10/24/09

Different Looks A Disgusting Pig Receives From Imaginary Women

If the post below doesn't make you want to vomit, I don't know what else will:


I find it amazingly funny how girls react after someone of my caliber has hooked up with or slept with them, and why there has to be weirdness when you didn’t take them seriously after it. I ran into a girl yesterday who I had hooked up with (Did everything but sex, and she was a Philly 9.35 with a killer body and pretty face, but she was a “Dead Fish, so I decided to never experience round 2), and we talked for about 5 minutes, and it couldn’t have been weirder, or more awkward. I was telling my friend later while we were on our way to the gym, “It was actually hilarious because she just gave me the “”I hate that you’ve seen me naked”" look where she talks to you to be polite, but looks at you with total and utter disdain. Most girls who aren’t sluts take nakedness very seriously, so the fact that she knows that we almost had sex. and I never hung with her again is like a sword in her heart, and seeing Arthur Kade knowing that he almost totally had you, and is now developing a hit TV Show and authoring a NY Times Bestseller, and that she will never enjoy The Brand again must have killed her As we were walking I started think about all the different types of looks that can happen with girls that will cause weirdness in public, so here they are:
1) The “I hate that I slept with you” look: this is where you run into a girl in a club that you took down the first night you met her, and she is hoping to never see you again, but you end up seeing her in a VIP area, and you have another girl with you who is hotter than her that you introduce them. The girl will usually be cordial with you, but as soon as you walk away, she will say to her friends, “He sucked in bed anyway”.
2) The “I hate that you’re a celebrity now” look: this has been happening a lot to me because I have hooked up with what seems like half the known world, and have been an asshole to 99.8 percent of them. When I started “The Journey”, I’m sure all those girls became ultra-haters, and now that I am developing a TV Show with “Entertainment Powerhouse” IMG Media, becoming a rising acting star, and repped by Trident Media Group for my tremendous writing abilities which will make me a bestselling author, they want to jump off a roof. I always make sure to mention all of those things when I see them and watch them squirm
3) The “I can’t believe you slept with my friend/sister/roommate/mother” look: this one has happened to me many times, especially because Philly is a petri dish where everyone seems to get recycled, so it’s inevitable not to sleep with one of the above after you had been with the girl. The girl will usually come up to you angry and call you an asshole, but my cardinal rule in this situation is “Deny, Deny, Deny”. Usually this will pit them against each other, and you can go off and find another friend to take home.
4) The “I hate that I blew you” look: this one is my favorite because not every hot girl will give oral sex, so when a girl does, it gives elite men like Arthur Kade a certain power knowing that they had their penis in their mouth, and the girl knows it. It is especially worse because the girl stands there thinking, “I guarantee that he told all his friends that I blew him, and whether I swallowed. I hate him”. The girl will again be nice to your face, but when you walk away she will tell her friends, “He had a small penis anyway” to make her self look better.
5) The “I can’t believe I was with him and his girl in a threesome” look-this is where a girl that you only know because she participated in a threesome with you and a girl you were dating, and was REALLY never hoping to see you again, and then you see her in a club, and of course Arthur Kade will try to set up another threesome with her and another girl. Non-sluts will look at this as an insult, but I have convinced girls multiple times to participate again. Most girls hate people knowing that they do threesomes, so the best way to overcome this in public is bring it up to them in front of their friends and diffuse the situation or just get a good laugh.
6) The “You took me to dinner, and I thought we had great chemistry, but you never called me again” look: RUN…Just RUN.
“The measure of a man is not how much money you have, but it sure helps when you have a 10 in your Bentley”…Arthur Kade…10/23/09 (Who just wrote his 300th post!!)

Also please checkout the trailer for a movie that one of my fellow working actors (He is the one I did the Dave Mamet Scene from “Heist” with in Mike Lemon’s class) is starring in at Iamfimworks.com.
A picture one of my fans in Microsoft land of Kirkland, WA sent me wearing what looks like a homemade “Kade Out!” shirt showing how fans across the country love and copy my now celebrity “Kade-isms”



92 comments:

  1. Shrink here: ok Lego wig! Like Arthur says on Twitter. Let's just say we got a great look at Sean jones Los angles 9.765876 and she is wildly hot. Arthur couldn't even handle a conshocken 4 in a relationship so what is he even "squakking" about anything above that 4 for?... Look, Arthur is a wired mother fucker, but don't get me wrong, he is capable of being a nice guy, however, that facade quickly fades if he isn't able to fuck right away, and now, since he has cockblocked himself so hard with this blog girls don't even take into account that he has some nicer moments. Bottom line, it's gonna take a whole long time for the genius to find some ass he dosent need to pay for.

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  2. P.s. Change the pic of the douch cap with the one where he has the huge purple dildo at his mouth.

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  3. The fact that Arthur thinks he is a working actor is getting to be a little sad. Is his show even on TV yet? NO. Is his book published or even written? NO. Is he a shitty actor and writer? YES and YES.

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  4. Delusions of granduer.

    Megalomania.

    Sociapathic.

    Liar.

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  5. Zombie Kade, back from the dead here...

    This mangy twat forgot to list a couple of the most common looks he gets:

    - the "I'm going to projectile vomit now that I can smell your sour axe infested t-shirt, have had three quarts of frothy slobber lobbed onto me, and can see the grease running down your cratered ugly face" look.

    This look being closely followed by a hot steaming rope of vomit being launched directly in kade's awful piehole.

    -the "Oh, shit- that goony rapeyed creep that was dancing by himself over there caught my eye and is bouncing over here now... run. RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!!"

    -the "What the fuck is that anteater faced dink with the speech impediment doing filming himself while he walks down the street" look.

    Interesting how this greasy chimp jabbers about not having sex for 9 months and then blabs on about all these hot chicks that he shuts down. Meanwhile, all the only chicks we see him in pictures with are hedgehog teefs and the pneumatic pan faced hyena.

    And artie- I know you're reading this, due to your brokedick site drying up and blowing away- go wipe your ass with a bandsaw, you rapeyed monkey boy fuckhead.

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  6. No self-respecting woman would date someone who writes this. And the girls from #1 are probably right, and not just mad at you, Arthur you are most likely HORRIBLE IN BED

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  7. Arthur Kade didn't get a Bently or a 10, he got a taxi with 2 ugly whores!

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  8. Well, I have found the first truthful thing Cock Gobbler has said...

    "I have been an asshole to 99.8% of them."

    Damn, I'm wrong, if it had been truthful it would have said "100%"

    Arthur has never GOTTEN, but has GIVEN the "I hate that I blew you" look.

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  9. Wow, arthurkade.com is a dead site

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  10. MC, He more frequently gives the "I hate that you didn't let me blow you" to guys all over philly

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  11. @Anon... that I don't doubt, but it wasn't on the list so I just went with what was presented. And, by the way, thanks, now I have this image of Kade doing some freaky Buffalo Bill type shit at home after a night out as he repeats the names of all the men that would let him blow them.

    Fuck Paranormal Activity, what's in my head right now is the scariest thing ever.

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  12. No, Kadyshes. There aren't several looks you're getting they're all the same look. It's the "Why are you coming over here you sociopath? Oh dear God, where's the exit? Oh hell, it's that nutjob I actually went to bed with. What the hell was I thinking? Oh well, everyone is entitled to make a few colossal errors in her life. Doesn't mean that if he comes one step closer I'm not gonna call 911" look.

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  13. Wow, it's become pretty apparent that Arthur Kade's site is completely dead. His 15 minutes are up. He's nothing but an untalented actor/writer/blogger, unfunny, ugly, and self-absorbed douchebag. In 6 months he'll be begging people for attention. Loser.

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  14. The looks are from women who may have had a moment of weakness or drunkenness, but who woke up or sobered up and figured out who they were dealing with.

    It's OK, Artie, we know you're circling the drain and have nothing else to blob about but misogynistic shit to try and get a rise out of everyone.

    Die, cock gobbler, die.

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  15. Arthur Kade is simply a wannabe Tucker Max, only much less funny or shocking. He's boring.

    Hey Arthur: You will always be a wannabe fameball in Philly, and a local character at best. Outside of Philly, nobody has ever heard of you. Your <1000 followers on Twitter verifies that.

    It's fun watching you self destruct as you scramble for money and fame and are probably the least deserving person out there.

    Enjoy your failure!

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  16. I love AKZLIST on Twitter, he fuckin makes Kade look like a fool. No real celebrity would bother to answer that shit. Keep it up Jack Hole!

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  17. In the name of all females who aren't fucked up in the head, I banish thee Arthur Kade from our sight and place apon thy forehead the shameful letter A (for "asshole", though you will say it is for Arthur and is a fashion statement) as a warning to all who have the misfortune to stumble into thy path.

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  18. Check out the NY Times article on Atlantic City.

    Here's a couple of quotes about one of Kade's balls ass hot ass most exclusive places he hangs out:
    *****
    The billboard — a promotion by Harrah’s, a casino operator with strongholds here and in Las Vegas that is offering to send frequent gamblers out West — smacks of an underlying and unavoidable vibe in Atlantic City these days: Most people would rather be anywhere else.

    Today, Atlantic City, in the eyes of one gambling executive, Tim Wilmott, is in a “death spiral.”
    ******

    I think people found out Cock Gobbler was hanging out there ad they decided to stay home and stare at the wall.

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  19. ALL,

    ARTHUR'S INSIPID COMMENTARY HAS DRIVEN PEOPLE AWAY. IN THE END, INDUCING BOREDOM MAY BE HIS GREATEST FAILURE OF ALL. AS I WRITE THIS THERE ARE SEVERAL MORE POSTS HERE THAN ON HIS ORIGINAL POST. HE IS TRULY A WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE. BUT THANKFULLY HE IS EVEN FAILING TO KEEP PEOPLE AGOG AT HIS STAGGERING FUCKTARDERY. PERHAPS SOMEDAY SOON HE'LL BE FORGOTTEN, OR IN AN ASYLUM, OR DEAD, AND I'LL BE ABLE TO HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH AND ENJOY LIFE.

    SINCERELY

    ARTHUR'S DAD.

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  20. Ha. Arthur Kade is such a fucking failure.

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  21. MC 900 Foot,

    That's some funny shit. It further proves my point that Kade has no scale or barometer of what is good or what is bad. It's as if Kade lived life in a closet until one day he started his blog, started going to clubs, started all the things he's doing. EVERYTHING that he does, in the eyes of most rational people, isn't that impressive. But EVERYTHING to Kade is amazing. Wings at a chocolate place, a chocolate shake that says "drink me" on the cup, 4th row seats at a baseball game, riding a train to New York, having a low rent casting director tell him that was his best acting yet. Or going to stupid clubs with other stupid people willing to spend tons of $ to look awesome to the other people who are just as stupid as them. Or wearing a completely juvenile slogan t-shirt without the slightest sense of irony... The list goes on...

    My point is, it's like Kade never lived life before, and suddenly is trying to absorb anything and everything the world has to offer as if it is the BEST thing available, with no ability to judge what is really good, and what totally sucks.

    All the things that are so precious to Kade - like Atlantic City in this example - are really not that great, and have such a well-known stigma that they suck to most people.

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  22. failure...kade style

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  23. He never fails to disappoint.
    In case the end is as near as it appears to be... You all have been great fun. Every day has had at least one gem that made me smile. Kego only served as the whipping post, the unity that formed from the common disgust that he caused was actually refreshing. And if it doesn’t end soon, well, the wrath of the Internet will continue to pummel his stupidity until he is no more. Either way…Kego = 0 Gen pop = 1 Snort that 'Lone douche McKade'.

    The voice mail – 2009 - A KADE ODDESEY was excellent.
    I’ll claim Kego, Typhoid Mary, sir butt plug and a couple of others, but my favorite is…”Lispy McSlobberfuck”. I still crack up every time. Kudos to Zombie. (Cockgobbler is #1, because ‘it’s the right thing to say’)
    All were, and are, superb.

    Douchefags only accomplishment has been to cause (very) imaginative and talented ‘commoners’ to display their abilities. Even the worst of the bunch was better than daddy’s boy. And I can’t recall even one whom pretended to be something their not. Kudos to everyone (except kego)(and the saline kween)(and any stupid fucker that calls us haters, I do hate you)
    Thanks

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  24. I want your feedbackOctober 24, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    # Dawnon 24 Mar 2009 at 9:19 am
    Dear Arthur

    Ignore these jealous weaklings and fatties who criticise your persona.

    I dated a very famous actor for a number of years and know how hard the industry can be. He ended up killing himself in a toilet-related accident.

    Please continue to reveal the many fascinating layers of your world.

    Best wishes

    Dawn

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  25. Migrating to Legowig from """The Bland's""" main site. Sweet Jesus I'm free at last.

    Please tell me that someone from Philly will be posting some more pics of the Walla-rus soon. A special request: Arturd getting denied entrance to a club. """The Banned""".

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  26. Hello Leonard and Jasorb!! Good to see you over on this side of the fence where we typically look at Arthur's side of the fence from a safe distance of the smell, and where we throw dog poops and litter at over the top of the fence at him. All are welcome here but I do personally request that no one tell Realitybytes or Suckhole that we are here. 'k? ;-)

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  27. Arthur people hate you. You will always be a small dicked loser who's bad in bed. That's why you have the drought and hang around with Sabrina Strickland and Lindsay Furman. No self respecting, descent woman would ever be with you. Not after your life has stooped to this level and all you have is some shitty blog where you pass yourself off as an expert on sex but couldn't pull a 6 if your life depended on it.

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  28. He forgot #7: The "I used to read your blog all the time but now it sucks so bad I'm embarrassed to even look at you."

    Poor Arthur. The ship sank all by itself, no boycott required.

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  29. #8 You used to be a descent human being but you'r just pathetic now, don't talk to me

    #9 I heard you had a really small penis from some girl that was unfortunate enough to sleep with you

    #10 Being Arthur Kade is not an occupation that pays money, stay away from me loser

    #11 Why are you wearing that stupid looking headband, you make Richard Simmons look straight

    #12 The "dev deal" is a joke. I think your 120 Youtube subscribers would agree

    #13 Why is that loser in the corner by himself drinking red bull staring at me. I think I'm gonna vomit

    #14 You have hit rock bottom

    #15 Who are those two ugly whores you are with? Why aren't any attractive females ever around you for more than a quick photo?

    #16 Your blog used to be OK, but now nobody goes there and people have pretty much stopped caring about you

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  30. All the good comments are here, all the boring and lame ones are at the ghost town arthurkade.com

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  31. Uh oh Arthur! I see you're back to moderating comments again. Must hurt that your tiny bit of e-fame has all but evaporated. Your show will never be on TV, by the way.

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  32. Only a matter of time before he starts writing his own comments or copying ones from here. 2010 is going to be a very bad year for Arthur Kadyshes

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  33. After reading Arthur's latest treat to humanity, I was trying to decide if this post was insulting and demeaning enough to be the post that is copied and pasted to all of Arthurs future "employers". Who would hire an idiot who write such shit? He's not Lenny Bruce, Borat, or even Yakoff Smirnoff.

    If you had to chose a single blog entry written by Kade to forward to future "employers" which one is the most offensive to humanity?

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  34. Haters are all Arthur Kade has, and they seem to be abondoning him.


    Look at his latest post, nothing but negative comments the whole way.

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  35. Arthur Kade CAN'T RESPOND to haters because

    1) They call him out on his lies
    2) He knows he is a liar
    3) His haters are much smarter than him
    4) He has nothing to respond back with
    5) His popularity (as small as it was on the INTERNET) has waned over the past 6 months
    6) He uses bullshit "announcements" to make it look like the journey is progressing
    7) The journey is and always has been a joke
    8) Only haters bother to talk to him. 1% of people show some sort of pity are what he calls "Kade Nation"
    9) He's been exposed on his lies and chooses to ignore it when he's called out
    10) He's really not worth much in the entertainment industry

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  36. Wow, been busy the last couple of days and just went over to his site. It looks to have become a haven for 10 year olds. Fitting.

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  37. Arthur Kade, like any internet meme, has expired. Most people found him through Hot Chicks With Douchebags in April. Now, 7 months later, interest in making fun of Arthur has pretty much vanished. Oh how far you've fallen Arthur.

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  38. Zombie kade here...

    Anonymous asked which post of anteater face's was the most offensive-

    my vote is for the post that came around 9/11 when he likened himself to the courageous firefighters and policemen that gave their lives on that day. It was exactl then I decided that the lisping pile of insecure grease, botox, and discarded cosi's wrappers needed to be destroyed.

    Other contenders-

    When the laughably and obviously gay pigfucker kade talked about spunking in a woman's hair if she didn't "satisfy" him;

    Any of the many subhuman scrawls this monkey makes where he capitalizes "journey" and not God.

    As ever kade, you staggering slobbery endorsement for the morning after pill- hell, for the month before pill - why don't you go do something useful with your pathetic life, like be a target for flamethrower practice?

    Die, you worthless lego wigged sack of pus.

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  39. I've said it before and I'll say it again: the fact that so many people from all walks of life respond with disgust and condemnation at the talentless freakshow that is AK 4.7 fills me with hope for humanity and the commonweal.

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  40. I agree with Zombie Kade, his post on Sept 11 was his most offensive. Quote:

    I was thinking about how “The Journey” really stands for everything like the courage, freedom and justice that was displayed by the greatest heros[sic] in the history of the US ((Police, FireFighters..etc..that I admire more than anyone for their bravery and courage)) on this amazing day of remembrance, 9/11

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  41. ALL,

    I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MY WORTHLESS FAILURE WASTE OF CUMB SON FINALLY CRACKS AND STOPS HIS HORSESHIT BLOG. WHEN THAT DAY ARRIVES I WILL BE GIVING OUT FREE BAREHANDED ABORTIONS AT THE SALON TO CELEBRATE THE BEGINNING OF MY RETURN TO DIGNIFIED SOCIETY AND TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM SUFFERING THE SAME TERRIBLE FATE THAT BEFELL ME WHEN I FAILED TO ABORT ARTHUR. THAT ONE FAILURE OF MINE LED TO AN UNIMAGINABLE CASCADE OF FAILURE OVER THE NEXT THREE-PLUS DECADES BUT SOON IT WILL ALL BE JUST A DISTANT MEMORY WHEN MY KID IS IN AN ASYLUM OR A GRAVE. I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

    SINCERELY

    ARTHUR'S DAD.

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  42. Well... I'm not sure I could ever lose interest in picking away at the sad piece of humanity that is "The Banned", but it does seems like Arturd is being flushed by many of his critics, sorry "fans", along with the Philly club scene. This will undoubtedly lead him to even more desperate, depraved acts of douchebaggery, the mere thought of which make me shudder. I think Arthur has a lot of Kraft left in him and his eventual implosion is probably still at least a few months away. Really though, I want to see him make it to the point where this dipshit parade has left him penniless and reduced to doing Sears catalog work (or gay porn, though that goes without saying).

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  43. Zombie kade here, forgot to discuss the latest kade er, "wisdom" at the end of his post...

    "The measure of a man is not how much money he makes"-

    you better fucking well hope not, you closet lurking dirty laundry smelling parasite.

    "But it sure helps when you have a 10 in your Bentley"

    You dentskulled freak- you don't have a Bentley. You don't even have a fucking big wheel- and you're such a spastic, preteen boy chasing failure you couldn't ride a big wheel if you had one.

    And a 10? Shut your demented watery cocksucker- the only thing you got is a 1.5 in your Underoos.

    Do us all a favor- just start shoving these shockingly moronic bits of village idiot babble up your overstretched anus and let the smart people on this blog to come up with the witticisms.

    Now be a good slobber monster, and drink your drano milkshake. Fuckhead.

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  44. The only gay porn douchefag will ever appear in would be him holding the camera on his self while working the dark side of a glory hole at a roadside rest stop. I doubt anyone would want to have sex with him if they had to look at him.

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  45. "I wonder if there kids out there I don't know about who say kade out"

    Fantasizing about little boys?

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  46. A friend just said about a potential threesome "I'm already sharing his cock with the world so why not do it w sum1 I know"
    16 minutes ago from UberTwitter

    What the hell does that mean? Is he now going to do a threesome with a girl and her porn star guy? Maybe the drought is over! (the girl is going to feel left out though)

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  47. Arthur wants cock

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  48. This cartoon is about balloon boy's father, but it totally relates to kade. Link in my name.

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  49. Want a truly disturbing visual? Picture kego taking the ‘money shot’ into his nostrils. There’s a mental image that keeps on giving.

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  50. AKZLIST is ripping into Kade, I love it

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  51. Hey anonymous- I don't twitter, where could I go to see akzlist clowning doucheface? Can you post a url or better yet a link?

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  52. For those of you who don't know AKzList click my name. When you get there, click "in reply to Arthur Kade" to see what he's responding to.

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  53. AKZlist on twitter is http://twitter.com/AkZList

    link in my name (he is relentless and hysterical_

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  54. OOps. I got there 20 seconds too late with the akzlist link. Does anyone think this is serious or a joke? Pita Pit wants kade to do a commercial for them...or are they being snarkastic? http://twitter.com/PhillyPitaPit

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  55. Even if they're joking, who the fuck cares, it's a place called Pita Pit

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  56. They probably need someone to work the registers and mop the floor

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  57. The commercial would probably go something like "tired of your face looking this greasy, oily, and disgusting? Come to PitaPit where are food isn't as bad as Arthur's acting. The food is so affordable, even a blogger as shitty as Arthur Kade can afford it!"

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  58. PitaPit...where you can get the most elite Kade style hummus

    barrfffffffff

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  59. What pita pit said could go either way. If they are winding him up, that would be hysterical. If they are serious...that says a lot about the Pita Pit.

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  60. If Pita Pit wants to hire him, lets forward the 911 post to them! They'll have a boycott of all their targeted customers i.e. men women children humans........ if they are marketing to Child molestors, rapists, scum..Arthur is their man!

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  61. Remember Arthur spent the summer trolling for little girls at the Britany Spears concerts and he wrote something this past week about not wanting to have sex with anyone thats has sex (huh?)

    *** Clarifying the comment in previous post about Arthur being a child molester/rapist

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  62. I was just going to comment on his twitter, but everyone already beat me to it. Can you imagine how fucked up one would have to be in order to think that people would want to know anything he says on twitter?

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  63. Thanks J Bone :p (seeing as I have clearly read what he has written on twitter) lol

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  64. @ 2(Radda)…

    I think he was referring to kego being fucked up, not you

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  65. Correct Kudo's, sorry Radda I was a little pissed at how ridiculous those posts were and should have worded it better.
    Basically, I just can't believe that he thinks it is acceptable to broadcast that kind of shit. He talks about his "peers" all of the time, but could you see a serious actor (or serious anything for that matter) post that shit?

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  66. Here's one of his twitters that should go in the ruination of Kade file...

    How can a philly 8 have a smokom body but a fugly face. Her man should get her a dome overhaul
    8:08 PM Oct 23rd from UberTwitter

    Yet another "women are not human" sound bite.

    @kudos, aren't we all a little fucked up paying attention to him in anyway?

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  67. The procrastilater me, Radda Radda. I forgot to change my name.

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  68. I think he was referring to kego being fucked up, not you

    IF (and it’s a huge IF) pita pit wants kego to rep them, they obviously have a death wish. Anyone that associates his or her business with ‘lone douche mckade’ is intentionally inviting fail. As we have witnessed…people will unite against wrong. And douchefag is wrong from any angle or perspective. It was probably just a ploy to get him to eat a pita. You could hide a lot of ‘extra’s’ in one of those.
    I’m going to be sick, every time I think about how much his food must get fouled, it makes me ill. Act like a dog, you’ll get treated like a dog.

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  69. A day at papa kade’s…

    PHONE RINGS

    Papa kade- Who’s calling?
    Step mom- Let me check caller ID…it’s arturdio
    Papa kade- Don’t answer it. I don’t want to hear about great he is…at nothing

    PHONE RINGS

    Papa kade- Now who’s calling?
    Step mom- I don’t recognize the number
    Papa kade- well, see who it is
    Step mom- Hello?
    Kego – Hi everyone, arthur kade here, I just tried to call but no one answered and I wanted to tell you about my amazing promo deal with peacea pit (where I will be sure to be the best( a friend told me I am)) and a philly 10 I don’t want to sex but could but wont and I told her…

    SOUND OF PHONE BEING SLAMMED DOWN

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  70. In defense of the girl in Arthurs post who he caled "A DEAD FISH".

    I was not, will never be that girl, however, Ladies, have you ever been at a club (in your 20's, not 30's like idiot boy) and had a lot to drink? Lights are dim, can't really see how greasy he is in the light of day; also, with the music so loud, you don't hear the lisp. So due to drugs or drink, you leave with "Kade", once you see what he really looks and sounds like, you'd can't even pretend, and in your horror as he paws and slobbers, and lisps all over you, you go dead..... jump out of there and run away as fast as you can. It must be the worst thing in the world to find yourself with Arthur. Then when he sees you on the street, you look at him and think "THANK GOD I DID NOT PUT HIS PENIS IN MY MOUTH".

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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  71. DEFINITION OF A THREESOME: Kade Style

    Arthur
    Left Hand
    Right Hand

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  72. KUDOS @ 3:12,

    YOU'RE PRETTY CLOSE TO THE MARK. GOD HELP ME, I HATE THAT KID. AND HE JUST REFUSES TO UNDERSTAND THAT. BUT HE IS A WORTHLESS WASTE OF CUMB FAILURE THAT MAKES MY LIFE MISERABLE. I WISH HE'D NEVER BEEN BORN.

    SINCERELY

    ARTHUR'S DAD.

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  73. Zombie Kade here-

    AKZlist, went out to look at your twitters. They were pretty damn funny, and asshat artie doesn't know what to do with you.

    First he tries to coopt you with that "my man" bullshit, then he tries to imply you're gay and stalking him, then he tries to pretend he's "above all the haters".

    All the while you keep ripping greasy chunks off his retardapotamus hide- the poor dope is hopelessly outmanned, and you are just toying with him...outstanding.

    This slamming of slobberfuck via twitter looks like fun... would you mind if I encroached on your turf and dropped some twitter hate, zlist?

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  74. Jinkies! The World Series post from that other, dying site didn't show up here. It includes the single most freaky pic of AK 4.7's nose imaginable. The one where he's wearing the glasses (??) and headband (???????).

    What the hell is up with that nose? It looks prehensile. Oh man, weirds me out.

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  75. Zombie kade here...

    How funny- there are more and better posts here than over on dickweed's crapassed site.

    The sun, it is setting on zitface peak.

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  76. Thanks everyone!

    @Zombie... I look forward to reading your rips.

    I'm inspired. Time to rip on Arturd...

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  77. ArthurKade:
    @AshleysCloset the brand and vagina know eachother very well

    AshleysCloset:
    @arthurkade, yeah sure buddy. Maybe in your imaginary ""Kadelot"" but not on Planet Earth, where I'm from. Vaginas think you smell.

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  78. AkZList:

    Chilis... balls ass hot ass exclusive. I hope when you go there they piss and shit in your baby back ribs and then you die.

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  79. Operators standing byOctober 25, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    215-350-0539

    this is arthur number.

    do with it what you will.

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  80. Operators standing byOctober 25, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    though we'd rather you call him and let him know what a worthless fucking cunt he is.

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  81. People fucking with Arthur and his responses on Twitter are fucking hysterical!! Instead of commenting on his blob, people should harass him there sine he answers.

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  82. An evening at papa kades…

    PHONE RINGS

    Papa kade- make sure it’s not that number arturdio used earlier
    Step mom- I don’t recognize it
    Papa kade- well then answer it
    Step mom- hello?
    Strange voice- Oh hi, I just wanted to let you know what a fucking freak bastard that son of a sexual harassing son of a bitch is. If papa kade had a ‘DIY abortion kit’ why didn’t he use it? I don’t even live in America but fuckfinface’s blog makes me hate him and you so mu…

    SOUND OF PHONE SLAMMING DOWN

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  83. @ The Procrastilater (AKA…2(Radda))…2:43pm

    Speak for yourself white man (women)…(old Lone Ranger and Tonto joke)

    I don’t feel like I’m fucked up in the least ‘paying attention’ to him.

    I feel like it’s my civic duty to balls ass cap on him constantly

    I feel like I’m helping reduce the douchenostrosity the he exudes

    I feel like I’m defending women, nay, all of society against a plague of ugly

    I feel like I’m CAPT. CRUSHTHEKADE, fighter of the sickness known as…
    THE COCKGOBBLER. I AM THE ANTI-KADE

    (I don’t have a superhero theme costume though, damb it)

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  84. Hahah, I dropped half my sandwich when I read this entry!

    Hmm, I really wonder sometimes if all of this is real. I mean, for all you know, it could really be a publicity stint by a major media network - finding a real life Zoolander - a random but daring guy who would shamelessly promote himself in such a manner.

    Think about it, where would he get the money to sustain himself considering his current unemployed status? Somebody has to be fuelling his "unorthodox" lifestyle.

    As soon as he starts getting really "infamous", he lands his own reality tv show, some how as if he was being primed for it. You never know, it all might be a front for something else.

    My question also is, how can someone be so clueless? The only such person was Zoolander, and he was fictional! But Zoolander was good hearted in the least. Just a couple of odd parallels I seem to notice with Arthur Kadyshes and Zoolander.

    It's a theory =).

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  85. @Kudos...

    If you're the Anti-Kade I would imagine an outfit made of Pepsi labels with a cape of Sephora Matte Blotting Papers would be a good start.

    (think about it)

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  86. @ anon

    often times one has dwelled on this issue
    but as his family's name and reputation have surfaced

    as far as can be seen it would seem that what he stands to gain pales as to what he stands to lose.

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  87. @ MC 900 I had to look up what the blotting papers were. Are you sure they shouldn't go on his tool belt instead for quick access...pew pew pew (slap in the face) Since I don't get the pepsi reference, I think his suit should be made out of fun house mirrors so when kade sees himself he is struck senseless that he doesn't look like what he is used to seeing when he looks in the mirror (something we know he spends at least 5 hours a day doing). Capt. Crushthekade's tool belt should also have a tic tac shooting pistol to nullify the beasts foul breath, a dentist's suction hook (for that spit, which may help Artie slip away)and a barber's razor to shave off artie's ever changing hair and evil wizard eyebrows, a source of his strength.

    @ Kudos, all I really mean is he is negativity itself (despite his positive outlook), he is toxic waste and having anything to do with him makes us a little sick too. Not that we are fucked up but that he fucks us up. It is noble for us to stop him before he gets very far, but at what cost? Oh the humanity!!! ;)

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  88. Capt. Crushthekade would only need a hammer and a rag.

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  89. Arturd just took another shit on the internet. Please mirror it here, post-haste!

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  90. Ha, whomever put "Only tools and ten year olds comment here now..." on his site is awesome. I just spit my coffee on the floor. So simple, so perfect.

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  91. @Radda...

    It was late and I was drunk on a Yankees win so it wasn't my best effort but this is what I was thinking...

    Pepsi is the Anti-Coke(caine) and the cape of anti-oil wipes would just be cause he's so greasy. Upon further review it would make sense to have things like the blotting wipes to combat Kadyshes on a tool belt, just like Batman. Maybe we can brainstorm this and then someone with skillz can photoshop something together.

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