9/3/09

Reflection

Wanna guess what this post is about?  If you said, "I'll bet it's about how this delusional Lego Wigged moron has changed the biz, banged hot chicks, drank booze at clubs, talked to his dead grandmother and thanked her for giving him to the world."  Or,  in other  words, EXACTLY what every other post is about, you'd ALMOST be right.  What did you leave out?  You forgot to guess that he'd also associate himself with Nelson Mandela.  More totally insane and delusional ramblings from El Lego Wig, Arthur Kadyshes....
While talking to my father today about all the amazing things that are happening in “The Journey”, I got a call from one of my best friends who is turning 30, and we are throwing him the “Party of the Century” at Dusk this Saturday (We have an amazing table, and there will be 18-20 people with bottles of yellow and blue top flowin’, “Kade Style”), and we started talking about how turning 30 really means “Reality”. Him and I have shared so many memories through our 20’s, and he can testify that no one has brought the pain like Arthur Kade, and as were laughing about various stories in Vegas, Miami, and even Minneapolis, I told him, “Dude it’s over, because life is now for real. We have to worry about health, our dicks getting hard, making money, and we can’t just chalk it up to “”Whatever”" anymore”, and that’s when “It” hit me like A TON OF BRICKS. Life is a joke for people like me because I see the Gen Pop struggling to live some semblance of it, and meanwhile I accomplish everything I want, and achieve greatness people can’t touch, but it has become so ordinary to me that I lose touch with what it takes to get there.
Yes, I am a growing international celebrity and soon to be famous award winning actor. Yes, I am great looking, intelligent, and charming. Yes, I am set up financially for several years to pursue a dream. Yes, I am The Brand, and a Media phenomenon (having been featured in International Press, filmed with Movie Stars, gotten Movie and TV Speaking Parts, Worked with Top Acting Coaches, Partied at The Best Clubs, Modeled i Fashion Shows, Created New Fashion trends and photographed with Top Photographers, and Most of all, matured into a Professional Working Actor)l, that has redefined cultural, social, and racial boundaries. Yes, I am also 31, and getting older, while other boys around me are 10 years younger, and going for the same dream. That’s when I took a step back, and said to myself, “I have so much to thank god for, and that he has put me on the Earth, and allowed me to change people’s lives, and create an example of hope, vision, and freedom is like great people like Nelson Mandela, and I need to be more thankful”. I live so much for the future that sometimes I lose the value of the past.
I jumped in my car, and drove to Northeast Philly to the cemetery where my grandmother is buried, and stopped by to say thank you for everything she created, and the man that has given the masses inspiration, and started a revolution of culture and belief. I told her stone, “Babushka, all my dream are coming true, I have millions around the world who know and support your grandson, I will be rich and very famous soon, and more than anything you should be proud of the man you raised, and how he has lived life (Slept with so many beautiful girls, made more money than almost anyone, travelled the world, and become a growing icon), and I could have never done any of it without you”.
I could feel her coming down from Heaven, smiling at me, and saying, “Keep doing what you are doing. We are all so proud of you, and one day you will join us here to show everyone up here the potential that has made you a major figure and influence in the future history of the world”, and I got in my car after we talked and drove away. Now that I am 5.993 months into “The Journey”, and am far ahead of the schedule that any mortal could have imagined (My other friend said today, “You are rewriting the record books for the entertainment world”, and I responded, “No Mater what anyone says, nobody can argue that what I have done has never been done before, and what I am about to do will change “The Biz” forever and put me up there with Brando, Pacino, Bogart, and Day-Lewis” ). I think it is a good point to take a deep breath, say “Thank You” to everyone (Although I feel like maybe they should say thank you to me for everything I have done), and tell my fans around the world that the next 6 months will be groundbreaking, unique, and more than anything, “Kade Style” to the next level.
Top Quotes of the night:
1) “I used to think you were a complete asshole, but I think you are a really great guy, and have a tremendous amount of respect for you”
2) “Was she a Philly 9 or KA 9?”…With my response, “There are no KA 9’s in Philly”
3) “Sometimes I feel like philly consists of 10 people. And I slept w all of them”
4) “Congratulations on your new speaking role, I know you will do great playing a gay doctor”
5) “I love butt-plugs”
“When a hot girl tells you that she has never done anal, tell her that she has never lived life”….Arthur Kade…09/02/09

43 comments:

  1. The ghost of Cindy BradySeptember 3, 2009 at 3:14 AM

    First!

    Kade, you suck.

    That is all

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  2. WOW... Where the fuck to begin.... In one post arthur gayde made some of his most ridiclous comments yet...

    He said his GRANDMA would be proud of how many women he slept with... Hahhahah

    Did arthur actually openly admit to liking butt-plugs? Did i miss something?

    And of course kade's on his usual bullshit about actually being an actor, visionary, etc... HAH

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  3. The ghost of Cindy BradySeptember 3, 2009 at 3:25 AM

    I don't like the feeilnguh . . . Am I eatingkah? . . . [start whining] Now I'm tharting to get interethted [continue whining until confusion sets in.

    Did you know you sound like a whining little girl by the time you get past the "I'm interested" section? Is that what you're going for?

    Funny. The second video your "accent" is even worse. "people call datinguh". Still whining, but you kept it a little bit more under control. Still whiny. Still struggling. Still awkward. Still Kade-style, like Mandela.

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  4. “I love butt plugs”…no new news there. The question is “where”?

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  5. Could we please have some kind of indication when these level changes occur? I, for one, am having trouble spotting them. They all look like the same shitty level you started at. Little help please?

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  6. This has to be bullshit. Quotes 4 and 5 are just too outrageous, even for The Brand. This surely must be some kind of elaborate hoax.

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  7. KAIDS stompin' on Granny's bonesSeptember 3, 2009 at 4:11 AM

    You didn't by chance step in the steaming turd I left at your Babushka's plot, did you?

    I only ask because it's AMAZING for Shit to step in shit.

    Keep fuckin' failing at it Kade-style.

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  8. GN is as sick as monkade boy. Any one who supports or encourages his butt plug-loving ass is a sick fucker. Someone needs to intervene. I’m being serious, this fucker is wrong on every “level” and so is his fan. Asian fetish? Not for you GN, you crippled bitch. Get help.

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  9. No one told the plugged monkey they thought he was a great guy. (except maybe saline kween)

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  10. You can bet "babushka’s" rolling over in her grave. For Qade’s parents, this must be like seeing your child starring in a hardcore adult movie. For whatever sins they may have committed, this is more punishment than they deserve. Arthur, you are the true hater.

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  11. How much longer can it be before someone flattens ‘fuckedinthehead’? Doug, RBP, GNKang and the rest are fucked up too. What could possibly motivate someone to encourage this asshole?

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  13. Jealous losers are all mad they can't get no sucky sucky for 5 dolla. Which coincidentally is the amount needed to be loved for a significant period of time.

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  14. man he just gets worsth andth worsther in every clip that "ouch ouch your stepping on my hair" bit is so fucking hilarious

    he really shouldn't be doing any movie bits for his auditions. that just shows that he's a wannabe actor. a real and respected mololugur would be a stage bit. something where, you know, Arthus wouldn't get all his fucking cues from an existing performance. it shows zero originality


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    I DO think this is all real, and I DON'T think that anyone writes his posts. he just has some ADD/OCD/Asperger's/trauma shit in his life and he has zero societal skills. his posts and video clips are all manic bouts of (what I'm sure he calls) " """inspirathion""

    he's a semi-retarded adult. it's simple

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  15. Nobody better than Arthur would know that until you have received anal sex, you have not lived!

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  16. This may be the most delusionally retarded post yet. You suck, Arthur.

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  17. When I check Cock Gobbler's site to see if he's posted anything new for us to put up over here I have to read his shit to see what type of introduction I can put to it. This is the most frustrating thing to do. EVER. It's just so stupid that my brain spins out of control and I really can't even think of anything to say. He's a fucking moron, he is delusional and if this shit isn't fake he's got some of the worst personality defects ever imagined. To the point where it should be debilitating. Who the fuck has ever described a period of time as 5.993 months??? Does he break months down by the hour? The minute? God, I hope he pulls a DJ AM... and soon.

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  18. Arthur, if you really knew the kind of man you are now, and if you really attributed any of that to your grandma, you would have spit on her grave. If she's responsible for even 1/10th of what you've become, she is just as worthless as you.

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  19. This is the one of the most offensive posts yet. Is he real? This has to be a hoax, right? Right?

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  20. Wait--stop the presses--I took from this post that A.) Arthur has issues keeping his dick hard and B.) Arthur really likes butt secks. Surprised?

    Only that he's finally admitting it.

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  21. Alright Arthur you got the message about tank tops now lets grow that goatee.

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  22. What does "bottles of yellow and blue top flowin' " mean?
    I would be grateful if someone could interpret Kade to English.

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  23. TattooedLunaChic/VegasGrrlSeptember 3, 2009 at 7:10 AM

    Hey Artbuttfunkle!

    Bend over bitch! Take it like a man.....greasy hand.....Fist-Fuck!!!!

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  24. It's funny, going through the comments last night and reading GN and her merry band of idiots shit, I actually feel sorry for them. If you look at the context of their comments it's all about winning, or look at me I have more this or that. Being fake and materialistic shows extreme insecurity. "Look my monkey's site has more hits; I haven't totally ruined my life with this". Ignoring the obvious and promoting the insignificant to make yourself feel better is just really, really sad.

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  25. 2009 will forever be known in my memory as the summer of kade and that is not a good thing. What a waste.

    Hangin'

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  26. I pity the dead mee-maw.

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  27. Arthur, let me be as clear as possible about your most recent post: BOR-ING! Yawn, yawn, yawn. Would you please stop recycling posts?

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  28. Kade will talk to the dead. He will lie to them.

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  29. The thing that jumped right into my head reading this post was that Kade's roommate through him out, at least for the night, and he needed a place to crash. Hence his trip up to his grandmother's grave.

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  30. I'm pretty sure....

    Blue Top - Bottle of Grey Goose
    Yellow Top - Bottle of Cristal or Dom

    Just another example of douche boy trying to be cool. It's what rappers say. What are the chances that he actually kicks up some money to help pay for those bottles? I'd say 0%.

    The real question is: who the fuck would actually hang out with this clown?

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  31. That lisp is not going away. ever. It's a deal breaker. Even if arthur could act, that lisp would bar him from getting any speaking roles.

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  32. Arthur

    why don't you rise up to a challenge and take us up on a REAL email style Q&A

    reply with specific and direct answers and facts backed up with photo or scanned evidence. for instance, if I asked you your stats as a Temple basketball starter, provide pics and stats from both your and Temple's resources

    if someone asks you about yout International Kade Style life, provide photos (with you in them) of your vacations


    do this.

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  33. Hey Everyone,

    Just getting ready for practice and ran out of tape. Need to figure out another way to keep this big old cock strapped to my leg.

    GN Kang

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  34. Someone needs to call the cops, break in and burn me to a crisp. I have AIDS, herp, the clap, some anal warts and leaky ass juice in here. FML.

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  35. Click on my name and be transported to a place where you can purchase your very own lego wig to sport at while at home, the office, a local gym, or when you're balls deep in some tight pussy. Or ladies, feel free to sport it when you're vacuuming, working in the kitchen, doing laundry or keeping your mouth shut when the men are speaking. That's nice...

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  36. Jew Steel hasn't been to too many canasta evenings with the old broads, but would hazzard a guess that as they're sipping their mimosas and rifling through their pocket books for coupons, they're boasting about how their grandson Johnny just gave them a fourth great-grandchild or how Janey just graduated summa cum laude from MIT. They are not, repeat not boasting about how many beautiful chicks their grandson Arthur has porked, or how many bottles of yellow and blue top he bought in the Mogul Room. Arthur, your poor grandmother would be so ashamed of you, right now.

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  37. @I am the lego wig...

    We all may need to buy those and hold a giant party in Philly. Somehow I think the entire city will be laughing WITH us AT the deluded one.

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  38. I like the idea of Arthur talking to his rapist/abortionist dad about how their dicks can't get hard anymore. Then daddy turns to Kade and says I bet I can make your dick hard and Arthur whips it out and we see how all this shit began.

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  39. @ MC 900 Foot...

    Maybe you can wear it the next time your boyfriend fucks you in the dirtstar "Kade Style".

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  40. Earlier in the day there were pictures accompanying the above post of Arthur at dinner with two skanks - one brunette, one blonde. Within an hour the pics of the blonde skank - I'd rate her a Scranton 3.5 - were pulled, leaving only Artie and Skank #1 (Jersey blue-collar hag - maybe a 3 if I was very, very drunk). THAT is balls-ass domination, Kade Style.

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  41. Wow, it seems that even the great Arthur Kadushes doesn't beleive his own "hype" anymore. There is no way he can believe that he has made more money than anyone besides a Walmart greeter...

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  42. lisp still evident. try again douchebag.

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