He also worries that a child "would detract my ability to jump on a jet and go anywhere in the world like I do now." The problem? Arthur Kade has flown on an airplane ONCE this year, to Los Angeles. He is not a jet setter as he likes to think he is. He doesn't even know what the term means.
He then worries about whether or not he would be jealous of a daughter becoming more famous than him. He worries about which "10" he will have to handpick to ensure the child will be beautiful. Guess what Arthur - you could pick the most amazing woman on earth to make a child with, and there's a big catch you're overlooking: the child would be half you - an ugly, deranged psychopath with the genes of losers and fools. No supermodel on earth could make up for the fact that any spawn of yours will very likely be just as hideous no matter what womb they come from.
Finally, we're pretty sure that Kade is lying about being in the Mogul Room. Why? They don't allow photos in there. Would he really be stupid enough to try and ruin his precious mogul room cred by taking a video there to brag about? Wait, he probably would... We also think it's pretty funny that in almost all of the photos in public, he's got his hat on and pulled as tightly as possible to his skull. Trying to hide that clown like dye job Arthur?
The latest from arthurkade.com:
While purely and utterly doing an amazing domination of G Last Night (2 girls from Kade Nation came up to me while I was outside The Mogul Room and doing shots with my favorite bartender Tony, and danced around me telling me they were my top fans ((I should’ve asked them to show me their boobs to prove it))), I met up with the daughter of a friend who is also an actor, and a super cool guy. She met me at G, and was an extremely nice girl, and eventhough we only hung out for a few minutes, I showed her and her friends, the club, The Mogul Room, and what “Kade Style” is all about (Everyone was greeting me, kissing me, loving me), and when she was leaving, I was genuinely concerned about her welfare and getting home OK. I would never Kade her because I have too much respect for her father, but on the way to Z Bar, this wave of emotions got me thinking about why I actually cared about making sure she got home safe and had a good time. That’s when it hit me, “I’m 31, a celebrity, a rising actor, so maybe I am ready to be a father”.
I started realizing, maybe it is getting time for me to think about producing a beautiful daughter for myself, so that I could have something to take care of, and introduce her to “The Biz”, and even use her to pick up girls in the park or on the street. I have always had doubts about whether I wanted to have children (I feel like they would detract my ability to jump on a jet and go anywhere in the world like I do now), but last night I felt emotions that weren’t just about someone being a 9 or 10, and what a girl is like in bed, but actual concern and want to impress someone. It was so strange, but once I was popping shots at Z, I was back to talking to 9’s in the club.
I was telling my friend on the phone today, “What if I breed an ugly daughter? Will I be looked at by “The Biz” as less of a man? Will the tabloids kill her? Brad and Angie have beautiful kids. Suri has got a super cool look. What if the child of Arthur Kade and “Supermodel X” ends up looking like Billy Joel’s and Christie’s Daughter (Eventhough my people told me she has Billy’s musical talent which has helped her)?” I want a daughter who adds to The Brand, and looks the part, because I can train her to be Elite and Non-Gen Pop, but do I want to have a situation where I have to pay for plastic surgeries and enhancements or what if the opposite happens and she become so big that “The Brand, Part 2″ becomes bigger than the original? Will that affect my ego and make jealous, or will the additional riches that come with a superstar “Little Kade” make my empire even larger and more legendary?
I also wonder what type of father will I be? Will I dote all over my daughter and give her all the spoils of living with an “A List” celeb (My new BBM name is “A Lister” which everyone seems to love) and make her “Daddy’s Little Girl”, or will I be a tough and demanding father who is too busy sleeping with gorgeous actresses and supermodels, and my daughter develops emotional insecurities and becomes the next Lindsay Lohan. What if my daughter is “Ridic Hot” and develops some weird attraction to me (Daughters always want someone like their father) because of who I am and I have to explain to her that is not socially acceptable and can not happen, and it really screws her brain up because her father rejects her? What if I leave her mother for a prettier upgrade (Like Tom Brady did to Bridget to go with Gisele) because Megan Fox wants to hang out? There are so many questions that have been going through my mind around whether or not I will be a Great Hollywood Dad, or will a fucked-up child hurt “The Journey”?. What if she tries to date a “Gen Popper?” Will I kick him out of my house, “Kade Style”, or teach her to embrace her welfare roots (I grew up on Welfare and it made me stronger) These are Some things to really think about, but the one thing that I am sure of is that I have to handpick which 10 I want to have kids with because it will give me the best chance of breeding well for The Brand and “The Journey”.
In the meantime, I am deciding if I am jumping on a train to NYC right now to hit The VMA afterparty with a couple friends at The Rivington. I heard Jigga and Diddy will be there, so I would probably be brought over to their table because I know people working on the rooftop, but it’s so much work getting motivated right now and I have more writing to do, and a scene from the movie “Doubt” to practice for class with Mike Lemon on Wednesday.
“Arthur Kade was once a man, but he has evolved into something more”….Arthur Kade…09/13/09
Here are pictures from the weekend (My hair was the talk of the town ((A girl said I looked like a “Young Rob Redford”), and a part of me is happy that I didn’t go to NYC because they were a lot of hot girls out the last two nights (The reopening of StrongBox was a Kadean Crowd, and my hair was a magnet for even more attention than I get already, a new Kween video, and a video from The Mogul Room at G: