11/1/09

Recess Is A Party


I'm back to thinking this is all just a joke with no punch-line. Nobody can say so little in such a stupid way without it being some big put on. It just can't be real. When will Crisco McLispy realize he leads nowhere near a "Sinatra Esque Life"? And why hasn't some wannabe mobster not whacked Crisco for sullying the memory of Ol' Blue Eyes? C'mon Philly mob, have a little respect for yourself! I will admit though, this post isn't all bad. That 3rd video where Crisco shows us how they party in the 2-1-5? Pure genius. Phillies-Yankees in the Worlds Series and the people of Philly party to a song about New York. What a moron. And then there's my sexy little kitten in the next to last picture holding up her BlackBerry with the interlocking N Y on the screen... Yup, Philly's the place to be.



As I start to get ready (My costume is amazing, and fits Arthur Kade perfectly) for what looks like it is going to be an insane night (I am starting in the 215, then heading to AC to party with Audrina and the hottest DJ in KA, Marshall Barnes (Don’t Be Surprised if I end up in the DJ Booth with him giving crowd shout outs like we did in KA at the hottest club, “My House”), then heading back to the 215 to close up ZBar until 6AM), I was just texting with one of the owners of Recess, and commenting on how hot the club has become, and how it is “A Party”. Most clubs and lounges these days are all about sitting or standing around, and even though It is great to be able to find a 9 or 10 in that environment, the art of the “Kade Style” party is being lost in all the formalities, where I just want to listen to my man Jay-Z, have 2 girls sitting on my lap making out, and high-fiving members of The Entourage celebrating my “Sinatra Esque Life” (I can only imagine the levels this will elevate to when I have a hit TV Show and NY TImes Bestseller).
Years ago, the hottest club in the city was 32 Degrees (I owned the place because I was super close with the manager and owners, and I would ride up in the H2 that I was subleasing from my old boss right when they came out and only athletes drove them, and the funniest thing was when I had sex with a girl in the back of it after a late night one night, and never told him about it to this day because it was the hottest car out there), because all you did was grab tables, bring some girls over, dance on the couches, and take a girl home to have some sex with. It was the most amazing time in Philly, and I feel like Recess is bringing back that vibe, and I have pulled out and hooked with several girls already who I met there, some who just wanted a personal remembrance of “The Journey”.
Being the foremost expert on nightlife in Philadelphia (Maybe even in NYC and KA since the former premier nightlife website in NYC, Down By The Hipster.com wrote about me being at clubs all the time, and several people have approached me multiple times and told me that I should own my own club, and once I am an award winning actor and author, I may consider opening a club called “Kade”), for me to give a club this much of a thumbs up is staggering. Last Night, I was in the private VIP Area in the corner with some of Philly’s biggest celebs and socialites (It was funny because a huge fan brought me over to several of them and asked THEM to meet ME, and it must have been so humbling for them knowing they had just met a future global and universal icon), sitting on the ledge overlooking the bar, and had girls surrounding me, and all eyes in the club watching The Brand. I should auction off a night to hang out with me soon, and give the proceeds to charity.
“Arthur Kade stopped being a man long ago, and transformed into a symbol for the Gen Pop”…Arthur Kade…10/31/09




Mike Fazio rivals Crisco McLispy for "Biggest Cunt in Philly" title.



27 comments:

  1. I've Never Seen His Hair Look Better!

    It really detracts from his face!

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  2. "I owned the place because I was super close with the manager and owners, and I would ride up in the H2 that I was subleasing from my old boss right when they came out and only athletes drove them, and the funniest thing was when I had sex with a girl in the back of it after a late night one night, and never told him about it to this day because it was the hottest car out there"

    He thinks he's going to write a NY Times Best Seller? Really??? He didn't tell his old boss he had sex with a woman in the back seat of the car he was subleasing from him because it was the hottest car out there? So he didn't brag because he drove a hot car, is that what I'm getting? Holy shit this guy is a fucking moron.

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  3. That was the amazing costume? A WIG?

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  4. It sounds like the Back seat of the "Hummer" was a Crime Scene!

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  5. Did anybody else notice the weird sexual tension between him and his supposed personal trainer in the video? Why would his trainer be at his appartment? Aren't they supposed to meet in the gym? Unless he snagged Artie as his newest boy toy...

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  6. Could that room get any smaller?

    In case you missed it, check out the new Twitter List of Kade and all of his best fans. Click my name.

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  7. Fag freak fucktard fugly Frankinkade

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  8. @ Arsepie Knobhead…

    Points taken. I concur.

    Actor’not
    Author’not
    Wiener’snot

    That covers it

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  9. Arthur, just had a few seconds to quickly read your most recent post... so you gave your boss a Hummer in the back of his car? Finally, you're accepting your true Journey, out of the closet.

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  10. He desecrated the memory of James Brown. The perfect costume would have been ‘Frothy Discharge’

    “Foremost authority on night life”… Penis butter sandwich sucker

    “Sub leased”…”For a gram I got to drive his car for an hour, and jacked off in the back seat”

    His face looks like a glazed raisin bran muffin

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  11. Okay. I have to know. What club is it that has that cheesy drop ceiling? And look! They used paper clips to hang fake spider webs they got from Staples to "decorate" for Halloween!

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  12. johnbryk: @arthurkade I dressed as you for Halloween, but nobody knew who I was supposed to be. What gives?

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  13. Always with the bathroom pics. Who does this?

    The amazing, balls ass ‘I.B.Douche’…

    Sir Butt Plug of Snortsalot. In the house. (Outhouse, that is)

    “I’m going to journey over to the brand new bathroom and balls ass kill it off the toilet seat kego style so the gen pop will sense that kego nation was queer, I mean here. That’s how a-lisp doucheberry’s party.”

    Good job, douchefag
    You too Saline Kween…Keep on grinding your organ, you saltsack monkey manager and hiker of balls in underwear.

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  14. a little insider info for you guys over here, b/c i know how much you love it. it's getting moderated at ak's site so i'm sure it will be deleted. the male voice you hear in arthur's videos lately is chad boonswang. he is one of the biggest tools in philly....lauged at by women, tooled on by his male "friends". chad frequently finds himself with no one to hang out with and therefore has clearly become desperate enough to be the only guy to keep the friendship of arthur even after this train wreck of a blog. often times arthur posts pics while hanging out in an apartment. it's boonswangs. i know, i've been there several times. the ONLY reason chicks are there is b/c boonswang takes them to dinner (pays of course), provides them drinks all night and coke. these chicks all laugh at his ass, but most of the chicks are so low class in philly they'll hang with anyone to get a free ride.

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  15. Boonswang is kego’s poontang

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  16. So this new apartment was all a setup by Boonswang and Kade? Makes sense.

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  17. Um.....posts are copied from another website and you comment on them here? Instead of the original site. OK..... Am I missing something?

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  18. no, i didn't say that (that the new apartment is set up by boonswang and kade). i know nothing about that. although it wouldn't surprise me. i'm just saying there are alot of pics and videos (especially a from weeks to months ago, and i've noticed a few recently)that are shot in boonswang's apartment.

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  19. My theory is that boonswang helped Kade get his place either by cosigning or a loan. Kade has exhibited signs of poverty over the last few months (couch surfing) so it wouldn't surprise me

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  20. Owning a Hummer makes you a big enough douche - but subleasing one from your boss? BAHAHAHAHA. You are fucking clown shoes.

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  21. "Back when only athletes drove them". So your boss is an athlete? You're a moron Kade. Only dudes with tiny peckers had Hummers. Guys with extremely tiny cocks subleased them to "roll up" to clubs in Philly. Douchebag.

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  22. ^^^ Thats some funny shit.

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  23. i can confirm this... a lot of arthur's recent videos have been shot in chad boonswang's apartment.

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  24. Is Boonswang the short little brown Indian or Korean or whatever he is?

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  25. I finally figure out why cuntface uses the term "balls ass" all the time.He's accustomed to having balls smacking his ass. I can't believe it's taken me this long to figure that out.

    Die Kade, you talentless fuckface

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  26. "Chad Boonswang" that sound like code for taking it hard in the ass.

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  27. "When he Chad Boonswanged me," said Arthur, "it was balls ass hot. His ball slapping my ass...HOT"

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