, but they're just not my thing. There are some classy hotels there that I just can't fathom Kade attempting to pretend he belongs in.

    All in all, it's a nice place. South Beach citizens, keep this guy AWAY!

    ReplyDelete
  32. Hey Arthur get all coked up and go for a swim.

    ReplyDelete
  33. @ Doc

    Even by South Beach Standards, Art Basel is a pretty big deal. Very International Crowd. Not the Urban Hip Hop scene. A lot of private and public venues. The A list events have better security than the White House!

    Lispy in his Tits T shirts and stinky fedora will be dominating the lines to get into the clubs.

    ReplyDelete
  34. Please rate my amazing lawyer domination skills on Yahoo.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Has anyone used me? I mean, not for coke and free dinners but as a lawyer? If so, please give me some hot ratings on yahoo so I can continue funding Arthur's amazing Journey. And coke habit.

    ReplyDelete
  36. The first video is awesome. It's just perfect.

    ReplyDelete
  37. I always love the mash up videos. I don't watch his videos so it's a good way to catch up and they are way more amusing when edited down appropriately. Thanks for those!

    Doc, I like a certain side of South Beach too. Not Arthur's. Douchebags like Kade and the non-tourage are easily avoided because they choose predictable, lame "look at me!" type of places when normal people prefer some privacy and class.

    He'll be lurking on the outside looking in as always this weekend, licking his stringy, boogery lips as he ponders how he'll spin it for us Kade-style.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Loo here...

    I smell it already... his getting kicked in the jumblies at a "SOBE" Burger King by a 10 year old with a mullet will come out as "A Miami 10 totally fondled my nutthsack in the VIP area at Art Basil." Then he'll start slobbering on about how he gave her a faux number because vaginas were flying at him left and right, blah, blah, blah... I'm so bored of him. I hope he gets eaten by a shark. Or even a rabid pimp named 'Big Marv' after he tries to bail out on paying for his BJ from "Amanda Peon", the one legged tranny from NOBE. Dick.

    ReplyDelete