11/25/09

Lego Wig Kade Meet-up and A Holiday Season Charity Suggestion

We know many of the readers/commentors/tipsters of this blog are in far-flung parts of the US and even in other countries (Australia seems to be big for us, for some weird reason). We don't get to meet face to face often, if ever. However, a rare opportunity for charity and holiday greetings presents itself on December 22nd. For most of you, the trip to Philly isn't worth it, but if you're in Philly or its suburbs, or even if you're just back in the area for the holidays, you can catch some of the Lego Wig commenting crew that evening. We'll be starting off at a charity holiday concert. The proceeds go to MANNA, the Metropolitan Area Nutrition Network, a truly worthy cause that prepares and serves food to AIDS patients and their children/families. These are people whose families are very stretched, spending hours taking care of them through the worst of times. MANNA's year round services give them one less thing to do a few days a week, providing nutritious, home cooked food cooked in their Center City kitchen. Donations are taken at intermission and it's totally not necessary to donate more than $10 or $20--it all goes to a good cause and MANNA isn't the type of "charity" that throws extravagant parties, spending thousands on food and using large percentages of the "donations" to cover party planners, promoters, food, wine, etc. This is not some douchey "celebutard" event, it's really good music for a good cause. The scheduled soloists are fantastic and you don't need to be a huge fan of classical music to appreciate this event. Concert is not too long, in my experience it's about an hour and fifteen or twenty minutes.




I don't want to say too much right now about who will be there--I haven't had time to check if it's OK with our various contributors, commentators, or tipsters (some of whom are formerly Kade friends but now are among us laughing at him). I'll provide more information on that later. I'll just provide a link to the concert info here.

After the concert, we hope to convene and have a few brews at The Franklin Mortgage and Investment Company, the classy, laid back Philly bar that banned Kade. (Other coverage of the ban is here and here.) Some have suggested dressing like Kade (a classless douchebag with a cheap fedora), but I'd suggest you not do that and instead that we act like classy people and tip the bartenders well and pay our bill. I know I personally plan to thank the managers for banning Fin Face. I can't speak for everyone else, but I am the total opposite of Kadyshes, very laid back, don't want the spot light, and keep it low key. I assume most of our commenters are similarly chill people.

Post thoughts, suggestions, and plans in the comments. I sincerely hope some of you guys can make it out. More information will follow in later posts... just wanted to kick off the Thanksgiving festivities with a positive note instead of more Fin Faced Loser commentary.

35 comments:

  1. Arthur Kade

    don't worry Lego. I will be there for a "heart to heart."

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  2. Oh and Arthur, we have all seen the boxing video, you don't scare anyone you fucking pussy.

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  3. Maybe you can start one of those Bus Tours around the Phila. to show us all the "amazing" places that made Arthur the "man?" he is today!
    We can begin in his Ghetto neighborhood in the NE and swing by the Cemetery where he filmed Granny Kade....... the building where he crashed on peoples' couches, The Bars, Club and Restaurants that have Banned him!

    Make it happen Lego!

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  4. Only Artshitz would be a big enough asshole to crash a meetup and make a fucking scene at a bona fide charity event (as opposed to some bullshit about homeless pigs sponsored by lowlifes).

    That's why this choice of venue is genius, it'll be Artie's Waterloo if he does show his fin face. Either way it's win.

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  5. Awesome idea. Wish I could make it.

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  6. Kanocchio, you lisping puppet, your nose is like a big greasy body bag. You’ve never fought anyone. You have gotten your ass kicked though, and you deserved it. You are a non-threat. Your nose will only get bigger if you try to act tough. And try to refrain from talking about Tommy Lee’s genitalia, that is just wrong. Try to have a Happy Thanksgiving, and know that we will all be here for you after the holiday. One more thing…ever considered changing your name to “The Beak”?

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  7. MC 900 Foot Douchebag has to pass as I will be traveling the world on a mission of mercy. Who am I kidding? I'll be on a cruise eating my weight in cocktail franks every day.

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  8. Coke Head meets Young HollywoodNovember 25, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Welcome to Kadealot!

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  9. Did that fin-faced faggot actually post here to make a veiled threat?!

    I thought "The Bland" was above noticing his detractors? Well he proved himself a liar just then. Guess he had to beat the Legowig at "somefinkguh..."

    Seriously. Somebody needs to murder this douche. Soon.

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  10. Shit, I can't make it because the parents will be in town, but if anyone's in the Austin area and wants to have a meetup, I'm down.

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  11. Anyone can put lispy's name on here. See?

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  12. It wasn't Shithead. Despite the superflous quotation marks and uncapitalized initial letter, there were no superfluous capitalizations or multiple quotation marks.

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  13. Domain Name: ARTHURKADYSHES.COM

    Administrative Contact:
    Hansen, Ronald
    rhansen162@comcast.net
    WOT Marketing
    312 Harriet Dr
    Perkasie, Pennsylvania 18944
    (215) 896-2789
    Fax (215) 494-5528

    Technical Contact:
    Hansen, Ronald
    rhansen162@comcast.net
    WOT Marketing
    312 Harriet Dr
    Perkasie, Pennsylvania 18944
    (215) 896-2789
    Fax (215) 494-5528

    Registrant:
    WOT Marketing
    312 Harriet Dr
    Perkasie, Pennsylvania 18944

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  14. Hey Fin Face... 3 things.

    1) You're banned from Franklin Mortgage & Investment Co. They confirmed this to me when I called them to ask about that. I called the other day to tell them about the event and mentioned that we picked it bc they banned you. They appreciated this.

    2) Who are you going to have a heart to heart with? All 10 admins of the site? I think the admins who are in NYC or LA would feel left out. Moreover, this site isn't about one admin/writer, it's about a loose confederation of people, admins, commentors, tipsters, some of your former "friends", and people like Kevin Brueck who inspired us all with hilarious laughs at your failed life. It's impossible to talk to us "heart to heart" because we're a loose knit group effort.

    3) You're so fucking stupid, I would not waste 3 mins to talk to you. Nor would most of the other admins. Why talk to you? You're a raging moron, an untalented zero, an unemployed middle aged abomination, an ugly coked out club-going guido, and an overall douchebag.

    Have a great holiday Artzitz. Don't kill yourself until after the Holidays, we're having too much fun watching you melt down slowly (although a spectacular and gory ending would be funny). Hope this helps.

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  15. lol that kade's site is still registered to an address that is ron hansen's parents' house!!!

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  16. Wish I could make it but I will be out here ruling my own private Idaho. As for Artfuck the shit gobbler I hope that an enormous tapeworm descends out of your ass tonight and strangles you.

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  17. hello from down under! I am sitting in my sunny office wishing like hell I could be in Philly for some Art bashing holiday fun but alas, I have to go to the beach. I am looking forward to reading all about it here though.

    PS Us Aussie's hate Art 'cause more than anything, we hate wankers, and he's a first class wanker.

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  18. Awesome plans guys. As one of the many long time Kade haters and converts to LegoWig I sure as hell would love to be there but that would mean flying in while on vacation in TX. This is bound to be a great, mature event. I hope you get a shit ton of people that utterly despise Kade. You should do a "confessional" style video with attendees sharing what they think of Arthur. I'd gladly send in a "wish I could be there" style video!

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  19. God damnit, I live in Canada, but if I had my passport (and wasn't poor), I'd show up to have some laughs with strangers that share a common bond: the hate of the Kade. Ah well, the great thing is that you're also making it a charity event. THAT...is awesome.
    So December 22nd is also "Kade haters" day, yeah? If there are such things as birthdays, Christmas days, and Earth days, we too shall have our day in the sun.
    Wouldn't it be a trip if the Legowig group became more famous than Kade ever could be?(Yes, I saw the stats from a post or two back.)

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  20. This is turning out to be like "FESTIVUS". Can we Beat Kade with the Festivus Pole.

    (Seinfeld Reference)

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  21. i'll be in my igloo over the holidays and days before that I will be hunting caribou and Polar bear. i will send all of you a pair of moccasins. even a pair for medium African child..... and Kent.

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  22. I was just fucking with you guys.

    Shrink

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  23. If I could circumvent your appalling visa system, conjure up £2k and find my way to Philly, I'd certainly join you, but sadly I don't have a pot to piss in and so I'll have to wait to read about you all meeting.
    Couldn't you call it 'Wankers' Day'. Something that leaves others in no doubt that this man is an utter tool and his lies have united the world in indignation. Legowig is good, but it's a bit too beguiling and prosaic, sort of like a comedy nick name for a friend, and this fucker needs to be humiliated. He is offensive to the values of every decent thinking person. This man's behaviour is an affront to humanity etc etc.
    Actually, I'm not sure if you have 'wanker' over there, or if it's potent enough.....what about....'Kadyshes the Cunt' day? or 'KtC day' for short?
    Have a good time

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  24. Great Aussie contingent, that's good news, we don't usually tolerate wanks like Kade. If he lived in Australia it would have gotten messay 4.78035 months ago for sure. He'd just be getting drinks constantly poured on him and openly mocked.

    Have a good event guys, nice to see you're decent humans as well, though mocking Kade is still the most decent thing you do.

    Have a good one!

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  25. @ eg…

    I think we have a conundrum here. I (we) can’t come up with the American equivalent of ‘wanker’. Oh sure, we’ve made numerous attempts (I have been relentless in this pursuit), but none seem to measure up. Rest assured that this quest is ongoing, and with serious effort, we hope to solve this dilemma.

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  26. @"The Gunt"

    Good Grief,

    I choked on my Turkey.

    Was "she" a "he"?

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  27. lol @ that picture of the Gunt.

    the girl on the left is decent, the other 2 are horrible. and since they hang with Kadyshes, safe to assume they're desperate/vapid

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  28. Thanks Hangin'!

    Man, I wish I could make it to the party. It would be fun to meet everybody.

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  29. Grrrrunt!
    _________________________

    Post an address or set up a pay pal account for donations…The more money raised the deeper the knife in his side goes. Ironic how Hanus Kanus might, inadvertently, do some good no matter how hard he tries not too.

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  30. Wish I could be there too - although it's starting to look like there's enough Aussies on here we could have our own meet-up. I agree on the wanker thing, although I think he's more a tosser. Also agree that if he was here, we just wouldn't put up with that shit. He would have copped several beatings, not to mention incessant emotional abuse. But let us all know how the meeting goes anyway. I know it's a little while away but it's still exciting!

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  31. Wanker is popular in Britain and her colonies....sorry, I mean Commonwealth, the definition is 'contemptible person'. Its usage is so omnipotent tho that I don't think it's potent enough for Kadyshes, but I do like this definition of it in Urban Dictionary....'Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey'. lol, I fucking laughed at how this is Kadyshes.
    I'm favouring the acronym 'KtC day'.....because others are bound to ask...
    'what's KtC then?'....and of course one is then obliged to respond...
    ' Why, it's 'Kadyshes the Cunt' day. It's a day of celebration of mediocrity. A meeting of like minded people sharing a common bond, a brotherhood of folk united in mocking a man whose existence gives them great pleasure. A deluded liar called Kadyshes. We raise a glass to him in thanks of living a life of such appalling shallowness that he makes us feel good about ourselves. The least we can do is honour him by raising a glass in his derided name'.
    ,,,,or something like that

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  32. I don't why no one has noticed but the link to your charity leads nowhere. If it takes credit cards, I will contribute. I unfortunately will not be spending christmas vacation in Philly, but you have reminded me to give to the ones who need in my own area too. In the name of anti-kade, I would love to help out.

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