9/7/09

Arthur continues to not get laid. Is anyone shocked?




After setting Dusk on fire last night, “Kade Style”, we rolled back to “The Chels”, and had a quick party in our room because I wanted to avoid creating a spectacle by heading to the pool and having everyone say, “There’s Arthur Kade”, like they were doing at Dusk. My server actually told me that the girls she tried to round-up for my 7 bottle table (We bought 5, and were comped 2 as a gift which showed the influence I have as a premier client and socialite and was so “Monte Carlo-Like” on my part), were scared to come over because I was Arthur Kade and the blog scares them, although I think that they were just intimidated by my celebrity (Some horrible 5 broke my camera last night while we were taking pictures with me so I had to use my KadeBerry the rest of the night). I deal with fear of hanging with me a lot because people are scared to be in The Public Eye and be all over the tabloids, and then I got 3 hours of sleep, and decided to head back to the pool today for the daytime party today which I turned into Rehab in AC. It’s amazing to see how girls react differently to me now because some are scared because of my popularity and famousness, while others are so attracted to “One of the biggest Bad Boys in “”The Biz”””, and I have started realizing that being Arthur Kade may cost me a few conquests due to fear, but in the end, girls want to know they were taken by an “A Lister” in his prime.



Me and 2 of The Entourage decided to get a cabana and we grabbed the first one so that we had maximum visibility and access, and we had girls being shuttled in and out the whole day, and as I am lying in the bed of my suite typing this, we have lined up several parties with randoms who we will probably board like a spaceship take-over, “Kade Style” if I go out tonight. All we talked about with the girls today, was about “The Journey” , the orgies that we wanted to have with them, told them to take off their clothes, and even give sexual favors (Which they wouldn’t do either which was a bit irritating because I was jonesing for some goodness), and I think that as soon as all of the different groups were told who I was (I sat in the corner of the cabana because I wanted to show power by my position because it looked like I was hidden from the public, and if a girl wanted to give me oral sex, it could be done privately) they all either loved me or were scared. We actually had a solid NYC 8 in the cabana who had gorgeous eyes and a striking face, but her and her friend were so uptight that I felt like they were a human Ambien putting me to sleep instead of wanting me to have them, and tell their boyfriends about the “Star Fuck” they could have had. They were “Too educated” and just wanted to hang out which is a complete waste of my time. I was also challenged to an acting improv (Video Below) to prove my skills, and the girls were blown away by my quick lyrics and masterful word moves, and I called myself “The Biggie Smalls of “”The Biz”””.



We were all in rare form, and one of my friends got numbers from several of the girls who he called while laying next to me in the suite and told them, “I want to eat your pussy”, “Did you shave your pussy?” (One girl told him at The Chels that she didn’t shave which almost prompted me to have her kicked out of The Hotel), and he even tried to have some girl come over to blow him (She looked like a cracked out homeless girl, who had leather skin, saggy tits and ass, and was a 5 10 years ago, but is now a 3 who made out with him at The Chels, and probably gave him herpes through the air), but I kicked her out of the room when she got there because I wanted no parts of it, and when she got upset that I thought she was ugly and didn’t want to get kicked out, I told her, “I will have security escort you out” so she left right away knowing that my brand can’t be associated with ugliness.



Girls all have different opinions of Arthur Kade, but the fact that is that all girls love the rawness that I provide to them, and they enjoy “The Truth” and will make it the topic of their lives (Good or bad, and one girl said she called me a “Genius” last night because of what I have created) even though they will say “I hate him” or “He is a pig”, they probably secretly want me and are die hard fans because I am their challenge that they can’t have. I told the server at Dusk when she said that girls were scared to come over, “Trust me, it will be very popular to hang with me soon”, and “I am a great guy, I just say all the things that guys like us say behind the scenes”.










29 comments:

  1. How much longer are we going to do this?

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  2. This one post, above not having any talent, being an asshole and not being very attractive, has completely erased any chance of ever being in movies.

    Oh and I can't read his twitter updates any more as they are making me mentally regress.

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  3. He truly is a blight on humanity. Plus he ignores the very basic rule of improv is that you always acquiesce to your partner's demands. Jesus, what a tool. I think this is his worst entry yet. Who talks like this?

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  4. Who is this guy who works harder than anyone at perfecting his craft?

    It's the wanker who is 'jonesing for some goodness' at the back of a cabana and could entice nothing better than an NYC 8 who was "too educated" to come back and suck his underused pee-pee.

    Arthur, you don't work at anything. All those girls thought you were a douche and they were right. Please fuck off and die.

    CUNTOUT!

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  5. Who was he dancing with at the start of the dance clip?

    Seemed like a Boysie Idaho 2.5 to me.

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  6. the Moisture of His HairSeptember 7, 2009 at 6:22 AM

    Is anyone else scared to watch that improv video? I don't think I can handle another one of these.

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  7. KAIDS kickin' you out of a shitty hotelSeptember 7, 2009 at 6:28 AM

    Wow, Arturo. Another post about how you're lounging around doing nothing. You want the celebrity lifestyle without the work.

    Artifucker, your father didn't just give abortions solely for the lifestyle...he had to work long hours to find out exactly where to stick the coathanger.

    It wasn't all poolside martinis after he was done, either. He had to make sure these women wouldn't talk and fuck up his "Brand". This involved skulking about in alleyways, peering in windows, waiting to hear the slightest indiscretion. And if he found someone giving out the secret of his "coathanger twist" well...In Soviet Russia, abortions can be performed up to the age of 35.

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  8. As a woman, I cannot even imagine a guy I just met randomly calling me and talking like that. It would GUAR-AN-TEE no action for him, and quite possibly some action from hotel security.

    I'm glad to hear women everywhere are shunning Arturd. Free coke and bottle service on someone else's tab aren't worth having these pathetic losers calling you in the middle night mouth-breathing while they lay in bed next to each other.

    Jesus. The brains of 12 year olds in bodies that look 40 (+).

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  9. This post is practically unreadable.

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  10. My resume is practically unreadable...because it's blank. Click my name for new Twitter action.

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  11. This post is moronic even by Kade standards.

    So, you bought 5 bottles of booze that cost $65 each in a liquor store for $500/bottle in a club ($2500) and you got two for free? Damn, you know how to spend money wisely.

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  12. Difference is you don't get laid in a liquor store. Kade out playa!

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  13. boring. i may actually be getting tired of this douchebag

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  14. And now, presenting another awesomely awesome episode of:

    "UNFINISHED TWITTER THEATER"!


    AK-4.7: "Headin back to the 2.5. I'm in semi retirment so labor day doesn't mean much to me..."

    Unfinished Twitter Theater Team: "...and by 'semi-retirment', I mean 'unemployment'. Or 'semi-retardedment'. Whatever."

    AK-4.7: "drunk is 4 amatuers..."

    UTTT: "...and so is spelling".


    Join us next time, for another positively orgasmic episode of:

    "UNFINISHED TWITTER THEATER"!!!

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  15. Serious question for the investigate branch of the LegowigKade Eyewitness News Team: who is paying the Sharons and for the "Advanced Film" whatever class that Arthur is taking? Ron? GN? The radio station? Chadley Boonswang? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  16. You all DO know that you can leave Arthur a voice comment on his Snapvine account without having to call him, right? I uploaded a .wav file to his Snapvine voicemail (my horrible Arnold impression) after recording it using Goldwave 4.26. So don't waste your money calling this fool long distance! You can put together random sound clips and fill his voicemail with junk!

    Rage on with Kade-hate!

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  17. I'm totally dominating @JewelzDancers on Twitter. Step to this you get smacked down! Kade Style.

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  18. Arthur always manages to shock me just when I think I've seen it all. So he thinks he could get a girl kicked out of a hotel just because she doesn't shave her pubic hair? WHAT A FUCKING IMBECILE.

    Wonder if they hotel would like to know that one of their guests is openly ridiculing other guests, and trying to have sex or oral sex in one of their cabanas... ?

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  19. Arthur is a child, a brat, and an annoyance.

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  20. @Fake Arthur_Kade twitter guy- I love it!

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  21. I'm promoting my blog again:

    http://strugglingactorinla.blogspot.com/

    It drives me nuts he's famous (even in a bad way) for being an extra and the biggest ass in the world. I actually go to (hard) classes and struggle and live in a dump, and that guy talks about fancy clubs and bottle service. Screw him. Also, extra work is something anyone with a pulse can get. It's called Central Casting.

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  22. My life would be so empty and dull without these little windows onto the lives Beautiful People lead offered by AK 4.7's videos.

    And by "Beautiful People" I'm referring to overweight baby-boomers Down At The Shore in Atlantic City.

    And by "empty and dull" I mean another beautiful day here in Palm Springs, California, relaxing with friends and some good cigars out by the pool before we all head back to our jobs tomorrow.

    So on second thought, let me re-phrase that: Get a fcking job you stupid, ugly, worthless pox on humanity.

    Kindness and Humility Out.

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  23. 'jonesing for some goodness…'
    Arthur is a worm. Round worm, pinworm, fucking inchworm, I don’t care. He’s a worm.

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  24. How come he stole my comment and put it on his blog?

    CUNTOUT!

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  25. Oh, and don't forget to breathe flesh to the bare bones of his Wiki page.

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  26. @ cunt

    That is the nature of the beast. He has always stollen comments from here and put them on his own blog to make sure our number of comments don't surpass his.

    Other peep's comments made it there too, from this thread. He used to copy the whole thing, now looks like he is picking and choosing. You should feel flattered, haha.

    Back to the par-tay.

    Hangin'

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  27. this blog is straight slackin lately. hope all comes back tomorrow.

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  28. Looks like he is at a shitty resort deck bar (not to mention the fat lady) dancing like its 1994 (back when raving and shit were actually cool, in kades youth). The part about oral sex, jesus. Keep this post link on hand to send to any future potential employers, it should help make their minds up pretty fast.

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