How long can I keep doing this, you may wonder? Throwing out insults, marking his quotes in blue, calling him out on statements that I think are suspect...Well, I’m going to do it as long as it takes. I don’t believe Kade will kill himself, nor do I wish such a thing (not only for legal reasons but because I’m not quite that kind of asshole); therefore, this will go on for quite some time. I think that, by the time Kade decides to throw in the towel (which I suspect will take at least another year), everyone who started following Duh Gurney will be gone…and probably me, too (to be replaced by another Kater, no doubt). Until then, however…
read more “He grins at his fantasy win while we facepalm at his reality failure.”
4/3/10
3/29/10
Before the main event, I must catch up on the posts that I deliberately skipped over in the past two weeks...
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3/26/10
International 'Abandon Kade Week'
(Anonymous on March 25th, 2010 at 3:42 PM posted the following in the comments section of my last post, and I think it's a good idea. Hell, I'm willing to try it simply to see what happens...)
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3/25/10
A reminder.
Since Kade is still in L.A., here are some words from the wise...
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3/23/10
3/15/10
Kennerley vs. Kade
Recently I cut & pasted a comment from Kade’s site asking if there was a Kade drinking game. Well, after looking in “the archives”, I found it…
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3/11/10
The lie counter.
Criticism of the March 5th, 2010 blog post entitled “The Fountain of Kade”:
Being The Brand and the man that will be the biggest celebrity and award winning actor and author in the world
Lie #1.
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Being The Brand and the man that will be the biggest celebrity and award winning actor and author in the world
Lie #1.
3/8/10
Awesome voicemail.
I spend a good deal of time coming up with joke voicemails for our lisping hero, but once in awhile someone will call in with something that simply blows everything I've done completely away. After hearing the message, I clapped for the man who left it. Not only was he right on every point he made, but the sincerity and passion in his voice was both hilarious and heartwarming.
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3/4/10
Weekly catch-up
I’m going to start with a few items that I should have included in the last post I did (which was “Showtime, Kadester!”):
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3/1/10
Gutter Trash
Three paths to becoming middle-aged gutter trash.
Left: Lindsay Furman, undereducated, low-self-esteem New Jersey spawn with a bad dye job and cheap clip on bangs who looks about 35 and dates a parade of loser guys (party promoters and the like).
Center: Arthur Kade, a.k.a. Lispy McSlobberfuck, mentally ill 32 yr old unemployed cokehead famewhore.
Right: Sabrina Strickland, former stripper, constantly in debt, gunt-having, dating fellow middle aged trainwreck w/ criminal record, Randy Wittenberg.
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Left: Lindsay Furman, undereducated, low-self-esteem New Jersey spawn with a bad dye job and cheap clip on bangs who looks about 35 and dates a parade of loser guys (party promoters and the like).
Center: Arthur Kade, a.k.a. Lispy McSlobberfuck, mentally ill 32 yr old unemployed cokehead famewhore.
Right: Sabrina Strickland, former stripper, constantly in debt, gunt-having, dating fellow middle aged trainwreck w/ criminal record, Randy Wittenberg.
Three methods, one result. Gutter trash.
Above: a cockgobbling mental patient in his natural habitat.
2/23/10
Showtime, Kadester!
To help spread Arthur's popularity, I've created the following video for the Gen pop in order that they may understand the greatness that now befalls them...
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