8/31/09

Kadocchio and GN-etto

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79 comments:

  1. hahahahahahhahahahahah. i'm dying of laughter!!! a million A+'s for whoever designed that!!!

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  2. This website reminds me of a crappy movie based on an SNL skit. I guess this was funny the first few days. But now? Time to move on guys, sorry.

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  3. Amazing. Thanks for creating this site, Lego Wig... keeps getting better and better.

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  4. you guys suck! i just sucked soda up my nose bc i was sipping on a sprite while reading this...

    my nose burns like hell and i can't stop laughing now

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  5. Kade makes a perfect pinocchio, he's a huge fucking liar and his nose will always be disproportiately grotesk. He looks like he had a very bad nose job, I hope he at least has that excuse. Maybe he's just a hook nose Russian Jew?

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  6. Pretty accurate too since it seems everytime Arthur lies, his nose gets bigger!

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  7. wow Mike Fazio is Arthur Kade with money

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  8. GN posted #2 up top. She usually gets here soon after we post bc we tweet the posts to her using our twitter account.

    Good stuff. Rock on, girl.

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  9. and I posted #3. Don't like it honey than hit the damn road

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  10. it looks like GN Kang has a Lego wig in that pic

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  11. We need to call GN Kang sugar tits. She wanted those things, that's the name she gets

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  12. GN Kang! pan faced HOOKER!

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  13. Wanna know something worse than root canals?

    My cock.

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  14. still think you guys can post anything you want about kade and hide behind the walls of anonymity?

    see this link: http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20090819/on-the-internet-everybody-knows-youre-a-name-caller-google-unmasks-the-skank-blogger/?reflink=ATD_yahoo_ticker

    if you can actually get your hands on the court docs, not only was the identity of the owner of the blog identified, so was the identity of the the commenter who who called liskula a "skank" and a "ho."

    i'm pretty sure many commenters on here have called kade much worse things not to mention things written about some of the "players"...

    let the games begin. act 1 to come soon.

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  15. everybody knows "you're" name?...right


    fuck you.

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  16. I am so fucking scared that I will post with my full name. Again. For the 1000th time.

    Come and get me, you sugar titted skank.

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  17. The blogger who called that skank a skank was mad she was unmasked. There is nothing the skank can actually do about it. There was no libel, as there is no libel here. Everything written is true - you are a fake-tit having, wanna be fame whore. You admit it on a daily basis.

    You made your bed, skank...now lie down in it and spread.

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  18. hey Let the games,

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    You really want to go this route? I understand you're desperate and everything. But think about your reputation as a radio host. Just walk away.

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  19. that case is still pending, and Kade is a loser anyway, you can't defame a total worthless poor person.

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  20. Maybe legowig kade should have thought about the possibility of revealing his sex offender dad, his mom, and army of blights on society...I personally don't give a shit if that greasy, pimpled cokehead knows who I am. Fuck him and you.

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  21. it wasn't my idea for Kade to not look for a real job and instead become a blogger. Oh I'm sorry a "actor, model, celebrity" HOW PATHETIC!!!

    I guess he's saying it's his haters' fault he didn't make it, not the Youtube account with 1 star videos and a blog filled with 99% nasty comments.

    Face it, Kade sucks, he will always suck, he will suck even more as time goes on. The best thing he could do right now is return to the private sector. But he's a moron, so he'll keep doing what he's doing.

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  22. I seriously can't think of a single private-sector job that Kade could perform. I'm not even joking. He would fuck up anything he touched. Teacher? Restaurant manager? Janitor? All beyond his abilities, as has been proven.

    Perhaps a government job as tool booth operator, huffing exhaust all day. But nothing more than that.

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  23. That's my point Matt. See, we're not causing Arthur Kade to lose any money by insulting him on the internet. Why? Because he's worthless. Look, he has no talent. It is very obvious that even with thousands more hours of practice (which he will never do because he'd rather go see the fucking Phillies or buy models drinks at G), he will never get better.

    I will never be an F-16 Pilot. I know this well, that's why I don't go around telling everyone that I'm going to change the game when I have never even been in a F-16.

    Delusions of grandeur sums up Arthur Kade's mentality to a tee.

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  24. I know a place Arthur would be perfect for. Starbucks. I'll even fill out the application for you Artie, since your written communication skills are so severely lacking. Who knows how he even got the job at Ameriprise. He must have lost his mind on the monotony and now that's why he went crazy and invented the monster that is "Kade"

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  25. shit she disappearedAugust 31, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    First things first, let's NOT call G.N. Kang sugar tits. Why? Because that implies there's something pleasurable about sucking her grossly shaped, plastic tits. I suggest we stick to calling her lego tits; it's just more accurate. She has two deformed blocks of plastic that no one other than a 12 year old would like to chew on.

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  26. Al-Kade-a terrorism seems to be on yellow alert status...

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  27. shit she disappearedAugust 31, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    @ Lego tits G Kang

    Do. Your. Fucking. Worst.

    Is this the best idea you and your fucking MENSA of morons could come up with to close down legowigkade.blogpost.com? It's hard to believe that the organ grinder is as dumb as her fucking crazed, coked out monkey.

    I'd actually pay Chad "lionel hutz" Boonswang's legal fees (which I assume are two warm meals and a cod per case) to see you dunces in front of a judge. If the cheap silicone they filled out your tits with hadn't leaked into your feeble brain you would have realized that a lot of the regular commenters are a)employed b)successful c) richer than you and your band of idiots. So even if you offered to blow the judge with your carny fair balloon lips, the case would be dismissed. So ahead you dumb cunt, do your worst. I'll fucking follow you laughing into the court room.

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  28. Good point. Lego tits it is. More accurate.

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  29. Welcome to Starbucks, can I take your order?

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  30. One balls-ass Vente, coming right up!

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  31. this probably sounds illegal.. but who else would pay 500 bucks a person to line up all the "players" and spray them with horse semen for about an hour..

    anyone in?

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  32. @ACT1 as long as they are not stalking Kade, and they avoid insulting anyone else (probably want to back off of "Kang" a bit), I think they are OK. His site invited insults.

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  33. This site is funny even though it is a little creepy, but it will be taken down soon. Doubt anyone will get in trouble though.

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  34. I'll take that bet for $500, Miss Anonymous. The bet about it being taken down soon. I'll bet on the "no it won't" side.

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  35. Heres a picture of my, Art, and his owner, Ron Hansen. We really want to be famous. Please help us get there.

    Http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=972rso&s=3

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  36. shit she disappearedAugust 31, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    I'm with Matt. They can't take it down. Everything the authors of this blog have posted so far falls squarely into what is permisible under the law. They have not fabricated anything about Kade and the humor qualifies as parody. Write me down for $500 as well lego tits.

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  37. shit she disappearedAugust 31, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    And in case you were wondering, the authors are not responsible for the comments left on the block. Otherwise every other internet site would be closed down.

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  38. @ Act 1,

    I know that was your feeble attempt to stop people from criticizing Kadyshes and G-N Kang (very probably you), but you and whomever you consulted need to learn a little bit about the law. Searching the internet for an article that might be helpful (but probably isn't) isn't enough. There is an entire body of law that cuts against you. A minor holding in one New York STATE COURT certainly is not binding on any Pennsylvania Court. Dozens of cases in other jurisdictions protect such information from revelation, and a Pennsylvania Court likely would find the overwhelming number of those cases (in addition to the requirement that a plaintiff seeking such information bears the burden to demonstrate a need) much more persuasive than one ruling in a NY court.

    It seems you do not understand that a defamation claim is almost impossible to win. Defamation requires that the plaintiff prove: (1) a defamatory statement was made; (2) it was published to a third person; and (3) the author of the statement knew, or should have known, the statement was false.

    Truth is an absolute defense to a defamation claim. Moreover, it is not enough that part of a statement is false, the entire overall substance of the statement must be false. Finally, as you should have learned before you entered high school, an opinion cannot be proven to be true or false.

    Additionally, both Kadyshes and G-N Kang qualify as what is called "limited-purpose public figures" in the defamation realm. G-N Kang is on a daily radio show broadcast over the public airwaves, plays in the Underwear Football League, and generally promotes herself publicly (just check out her website). Kadyshes has chosen to put themselves into the public sphere by marketing his website, doing radio, TV, and print interviews (note that you are not a celebrity if you are a limited-purpose public figure for defamation purposes). In addition to the burden of proving knowledge of a false statement, a limited-purpose public figure must satisfy the additional requirement of proving actual malice or reckless disregard of truth. That is an unbelievably high hurdle to surmount.

    Sorry honey, but you have no viable defamation claim based on the opinions and other statements included on this site.

    You wanted the benefits of fame, G-N, but you have to learn to live with the negativity when you choose to follow the wrong path.

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  39. shit she disappearedAugust 31, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    @ Anonymous 9:55 P.M.

    Bravo sir. You see that Lego Tits? You just got schooled. Hope you get a better attorney than Chad "I can't believe it's a law firm" Boonswanker.

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  40. Wow--every post that doesn't conform to your views is by Kade or his buddies?

    Of course the site can be taken down. It happens all the time. Google can do whatever they want.

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  41. Fall on either side you want. But either way, you have to admit there is an awful lot of jealousy on here. I doubt people would be so mad at Chad Boonswang if he didn't apparently have a lot of money and so on with GN Kang (good job, presumably money), and down the line.

    Seems a bit sad to me. I'm sure there are a lot of commenters on here who could spend their time more wisely trying to do better at their respective jobs and advance within their careers.

    Just an observation.

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  42. Heather, honey--put the link in your name. Please don't make type that out.

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  43. People actually take the time to make Arthur Kade art? That's......so sad

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  44. You people are kind of pathetic. Wait---I must be Arthur Kade! Or G-N Kang! There is no other explanation!

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  45. Attention everyone! I am about to say something that is not slobbering praise of this blog! That is proof the I am one of Kade's supporters or Kade himself!

    You people really, really need to get a life. I mean seriously.

    That is all! Arthur Kade or G-N Kang or someone else in Kade's crew out! Because it could not possibly be anyone else!

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  46. This blog is great! You are so witty! It just keeps getting better and better! Keep that art coming! Good job!
    Legowig for president!

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  47. @Shit she

    "you got schooled"! Awesome comment! Yeah! Great posting!

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  48. @Matt Beauchamp

    You posted your real name! WOW! You are so brave! You're my hero!

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  49. Why are we arguing when there's a new Kween video up?!

    HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO BITCHES!!!

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  50. @The Mighty Douche

    There's no argument! Everyone in the world except Arthur and his crew are in total agreement! This website is perfect!

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  51. I have a question about the Ameriprise Financial thing. A few years ago, a buddy of mine from work suddenly starts asking me questions about my investments and whether I planning for my retirement. Then, he invited me to come to a meeting with a "friend" of his who wanted to tell me about a "great opportunity" and the possibility of earning "upwards of six figures a year."

    I totally knew what was coming, but because I liked the guy, I went to this meeting with his friend. Sure enough, it was one of those Amway set ups wherein you become an "employee" of the nebulous company and exploit your friends and family to also become "employees." [Beats me why this stuff is still around. Hasn't everybody caught on to this scam yet?]

    So to the best of my recollection, my buddy at work was flying under the flag of Ameriprise Financial. Is that what Kade was doing? The guy from my job was nice enough, but I don't know that I'd let him plan my retirement for me, even after he took the Saturday afternoon seminar where they allegedly taught him all there is to know about personal financial planning.

    So was Kade's job a multi-level marketing deal?

    Anybody?

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  52. @Drew

    Yes we need to find that out! Because finding that out would rule!

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  53. From the spate of pro-Kade posts, it appears that some of Kade's Krew just got back from their drinking and are feeling brave...in an anonymous kind of way, as usual.

    I can't speak for everyone, but I'm hardly jealous of people with money. It's the pussies who got it from Daddy and then act like their shit doesn't stink that irritate the fuck out of me. That sounds like Kade's Krew to me, tho I don't live in Philly and have never seen them in action. I knew assholes like that in college.

    I have no doubt I could buy any of those clowns 3 times over...and I did it myself, working several jobs when younger. I have the utmost respect for the "real" wealthy - and they are usually the ones you'd never guess. They drive modest cars, live in modest houses and engage in real hobbies...not the hobby of going to the same stupid club every night and spending $500 on a $50 bottle of vodka.

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  54. @Matt
    Of course it has to be Kade! Or his crew! Who else could it be? It is simply not within the realm of possibility for it to be anyone else!
    You can buy clowns! Three times over! You are a god!

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  55. "spate"

    I like the word "spate".

    "spate". Yup. I like it.

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  56. I am Spate!
    I am your biggest fan!

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  57. ****Disclaimer****
    The views and/or opinions expressed by Kudos do not necessarily reflect the views and/or opinions of the owners and/or operators of this blog…

    I not afraid to say what’s on my mind, I’ll get right to the point

    Go ahead and pull your racist card (I don’t care)… The burst of “This site sucks, anti this and that, your going down fuckers, you say this but you do that, I warned you, leave GN out, etc., etc.” all have a slight but distinct Asian verbiage and demeanor. Say I’m profiling, stereotyping, and being a bigot…I don’t care.

    Now get ready to pull your misogynist card (I don’t care)… These same previously mentioned post also emanate a “I am one pissed bitch” tone that’s quite discernable by those with professional experience (any one else married, or spend considerable time with a female?) that qualifies them as experts in such matters. Call me a women hater, a chauvinist pig, an asshole. I don’t care. I really don’t care how much this pisses you off. I don’t.

    Get ready. Are you ready? Prepare yourself… I think (at least it seams like) that maybe (There's a chance that) perhaps (it could be) the aforementioned post are all in fact (maybe) the one and only GN (in the house)(cue applause sign). I’ll elaborate; I eliminated the possibility of a common troll (see above) then I noted the desperate tone that seemed to transform into angry retorts and finally becoming bitter and sarcastic with constant attempts at deception. (While maintaining a hint of Asian heritage, and spiced heavily with hormonal rage, with an aroma of desperation and frustration). (I also can smell silicon and/or saline over the Internet, mostly on blogs.) All this plus your threats and noticeable blocks of time when you have opportunity to post (a la maniac style) and blocks of time you were engaged in some activity when you couldn’t post. And guess what… the previously mentioned ‘problem post’ disappeared also. Hater, Kade hater, jealous, cunt, Lego…Call me anything you want. I don’t care what you say or think. You can’t scare me with your threats. You’re not going to bring anything or anyone down. Except yourself.

    And, just so you know, I’m not going to respond to your response, just to piss you off more…hooker

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  58. Medium African ChildSeptember 1, 2009 at 2:01 AM

    Dear Father Arthur,

    What is sugar tits? We do not have this sugar in the village, when we want sweetness we must travel many many mile over the savannah where the hippopotamus roam and the gazelle and the wildebeest play to the land of bees where there are tall trees which we must climb.

    It is is very hard, and sometimes when we lick the nests of bees they become angry and sting us. Sometimes we fall from the trees and die.

    Please send us these tits of sugar so that we can protect our people and no more of us will die licking honey from the nests of bees high up in the Mbongo tree.

    I send you greeting and felicitations from the dark heart of Africa


    Medium African Child

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  59. @Kudos
    Wow! You're just like Sherlock Holmes! And you don't care what people think of you! And nothing scares you! Can this website possibly get any better!

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  60. @Kudos
    "blocks of time...when you couldn't post"
    Would that be.....having a life? Of course Kudos doesn't have a life! He can smell asians! Of course any post that does not conform to your views comes from Kade or his gang! How could there be any other possibility? Wow, this website rules!

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  61. Yes it could. And I bet your smart enough to know how.

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  62. "yes it could"
    Wow you are so cool!

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  63. He didn’t say he could smell asians. ”Silicone and saline”. But none of that matters to a troll now does it? Everyone can smell an asshole. Wow, it can get better, thanks

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  64. What's the Arthur Kade endgame? He's actually received a few genuine offers and he hasn't acted on them, either because he doesn't understand them or maybe through fear? Don't know. What happens next? More of the same?

    He is persistent enough to break through somewhere, but he just needs to ameliorate some of his extremely gross habits.

    Al-Kade-a out.

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  65. GN Kang smells like failure and shame. I bet your family expected more from you, didn't they? I bet you're the only one who isn't successful. I bet that your father hates your for playing panty football, and he probably won't even speak to you for all of the embarassment you have caused him. I bet he regrets working hard to provide a good life and opportunities for his children, when one clearly only aspires to be a shameful whore. Shame on you for spitting in your family's face.

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  66. I wonder if Lego Tits thinks about the trolls or pervs that show any interest in Panty Football? They're only there to masturbate in public in the faint hope of seeing a deformed-by-cosmetic-surgery nipple pop out of cheap, bought-in-a-stripmall lingerie. But then, she probably does think about them because to her (and other attention whores), any attention is good attention. I agree with the above poster. Knowing something about Asian culture, I'm sure her parents are (silently) disgusted with her. And rightfully so.

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  67. TattooedLunaChic/VegasGrrlSeptember 1, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    The whole thing with these so called "threats" is so damn silly. Why don't you fucking DO SOMETHING, other than cry on here? And for someone who likes to point fingers at everyone else on here, saying we don't have a life, you sure spend alot of time on here yourself.

    Oh, and thanks for the morning laugh Medium African Child!

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  68. Senator Arthur Kade of Massachusetts proposes the following:

    *All armed forces personnel will wear T-shirts into battle. Amendments will be accepted on the shirts' design.

    *All obese children and their mothers will be ... disposed of.

    *All women below an 8.37 will be denied health care.

    *The government will supply saline implants to Asians to help prevent injury from their bad driving.

    *It's now the United Kades of America, bitches.

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  69. Legally Clueless and from Another Continent!September 1, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    All this shit from Lego-Tits and her cohort is hilarious! Threatening you with legal action? WTF? I live in the UK and I realise that our legal systems are very different. Furthermore, I'm not a lawyer. But my understanding of defamation in a legal sense is that the complainant must have, in the first place, a reputation to defend and, secondly, must be able to demonstrate that the defamation caused material damage to that reputation- in, for instance, financial terms.

    So as far as Kadyshes is concerned there would never be a case to answer. He has no "reputation" (professional, social or otherwise)as such, beyond being a fucking buffoon. He has no income to speak of dependent on that "reputation" so can't prove that the "defamation" caused damage or suffering of any kind.

    The world and his brother calling him a douche/asshole/psycho/friend of lego-tits etc etc would surely, in legal terms, be considered "fair comment".

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  70. man this pan faced asian hooker is angry!!!

    there is even someone defending fucking Boonswang!! That's when you know it's hit the bottom..

    christ this crew needs to be put in an institution..

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  71. @Drew

    I don't know a ton about Ameriprise, but they were recruiting me during my senior year of college and I went to a couple meetings/interviews. I also have a couple friends who work there. From my understanding, it's just a financial advising position. The advisors are not actually trying to recruit people "under them."

    You might be thinking of Primerica, which definitely is MLM.

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  72. Just to clarify further, here is a link to a long running blog that I stumbled into after officer john pawlowskis murder, this is actually a second incarnation (originally called ghetto bragging rights). It calls for and promotes violent black uprisings, the murder of police officers BY NAME, the raping of white women and praises some of the most disgusting acts of violence in our country. Commenters typically exchange death threats, use every racial slur in the book and propose locations and meeting times to confront (and murder) one another. This incredibly offensive blog that will make your stomach turn has never comepletely been silenced, no names have ever been revealed and I know for a fact armies of upstanding internet users e-mail on a daily basis to shut this down. So.... I dont think calling Kang a chink is going to shut this site down let alone send us to jail.
    see for yourself:
    underprivilegedamerica.wordpress.com

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