I really hope god (small "G" cause it's Arthur's god) IS talking to Arthur and sending him messages that get him down to Miami for a reason. Unlike Arthur, I don't think it's so he'll get a role in a commercial. I'm hoping that God (my God is pretending to be Arthur's god) is really just getting him down there so he can have him end up in a really bad situation that will end his life. I'm thinking it would be fitting for Arthur to somehow end up handcuffed in a bathtub while some Cuban drug dealer tickles him with a chainsaw. Ahhhh, but do any of us have that much luck going for us? Probably not. A boy can dream, though, right? Anyway, Lispy McSlobberfuck continues to be deluded in this post (yeah, big surprise, right?) and once again grabs the videos we posted and tried to pass them off as homages to himself. Christ, he's fucking pathetic. More delusion and stupidity from Arthur Kadyshes (rhymes with radishes)...
It is also ironic that in many ways “The Journey” started there over NYE when Olcay told me, “Go For It!!”, and here I am 8.9464 months later getting a direct message from god to be down there again, especially because I am on the cusp of such greatness and celebrity that only a few of my peers like Pitt, Clooney, and Brando have experienced, that I feel like something special will happen while I’m down there. There are so many times (One occurred today) that I hear Papa Kade’s words to me, “You have chosen a hard and lonely path to walk”, where I realize that despite all the fame, the celeb status, the vagina that’s thrown in my face like Water Ice, and the awards and money that I will soon have, that this is a road that Arthur Kade walks alone, but today is one of those days where I know that god tests me to be the biggest and most famous actor and writer in the world, and communicates and says, “Brand, make the hard choices now, so that you can make easy ones later on when you have touched Little Oscar”.
I also am being heavily considered for a principal “Warrior Role” in a feature film (I think I am not even being asked to audition which is great) , and we have already cleared that I am available on the shoot dates in Jan., but they want to see video of my acting abilities (I will send them the incredible clip of me doing David Mamet’s Heist in Mike Lemon’s class so they can see that I have mastered the art of “Less Is More” in my film acting), and I need to practice riding horses, spear fighting, and sword fighting to prepare for filming (I learned both spear and sword fighting during my month long stint as a warrior on M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Last Airbender”, but I need to work with an instructor this or next week to brush up on my amazing technique, and I will also practice horse riding as well and video everything for Kade Nation). Great actors will spend weeks/months preparing for a role (A perfect example is Dustin Hoffman spending months studying “Autistic People” for his Oscar Winning Role in “Rainman”), and I want my fellow “Bizzers” and the Gen Pop to see what it means to become a successful working actor like Arthur Kade.
“Arthur Kade’s heart is what taught him how to lose, it is his pain that taught him to become a champion, but it will be his balls that make Him a Dynasty”…Arthur Kade…11/30/09
Here are 2 absolutely genius FAN Videos a friend just emailed me he saw on another site (It is truly humbling and flattering to see the level of obsession that Kade Nation has to it’s King), and a great Kade Nation Email I received from a Lesbian Fan In Australia (I love when I am hot enough that I could turn a Gay Woman straight on another continent)
“Hi Mr. Kade,
I’ve never sent fanmail before but I just wanted to say how much I love your blog. I’m a huge Kade fan. Do you think “The Journey” will ever take you to Australia? I bet you could totally kill it Kade style here in the land down under. Will your best-selling book be available in Australia? I hope you do a book tour here; that would be awesome. I might even get to meet you!
Also, this is kind of a personal question, but have you ever slept with a lesbian? I’m just wondering because I’m a lesbian but I find myself attracted to you anyway. Just curious if it’s only me, or if that’s just the Kade effect in action. You’re way out of my league anyway, but a girl can dream!
Can’t wait to see you on the big screen,