9/13/09

Fatherhood - God help us all if Arthur Kade ever "breeds" something as worthless as him

We realize we're getting really repetitious lately by pointing out that Arthur Kade has topped himself again, and again, and again... But this latest post goes to completely new and deplorable territory with Kade fantasizing about fatherhood by saying "I’m 31, a celebrity, a rising actor, so maybe I am ready to be a father," and "maybe it is getting time for me to think about producing a beautiful daughter for myself, so that I could have something to take care of, and introduce her to “The Biz”, and even use her to pick up girls in the park or on the street." Yeah, really. That's exactly what a single guy needs - a daughter that doesn't have a mother so she can be used to pick up women. 


He also worries that a child "would detract my ability to jump on a jet and go anywhere in the world like I do now." The problem? Arthur Kade has flown on an airplane ONCE this year, to Los Angeles. He is not a jet setter as he likes to think he is. He doesn't even know what the term means.


He then worries about whether or not he would be jealous of a daughter becoming more famous than him. He worries about which "10" he will have to handpick to ensure the child will be beautiful. Guess what Arthur - you could pick the most amazing woman on earth to make a child with, and there's a big catch you're overlooking: the child would be half you - an ugly, deranged psychopath with the genes of losers and fools. No supermodel on earth could make up for the fact that any spawn of yours will very likely be just as hideous no matter what womb they come from. 


Finally, we're pretty sure that Kade is lying about being in the Mogul Room. Why? They don't allow photos in there. Would he really be stupid enough to try and ruin his precious mogul room cred by taking a video there to brag about? Wait, he probably would... We also think it's pretty funny that in almost all of the photos in public, he's got his hat on and pulled as tightly as possible to his skull. Trying to hide that clown like dye job Arthur? 

The latest from arthurkade.com:



While purely and utterly doing an amazing domination of G Last Night (2 girls from Kade Nation came up to me while I was outside The Mogul Room and doing shots with my favorite bartender Tony, and danced around me telling me they were my top fans ((I should’ve asked them to show me their boobs to prove it))), I met up with the daughter of a friend who is also an actor, and a super cool guy. She met me at G, and was an extremely nice girl, and eventhough we only hung out for a few minutes, I showed her and her friends, the club, The Mogul Room, and what “Kade Style” is all about (Everyone was greeting me, kissing me, loving me), and when she was leaving, I was genuinely concerned about her welfare and getting home OK. I would never Kade her because I have too much respect for her father, but on the way to Z Bar, this wave of emotions got me thinking about why I actually cared about making sure she got home safe and had a good time. That’s when it hit me, “I’m 31, a celebrity, a rising actor, so maybe I am ready to be a father”.
I started realizing, maybe it is getting time for me to think about producing a beautiful daughter for myself, so that I could have something to take care of, and introduce her to “The Biz”, and even use her to pick up girls in the park or on the street. I have always had doubts about whether I wanted to have children (I feel like they would detract my ability to jump on a jet and go anywhere in the world like I do now), but last night I felt emotions that weren’t just about someone being a 9 or 10, and what a girl is like in bed, but actual concern and want to impress someone. It was so strange, but once I was popping shots at Z, I was back to talking to 9’s in the club.
I was telling my friend on the phone today, “What if I breed an ugly daughter? Will I be looked at by “The Biz” as less of a man? Will the tabloids kill her? Brad and Angie have beautiful kids. Suri has got a super cool look. What if the child of Arthur Kade and “Supermodel X” ends up looking like Billy Joel’s and Christie’s Daughter (Eventhough my people told me she has Billy’s musical talent which has helped her)?” I want a daughter who adds to The Brand, and looks the part, because I can train her to be Elite and Non-Gen Pop, but do I want to have a situation where I have to pay for plastic surgeries and enhancements or what if the opposite happens and she become so big that “The Brand, Part 2″ becomes bigger than the original? Will that affect my ego and make jealous, or will the additional riches that come with a superstar “Little Kade” make my empire even larger and more legendary?
I also wonder what type of father will I be? Will I dote all over my daughter and give her all the spoils of living with an “A List” celeb (My new BBM name is “A Lister” which everyone seems to love) and make her “Daddy’s Little Girl”, or will I be a tough and demanding father who is too busy sleeping with gorgeous actresses and supermodels, and my daughter develops emotional insecurities and becomes the next Lindsay Lohan. What if my daughter is “Ridic Hot” and develops some weird attraction to me (Daughters always want someone like their father) because of who I am and I have to explain to her that is not socially acceptable and can not happen, and it really screws her brain up because her father rejects her? What if I leave her mother for a prettier upgrade (Like Tom Brady did to Bridget to go with Gisele) because Megan Fox wants to hang out? There are so many questions that have been going through my mind around whether or not I will be a Great Hollywood Dad, or will a fucked-up child hurt “The Journey”?. What if she tries to date a “Gen Popper?” Will I kick him out of my house, “Kade Style”, or teach her to embrace her welfare roots (I grew up on Welfare and it made me stronger) These are Some things to really think about, but the one thing that I am sure of is that I have to handpick which 10 I want to have kids with because it will give me the best chance of breeding well for The Brand and “The Journey”.
In the meantime, I am deciding if I am jumping on a train to NYC right now to hit The VMA afterparty with a couple friends at The Rivington. I heard Jigga and Diddy will be there, so I would probably be brought over to their table because I know people working on the rooftop, but it’s so much work getting motivated right now and I have more writing to do, and a scene from the movie “Doubt” to practice for class with Mike Lemon on Wednesday.
“Arthur Kade was once a man, but he has evolved into something more”….Arthur Kade…09/13/09
Here are pictures from the weekend (My hair was the talk of the town ((A girl said I looked like a “Young Rob Redford”), and a part of me is happy that I didn’t go to NYC because they were a lot of hot girls out the last two nights (The reopening of StrongBox was a Kadean Crowd, and my hair was a magnet for even more attention than I get already, a new Kween video, and a video from The Mogul Room at G:



























37 comments:

  1. I noticed that about his hair too. If he says his hair was the talk of the night, why was he trying to hide all night?

    But, he called you out on the Mogul room. Maybe you can have some people analyze the video to see if it was really taken in there. I noticed that it is extremely dark, so it's hard to tell. But some Philly insiders should be able to recognize if it's inside G.

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  2. why does kween ask for cheese & eggs?

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  3. The one post exposing AK was pretty good. The rest of your posts are as reptitive and boring as AK's original posts.

    He called you out on Mogul room. Dude, fact check and own his ass.

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  4. Since when has a tabloid published about his ban from the Mogul room?

    Anyway, the rest of his post is too sick for further comment.

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  5. Was in the Mogul Room last night -- Kade was there.

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  6. I think all of Arturd's recent posts about future offspring proves how desperate he is for someone to love him. He'll even make his own person if everyone else refuses to give him the affection and admiration he so desires. It's sad.

    I hope he's sterile.

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  7. Unfortunately I have to agree with 2:09 PM: Your famous posting exposing Kade and his posse was legendary. But all you've had to offer after that, are cynical comments on re-posts of his entries. I can get the same by reading the comments on his blog. Every day I come here in the hopes of some good new, raw material - just to be disappointed every time. You need to get into the investigative shit again, otherwise fear of falling into irrelevancy...

    And yes, he called you out on the Mogul Room.

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  8. Boycott G Loung and every place Arthur mentions. It's the only way.

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  9. Peeps ever think that he was banned from the Mogul room but sucked the right set of nuts to get back in? The info was correct when it came out but Art Attack may have a deep throat.

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  10. "why doe the Kween ask for Cheese and Eggs"

    @ Anon - LOL it's extasy he/she is asking for. He just says it really fast.

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  11. EW... the thought of him spawning is enough to make me lose dinner.

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  12. Uhhh... is he worried that his hypothetical daughter is going to be attracted to him?? There is more than one issue with this.

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  13. I really wonder how long until he gives this shit up?

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  14. Hair like that will ensure that no breeding happens. Ever.

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  15. Well now! The Kween has developed "thmell" and "tathte." Then she's all set to be featured on SNL!

    I mean, WTF.

    And on the daughter issue? I PREDICT: henceforth the reason AK 4.7 gives for not getting laid will be the additional threshold of wanting to "breed" a daughter with one of those Ovary People.

    As in, "She was a Philly 9.314205714, which is a New York 8.333333333, and she wanted me to give it to her """"Kade Style"""" but because she didn't happen to have anything from her gynecologist stating definitively that she was fertile, I went home and read through my back issues of USWeekly.

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  16. Ananuthathing...

    I could write a Master's Thesis on the crowd shot in whatever Exclusive Elite club that was. The one with the crappy drop ceiling spray-painted black. It must have been a Big Night in Philly, because everybody is wearing their best Old Navy purchases. And check out the... ummm... babe (I guess?) who used the electric blue eyeshadow--or possibly house paint--to give herself those weird raccoon eyes. As the immortal Tim Gunn would say, "I have concerns."

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  17. arthur has gotten really boring for me

    *yawn*

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  18. Oh Artie, getting to see Jon Gossilen at some party. Lucky boy! Oh to live the live of a SUPERSTAR. Gag. I had more fun sitting at home alone with some Vic and a Weeds marathon.

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  19. I think this blog serves an excellent purpose, even if it does just regurgitate Kade's blog. It chokes off his publicity and it pisses him off.

    He's a fucking arsehole who thrives on the oxygen of attention that his blog gives him. Even though this blog is also attention, he knows it's entirely negative and an embarrassment (although I'm not sure he knows what an embarrassment is). The fewer the comments on his blog, the worse he looks (hence the cutting and pasting of comments from here).

    This is a thorn in his side and a way for us to watch the car crash without pumping the ego.

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  20. I'm honestly concerned that Kade is worried about his daughter's attraction to him, but mostly because he is only worried about her attraction if she is a 10. He didn't say, what if she is a 5 and is attracted to me, no, he makes the case where she is hot, and he is easily projecting his worries onto her hypothetical head.

    A psychiatrist should be able to use his site as the one and only reason needed for Kade to never be a parent.

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  21. I'm worried in case my non-existent daughter wants to fuck me at some point in the future?

    He doesn't say that he'd reject her because he thinks it would be totally fucked up and insane. he says he'd reject her because it would be socially unacceptable (of course, this is only if she's "ridic hot". Another odd factor to mention).

    Has there ever been a person as egocentrically insane as Mr Kade, the hypothetical incestuous paedophile?

    What if he has a boy who looks like him and he finds himself really attracted to this younger, hotter version of himself? Will he wank over pictures of his son, fretting all the while that sex with him would be 'socially unacceptable'? Or will he just rape him like daddy would?

    Who knows?

    CUNTOUT!

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  22. His voice cracking at the end of the first video is fucking awesome. What's up Peter Brady?

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  23. Yawn. Stop trying to bait people Arthur. This post was beyond obvious in it's design to offend and get people to respond. It's total amateur hour with this one... oh wait. Look who I am talking about. Right. You ARE a total amateur.

    Anyway, this was boring. Work harder, monkey. Work harder.

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  24. hey everyone, i am in one of the pics with arthur over the weekend and he was in fact in the mogul room. I dont know why everyone is saying hes not allowed in there but everyone in the mogul room and g-loung loves him. hes actually not a d-bag in person like i thought he would be. surprise surprise.

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  25. My new word for birth control is 'kade'. Such as "Oops, I forgot to take my Kade yesterday"...and Did you bring a Kade, because I can't have unprotected sex.

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  26. @Anon at 7:37 a.m. (a.k.a. Arthur) - nice try.

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  27. LOL, the voice cracks at the end are the best part of the videos. you never know when you will get to hear one but when it happens - shit it's funny.

    Still going through puberty, Kade?

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  28. So Arthur Kade aka Arthur Bret Kadyshes of Philadelphia is pretty much admitting he's a pedophile?

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  29. The Kween can have a whole litter.

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  30. I love how every Anonymous commenter MUST be the person who was given props to in the comment itself or (if supporting AK) is AK -- what a bunch of morons.

    I guess I must be AK!

    Idiots.

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  31. I thought Kade lived in a shithole -- that's a hot bathroom in the last video -- how did he manage that?

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  32. @Anon at 1:28 p.m. -- If you're an Arthur fan, then why are you here? You don't have to read this blog. And yes, often the allegedly positive comments are just the delusional monkey or his puppet master(s). Maybe you are, maybe you aren't - that's not the point. The point is that a majority of the time the anonymous comments that pipe up in favor of the AK-47 are painfully transparent because of the horrid grammar, puncuation, word choice and syntax (all of which are similar to the ridiculous efforts on his own blog). But whatever. You'll probably attack me now. No worries.

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  33. Hey GN, I see you made it home from work. Taking a little time to post before you ‘tape the cock’? And yes, it must be. I can smell the saline. That's pretty good, by the way, "I thought Kade lived in a shithole". Then you defend him with "hot bathroom"? Shithole, bathroom, get it?

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  34. Kego is being pessimistic. A real dilemma would be if he had two daughters. What if the one he was having sex with wouldn’t get her sister to join in? After all, he said he needed ‘more’.

    All of this is of no concern. Kego isn’t having sex with anyone. And it’s not likely he will.

    A little advice for Kego and the ‘one who grinds’. Stop doing lines off of the toilet seats. If whatever is on those seats doesn’t get you, whatever is on the rolled up dollar bill will.

    A question for GN; Do you condone Karti’s demands for incest? Come on, get off the fence, you’re either for it or against it. A lack of a response would seem to indicate you’re for it. Does your mom or dad know about this? How about everyone at the station? What about your ‘team’?

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  35. You fellows are fucking retarded if you think this is a genuine post from Arty. He's taking the piss out of you and you're all sucking on his bellend for all you're worth. It hurts you to think that someone actually likes him. The fact is he IS a celebrity, he is well known in Philly, NY and LA. It really rattles your cages to see the development of his brilliant character, that he invented himself, 'the Kween'. He's not only an actor but he can also write and do comedy.
    Your jealousy has turned to obsession. When Arty makes it big are you still going to write the nonsense you do? No. You will be sucking his arsehole begging for a fart

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