Cockgobbling Arthur Kade not invited to Tamburino Wedding

Arthur Kadyshes, perhaps more accurately described as Crisco McLispo, was not invited to this weekend's wedding of Sabrina Tamburino, a girl Kade has claimed he is friends with. In his "Players" section, Lispy wrote all about how he was good friends with "Bling" (his name for Sabrina Tamburino). Now, she's been avoiding him and the negative attention that comes with it for months.


We were made aware of this situation by two people who used to hang out with Kade. The first person who passed the info along said if we didn't believe it, to confirm with someone else. Now that we have confirmed it, we wanted to share it with all our readers.


Meanwhile, last night in the big metropolis of Reading, PA, the Cockgobbler's main enabler, the festively pumpkin-headed* GN Kang was playing football in her underwear in front of a tiny crowd. I'm sure her parents are proud! The Philadelphia Football Team for Underemployed Women opened its season looking ridiculous and playing in front of a tiny crowd. Congrats.... we think... are in order for GN. For the rest of us, uncomfortable laughter. And for GN's parents, probably a lot of embarassment if they ever find out.


Tonight, Lispy McDouchefaggot is probably going to stay in Philadelphia and act like a retard. Just a prediction. We hope you'll check back tomorrow to see what The Failure..... errrr, the Brand... lies about next. Til then..... se ya! Hope your weekend is better than Kadyshes'!

* unfortunately GN's pumpkin head is not just a Halloween costume.
:-(

****THIS IS AN EDIT BECAUSE I KNOW NOWHERE ELSE TO JAM THIS PICTURE****

If she touches you as she says, "Thinner." watch out.

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Insatiable Hunger

More delusion, more food, more lies. More from Cock Gobbling, cum gargling, anal wart Arthur Kadyshes...

For 7.913 months, “The Journey” has moved at warp speed and Arthur Kade has accomplished things in “The Biz” that almost no other person has done this quickly, and yet, last night I found myself complaining about where I am at. While watching My Phils (This Phillies team exhibits all of the same “Rocky-Like” characteristics that I do, and somehow I feel that we will forever be linked together in history as having put Philly on the map with other world cities like KA and NYC because of our heart, personality, and will power) almost steal another game from The Yanks, I was talking to a girl and told her, “I Love acting. It just sucks because I have spent like 50 hours the last 2 weeks concentrating on writing a book (I love authoring as well, but I wish I could have a camera on me while I did it), and have a hit TV Show that I am developing for networks with IMG Media, and haven’t been able to get out there and do what it is “”The Journey”" is all about (The Craft and partying with fellow celebs)”, and she answered, “Are you seriously complaining right now? People would kill for both of those opportunities.” Between writing and conference calls, I have been doing everything to take these opportunities to the next level, but I miss the smell of a movie set, having the cameras on me, and doing my part to make the movie or TV Show a hit. I am “The Buzz” right now in “The Biz”, and yet I am never happy.

When I was in Sharon’s Improv class this week, it was just The Brand and his craft (No Cameras, no publicity, no celebrity) and I was just able to be an actor, and it felt so good, but at the same time I crave the limelight and have an opportunity right now to become the biggest star in the world, and can’t do it half way. For anybody who is not an author like me (I was talking to a writer at Cosi who recognized me who told me he has been writing a novel for 4 years now, and told me that what has happened to me is “A Home Run”), they will never understand the time and effort that is involved in writing an award winning book, and how much acting work, I have been turning down like background on The Beaver, Fringe, White Collar, and other shows and movies to get “The Book” ready.

While walking home, I thought to myself, “Yes, I am in this holding pattern because I have to focus my energy for the next few weeks on creating a hit TV show with IMG Media, and writing a NY Times Bestseller for Trident Media Group, but I should get on my knees for god everyday because he has blessed me with the talent and drive to make this happen so quickly, and there are hacks out there like the guy who did videos of me a few months ago in KA, who labor around in obscurity and would give their right testicle to be where I am at. Success and Celebrity are a gift and a curse at the same time, because sometimes I become so used to being on top, that I can’t accept why I am not moving even higher right away, but the reality is that I have years to act in major productions, but only moments to make 2 HUGE national things like a TV Show and Book a hit. I guess this insatiable hunger and never being satisfied is what has made me the media sensation I am today, but at the same time it’s why I battle constant anxiety and depression because I wonder if i will ever be satisfied?

I am still deciding if I am going to party with Audrina Patridge at our table at Dusk tomorrow (My friend and fan Marshall Barnes, who is considered by many right now the hottest DJ in KA is also spinning there), but will let Kade Nation know as soon as I decide.

“In the heat of the battle, the hot girl will always go home with the guy who has the biggest dick”…Arthur Kade…10/30/09

Here is a picture of a fan who stopped me in my building and said, “Oh my God, Can we take a picture. Me and my friends stalk him” He was a real cool dude so I took it.

Off camera there is a Kadecomplis holding a gun to Sharon's head.

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The New Chateau Kade

I'm guessing we never see this place again. I say that because despite it only being a 6 month lease (so he claims) I don't believe he really signed a lease. I bet he shot this video when he was pretending to look for a place and now is claiming it as his own. If he's telling the truth - why start now? - it'll never get decorated and he'll live in it like a transient. More stupidity, delusions and pictures of food the Cock Gobbling deluded one, Arthur Kadyshes...

Arthur Kade is now in the process of relocating The Brand to an amazing new bachelor pad that will help give him the privacy and ability to explore his sensual and sensitive side for the next steps of “The Journey”. The new “Chateau Kade” has so much personality and charisma, and will be great for the next 6 months as I finish up the East Coast legs of “The Journey”, and take my looks, talents, and celebrity to KA for “Kade Style” domination. I would describe The Chateau as “intimate, sexy, and inspiring”, and I am sure that any 9 or 10 that makes an appearance will want to stay over and experience it.

Here is the video of the new Chateau Kade, as well as videos and pictures from last night.

“The Phillies are everything that is good about Philadelphia. Arthur Kade is everything that is great about America”…Arthur Kade…10/29/09

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Famous or Infamous? (Also Submit Any Questions For Q&A)

He just gets dumber and dumber by the post. That's all I'm saying cause it's World Series time! More misogyny, more lies, more bullshit from the Cock Gobbler, Arthur Kadyshes...

While walking through the city on my way to my amazing acting coach, Sharon’s house, to prepare for today’s audition for a sports commercial, I ran into an old acquaintance (I met her at Continental, and took her home the first night, and the sex was ridic because she was SO sexual), and she stopped me on the street, and said, “Well look who it is. Mr. Arthur Kadyshes. Excuse me, I mean Mr. Arthur Kade.”, and I responded , “Ha Ha, What’s that supposed to mean?”, and she answered, “I hear you’re becoming a big shot famous celebrity, but is it exactly the way you want people to view you?”

I can’t stand when Gen Poppers talk to me like that, because she would never have had the balls to even think about selling her career to take the chance of a lifetime, plus I think she is still bitter with me that we slept together (She used to be a Philly 9.45 model with great boobs, an amazing pair of legs, and DSL Lips that were so soft to kiss, but she wanted a boyfriend at the time and that was a total turn off for me. Last night, I barely recognized her because she had a kid, put on around 20Lbs., and her boobs looked disproportionate, probably from all the breast feeding, and I almost told her she needed to hit the gym because I was annoyed by her sarcasm with me), and I blew her off at Public House to take another girl home, but I wanted to know what she was getting at, so I asked, “What do you mean by that question?”, and she responded, “Do You think you’re becoming more famous or more infamous?”. I replied, “That’s the whole point of what I am creating. I don’t care what people think of Arthur Kade, all I care about is winning awards for my acting and writing, and being ME in the process.”. She smiled and we kissed good night (She used to have the best skin, but now she has pimples which is one of my biggest pet peeves on a girl((Almost as bad as pubic hair)) and I joked about it, and she joked, “I see you are still an asshole), and she said, “Well you’re either really smart or really dumb, but you’ve got some guts”, and I said, “I’m just being me and living my dream”.

I get asked the “Infamy” question all the time and it’s funny because I almost never care to even think about or answer it. I remember when “Super-Fan” James Frey (NY Times Best Selling Author of A Million Little Pieces) came here to meet “Arthur Mothafuckin’ Kade” (His Words), during his book reading, he talked about how when Oprah outed him as a liar, it made him Infamous, and how his idol was Ernest Hemingway who was also Infamous, and how somehow he had achieved his dream because he was this bad boy in the literary community now, and that it’s so much cooler to be Infamous than to be liked. I found that comment strange because our innate qualities as animals are to be liked and accepted (Hence 9 years of therapy for The Brand), but I understood what he meant. He meant that is was cool to be looked at as a “Bad Boy”, because it’s sexier and hotter to the other sex, and people love the “Bad Boys”, and that here was this goofy writer and literate who was now in the club that guys like Arthur Kade run.

If I could go back in time, and finish the conversation from last night differently, I would have said, “I don’t care about Fame or Infamy. “‘The Journey”" is about an amazingly talented and good looking person who wants to live a dream, but on his terms. I am not infamous because people like Al Capone, Jeffery Dahmer, and Bernie Madoff are infamous. I am just Young Hollywood’s newest and coolest Bad Boy, and I’m not ashamed of it. I’m the most honest actor and author out there because I don’t hide who I am, instead I embrace it, and I am working day and night and moving up the acting and writing ladder. People can think whatever they want” I think she would have hugged me and probably tried to take me home and have sex with me again just because that is the type of stuff that makes me so Bad and that is that I don’t care if Gen Poppers think I am famous or Infamous but they should care that I have the confidence to push forward through all the “Katers” at all costs and live my dream. Paris, Kim, and Brooke are driven by Fame. I am driven by being the best and fame is a side effect of that.

Anyway, I just finished another amazing conference call with my “Dev Deal ” team at IMG Media (I wish I could really share with Kade Nation the details of this TV show, but all I can say is “Wow!!”, get ready for the number 1 show in America to happen and it’s all moving at warp speed), and I’m jumping on a train (I am still writing Day and Night for the “The Book”), and heading to NYC where I have a sports commercial audition, and then rushing right back trying to make Sharon’s improv class at The Walnut Street Theater (It’s going to be tough) and watching the Phils take Game 1. Here are some Improv exercises we worked on last night.

“Arthur Kade is not scared of success. Success is scared of him”…Arthur Kade…10/28/09

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Day At The Cemetery

Arthur Kadyshes visits the grave of his long dead grandma and I don't feel any sympathy. I actually feel anger. A couple of things we can blame her for with this asshole... he says she taught him to be a man. If this is the type of man the woman raises I'm glad she's dead. Not only am I glad,  I actually hope someone figures out how to re-animate her so she can die again. Arturd also credits her with  keeping him out of jail and from ending up dead. I think this is the bigger of the two offenses she committed. He adds a few lies to his resumé here, the top one being he graduated in the top 20 of his high school. Only if there were 10 kids in your class, Cock Gobbler. More stupidity from Arthur Kadyshes...

Most of Kade Nation knows that I was raised by my grandmother, but what most people don’t know is that she died when I was 20, and I had just come home from work at Neiman Marcus, and when I walked in, my whole mom’s side of my family was sitting on the couches, and they told me she had died of a heart attack during the day. It was because of her that I didn’t end up in jail or dead growing up in the “Russian Projects” of The NorthEast, why I finished top 20 in my high school, why I excelled in college, why I modeled at a high level, why worked at 2 of the top retail stores in the world (Allure and Neiman Marcus where I slept with the hottest girls who used to come in and where I became a “Local Celebrity” in my late teens and early 20’s which allowed me to function in the spotlight like I do now), why I put my self through school, and why I have become an amazing man who is about to take over “The Biz” and the world. She will be the person I give the biggest “Thank you” to when I am holding Little Oscar on the podium in front of the world and will always be my heart.

“She taught me to be a man. I taught myself to be a star”…Arthur Kade…10/27/09

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What Should I Do For Halloween?

Michael Jordan. Cock Gobbler should definitely go out dressed as Michael Jordan for Halloween this year. He should then find a very "rough" area of Philly and swing by to say, "Hi!" to all his fans in that community and maybe bring them a little joy. 

So, what else do we have in this post? Well, believe it or not we have some more delusions about him partying with a famous woman. This time it's Audrina Partridge. What I don't get is that he's debating partying with her in A.C. or staying in Philly and hanging out with the same people he hangs with all week long. So, really, what we have, is him setting up his excuse as to why he wasn't partying with Audrina Partridge.

I do think this statement has to be his most ridiculous of all time: "...I often compare my career path to the heights of my favorite actor, Bobby DeNiro..." Uh, Arthur, you do realize he was in movies at a younger age AND in "Mean Streets" at 30 and The Godfather at 31, right? Your career path couldn't be further from De Niro's if you had decided to become a farmer.

Man, my head is going to explode. Anyway, more stupid pictures, another creepy video appearance by Noseferatu and Natasha Fatale, a video where Cock Gobbler looks at food and says, "this is called food, folks." and a very special picture of the Puppet Master herself, G.N. Kang. More moronic stupidity from two legged ipecac, Arthur Kadyshes... 

The biggest question being asked in the city right now is where is Arthur Kade going to be partying for Halloween and what is he dressing up as (It’s funny that Philadelphia Magazine ranked me as one of the top 3 costumes to where in the city this year along with Andy Reid and Vince Fumo), and I wish I had an amazing answer to both of those questions, but I don’t yet. Right now, I am on the fence between heading over to Dusk and giving a Brand appearance where I will be at the celebrity table with “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge (One friend asked me to rate her today, and I said, “Sometimes she looks like a KA 8.5 and sometimes she looks like a 7.5, but when I hung with Kristin she surprised me that she was prettier than I expected so it would be interesting to see”), and can probably talk to her about my show that is in development, and her people may ask my team if I want to do a spot on “The Hills” since I have such a HUGE Fan Base in KA, and would probably increase ratings for the show this season. I know Dusk will be out of control, and with me and Audrina leading the Kade Brigade, we could make it a celebrity party for the ages.

My other option, is all my friends, and The Entourage are heading to a blow out party at Public House, then Recess, then Z Bar, and although I am so “Phillied” out right now (The City not the team), last year’s Halloween party was the most fun night of the year, and it ended with me in bed with a Philly 9, so I can’t really complain. I am also debating what I am going to go dressed as, and here is what I am thinking right now, but would love the feedback of Kade Nation on both questions. Here are my thoughts, and tell me what you think or if you have some other great ideas:

Arthur Kade: This will probably be the hottest and edgiest costume of the year in Philadelphia, and it won’t require any dressing up, but it lacks originality on my part, and will probably be so overdone that I won’t be the fashion trendsetter that I always am for The Gen Pop. As Philly Mag suggested, I could also have my usual girl entourage with Kade ratings on their shirts and a killer new Fedora. This will work well for Audrina since Kristin probably told her about meeting me already.

Michael Jordan: I will paint myself really dark brown so that it looks authentic, wear a black cap so it looks like his bald head, and will wear a vintage Jordan outfit. Since I have been compared to him so many times, and I was a tremendous collegiate level player in my day, it would be fun to pay homage to MJ, but will it potentially hurt my ability to land a 9 or 10 because people won’t recognize that it’s me.

Superman: I already look a lot like him because of my body shape, hair color, and Greek/Italian appearance, so it would be funny to see The Brand dress up as The Man Of Steel. This is a dark horse right now because it seems to ordinary for Arthur Kade, but I would do something special for the crowd since all eyes will be on me like Britney Spears in Circus to make the Gen Pop go “Oh My God!!”.

Jesus Christ: This one would be interesting because of the obvious coincidences between “The Journey” and his life that I have pointed out in past blogs, and I could really spice him up to be really funky for a 21st century Jesus. I can’t grow facial hair well, because I grow a beard with holes in it, but with my acting abilities I could memorize scripture lines and recite them to Audrina at our table if I end up at Dusk

Bobby DeNiro/Jake LaMotta: this would be a blast since I often compare my career path to the heights of my favorite actor, Bobby DeNiro, and Raging Bull is one of my favorite all time movies, but I don’t want to be shirtless in the cold, and my abs are not where they need to be right now. I think that this could be great as tabloid fodder because shots of me without my shirt on would definitely show up on Gawker like they did this time (http://gawker.com/5313741/which-phone-is-suitable-for-arthur-kade) but if I am with Audrina and not at Public House then we will end up on Celebrity sites like The Insider and USA Today like I did with Kristin Cavillari anyway.

“Arthur Kade is the Christopher Columbus of “”The Biz”", and Little Oscar/The Pulitzer is his America”…Arthur Kade…10/27/09

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Kade Goes Solo (The Hermit Kade)

One can only hope that Arthur's moving out of Ron Hansen's condo means it's yet another place he's been kicked out of! And will someone please tell Arthur that it's ridiculous to use the words "best selling author, soon to be bestselling book, bring me into the eyes of other NY Times Bestsellers like Clancy, Brown, and Steele as a leader of industry and someone they can look to as a protege and fellow genius, and groundbreaking piece of American literature?" HE HAS NOT WRITTEN A SINGLE THING YET!

More completely absurd ramblings from our favorite 31 year old 10 year old...

After an amazing 7.889 months, and bouncing around various apartments and residences where I have allowed myself to experience the trials, tribulations, and plight of my fellow “Working Actor” (I wanted to live a “Third World Lifestyle” in stages, and it has allowed me to stay grounded through these beginning stages of “The Journey”), The Brand is ready to move into his own apartment, and allow myself to now experience the full maturation of my creative genius, both with The Craft, as well as a best selling author. I have been searching for the last 2 weeks for a place that would give me the “Kade Style” existence that I am used to, as well as give me the privacy that a “High profile” individual needs to explore his inner soul in order to finish the creation of my TV Show with IMG Media, continue the writing of my soon to be bestselling book represented by Trident Media Group, as well as continue building my growing resume of acting, and I have found the perfect place. I will be doing a video of my new apartment this week to introduce Kade Nation to the new and improved Chateau Kade.I’ll miss the current crib and people, but this is another growing step for me as an artist.

Great artists need privacy to tap into their “Creative Well” (Many of the greatest minds like Socrates, Plato, and Nietzsche lived a hermit like existence), and now that I have no personal privacy with the website, tabloid, and journalistic coverage that I get on a daily basis (I can’t walk through Penn Station without someone commenting on my walk on Gawker), I need to have a place where I can escape the pressures of my success and just be Arthur Kade, the actor, the author, The Brand. Superman would escape to the Fortress of Solitude when he needed a break from saving the Gen Pop, and I haven’t had an emotional break in what seems like ages, and I need the space to spit everything inside of me out for the world to taste and enjoy.

It was extremely important for me to find this level of solitude right now because I am reaching an apex of where I need my talents to be on full display, and with all of the girls that I have either been bringing home or having sleepovers with, I need privacy knowing that we are alone and can enjoy amazing sex and potential threesomes where no one is coming in and interrupting or even creating an Erin Andrews situation that could hurt my brand (I am always nervous that their are people looking through my windows or sneaking in my current place trying to get behind the scenes footage of my crazy life). It is also vital that I keep it a short term residence (I will have the flexibility to leave faster than my current place which will keep me right on schedule with my move to KA in 2010 as well as allow me the financial flexibility to look for a part time place in KA earlier so I can travel back and forth with the creation of my hit TV Show, and the finishing up of my book (All I can say is that this book is “The Talk of the Town” and is going to be so cool, so unique, and so “Arthur Kade” that I think it will bring me into the eyes of other NY Times Bestsellers like Clancy, Brown, and Steele as a leader of industry and someone they can look to as a protege and fellow genius).

I wonder if when James Frey (NY Times Best Selling Author of “A Million Little Pieces”) and Anna David (Author of “Party Girl” and “Bought”), who are Both Mega Fans of Arthur Kade and “The Journey”, came down to Philadelphia to meet and experience me a few months ago for dinner, did they imagine that I would be joining their ranks as an acclaimed author so quickly, and what is their reaction now to everything I have accomplished so far? Are they proud of me for changing the game at such a rapid rate, are they surprised that everything I have prognosticated happening in “The Biz” has happened, and am I the talk of the literary community right now to the point that everyone is wondering what this book will contain, and whether it will become “A groundbreaking piece of American Literature along the lines of Hamlet, The Da Vinci Code, and The NoteBook?”.

“I Love when writers from Rolling Stone meet me out, and they know who Arthur Kade is, and I tell them “”You Guys should do a story on me”"”…Arthur Kade…10/25/09

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Different Looks A Disgusting Pig Receives From Imaginary Women

If the post below doesn't make you want to vomit, I don't know what else will:

I find it amazingly funny how girls react after someone of my caliber has hooked up with or slept with them, and why there has to be weirdness when you didn’t take them seriously after it. I ran into a girl yesterday who I had hooked up with (Did everything but sex, and she was a Philly 9.35 with a killer body and pretty face, but she was a “Dead Fish, so I decided to never experience round 2), and we talked for about 5 minutes, and it couldn’t have been weirder, or more awkward. I was telling my friend later while we were on our way to the gym, “It was actually hilarious because she just gave me the “”I hate that you’ve seen me naked”" look where she talks to you to be polite, but looks at you with total and utter disdain. Most girls who aren’t sluts take nakedness very seriously, so the fact that she knows that we almost had sex. and I never hung with her again is like a sword in her heart, and seeing Arthur Kade knowing that he almost totally had you, and is now developing a hit TV Show and authoring a NY Times Bestseller, and that she will never enjoy The Brand again must have killed her As we were walking I started think about all the different types of looks that can happen with girls that will cause weirdness in public, so here they are:

1) The “I hate that I slept with you” look: this is where you run into a girl in a club that you took down the first night you met her, and she is hoping to never see you again, but you end up seeing her in a VIP area, and you have another girl with you who is hotter than her that you introduce them. The girl will usually be cordial with you, but as soon as you walk away, she will say to her friends, “He sucked in bed anyway”.

2) The “I hate that you’re a celebrity now” look: this has been happening a lot to me because I have hooked up with what seems like half the known world, and have been an asshole to 99.8 percent of them. When I started “The Journey”, I’m sure all those girls became ultra-haters, and now that I am developing a TV Show with “Entertainment Powerhouse” IMG Media, becoming a rising acting star, and repped by Trident Media Group for my tremendous writing abilities which will make me a bestselling author, they want to jump off a roof. I always make sure to mention all of those things when I see them and watch them squirm

3) The “I can’t believe you slept with my friend/sister/roommate/mother” look: this one has happened to me many times, especially because Philly is a petri dish where everyone seems to get recycled, so it’s inevitable not to sleep with one of the above after you had been with the girl. The girl will usually come up to you angry and call you an asshole, but my cardinal rule in this situation is “Deny, Deny, Deny”. Usually this will pit them against each other, and you can go off and find another friend to take home.

4) The “I hate that I blew you” look: this one is my favorite because not every hot girl will give oral sex, so when a girl does, it gives elite men like Arthur Kade a certain power knowing that they had their penis in their mouth, and the girl knows it. It is especially worse because the girl stands there thinking, “I guarantee that he told all his friends that I blew him, and whether I swallowed. I hate him”. The girl will again be nice to your face, but when you walk away she will tell her friends, “He had a small penis anyway” to make her self look better.

5) The “I can’t believe I was with him and his girl in a threesome” look-this is where a girl that you only know because she participated in a threesome with you and a girl you were dating, and was REALLY never hoping to see you again, and then you see her in a club, and of course Arthur Kade will try to set up another threesome with her and another girl. Non-sluts will look at this as an insult, but I have convinced girls multiple times to participate again. Most girls hate people knowing that they do threesomes, so the best way to overcome this in public is bring it up to them in front of their friends and diffuse the situation or just get a good laugh.

6) The “You took me to dinner, and I thought we had great chemistry, but you never called me again” look: RUN…Just RUN.

“The measure of a man is not how much money you have, but it sure helps when you have a 10 in your Bentley”…Arthur Kade…10/23/09 (Who just wrote his 300th post!!)

Also please checkout the trailer for a movie that one of my fellow working actors (He is the one I did the Dave Mamet Scene from “Heist” with in Mike Lemon’s class) is starring in at Iamfimworks.com.

A picture one of my fans in Microsoft land of Kirkland, WA sent me wearing what looks like a homemade “Kade Out!” shirt showing how fans across the country love and copy my now celebrity “Kade-isms”

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Alternate Kadesistence - Holy Christ What Does That Even Mean?

One thing that disgusts us more than anything here at LegoWig is Arthur's utter disdain for regular, average people, aka the "Gen Pop." It's really quite sad to see someone whose life is a complete joke look down on the very people they'll count on to watch their movies one day (even though we KNOW for a fucking FACT that Kade will never, ever be in a movie or show that the mainstream public will see or pay money for, you get my point). Honestly folks, it should sicken you to the core that this scumbag thinks that just because people are not going after some insane dream, or are dedicated to raising a family and putting food on the table, that their lives are miserable. It's really shocking to see how far gone Arthur is, and how disgusting his opinion of anyone who's not him is.

Read on... the latest from the world's most vile person:

I just finished watching a tremendous movie with two of my favorite peers, Leo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet (Who did an amazing job with the character of April, but they really made her look like a 5 with a HUGE gunt, horrible skin, and bad hair, and it made me think how the Gen Pop had sex in the 50’s because they didn’t even shave back then, and I couldn’t do it, or at the very least give effective oral sex), and all I could think about while watching an emotionless couple who was trapped by society, children, and money is that could have been Arthur Kade. It just makes you realize how many Gen Poppers live this life with little love, children that drive them nuts, and careers that make them suicidal, and this couple had a chance to do something and change it, and they chose not to because they were cowards. They were cowards in the sense that they depended on money, and lifestyle, and societal norms and they had the chance to change that and didn’t take it. I walk the street everyday like a conquering hero to fans around the world, and yet so few take my lead and pursue their slice of the cake.

I spent so many years in that same life working as a legendary successful financial advisor, sleeping with every hot creature that walked, and living life at the highest levels, and if I didn’t find the strength and courage to start “The Journey”, I wouldn’t be a growing celebrity and probably would have been suicidal right now with a girl I can’t stand. I have so much trouble understanding why people don’t want to be happy, and why people let themselves feel trapped married to a horrible wife, giving birth to kids they don’t want , and in the end they look back at their life and wonder what happened. The hardest thing to do is be happy, because it’s easier to be miserable and complain, but happiness takes a level of risking everything that most people don’t have the balls to do.

After 7.6811 months of “The Journey”, I’m on my way to creating a number 1 TV Show for a network, and writing a NY Times Bestseller (I had people tell me at ZBar that they can’t wait until my book comes out and I promise that it will be so balls ass hot and “Kade Style” that I am curious if the concept will potentially win me a Pulitzer, but I have to say it is beyond time consuming where I should be doing hit film acting), and all I could think about was that if I didn’t finally grow my set of balls, chuck my old life away, and create the Balls Ass sensation that has become the international celebrity many call The Brand, I would have been them. I have a house in the suburbs, had a great girlfriend 5 years ago in that house, we had a great google-eyed dog, and a great life, and almost everyday I would wake up and want to scream. I could see Kate Winslet’s face, and she was dying inside, and I remember feeling that way where you feel like you’re buried alive and you want so much more, but days go by, and Arthur Kade was dying.

“The Journey” has always been about finding little Oscar, and now I will also probably win an Emmy and become a great writer of our generation (I had an actor tell me, “You have no idea how many actors are jealous of what you’ve done”), but what it also was about was finding Arthur Kade inside of Arthur Kade, and letting him breathe. People have become fans of “The Journey” around the world not only because of who I am, but because I give them hope for a better tomorrow, and watching that movie reminded me of the alternate Kadesistence I could have had.

Here is a video of me working on my scene from David Mammet’s “Heist”, with Sharon. and Q and A coming soon..

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A Brief History of Kadyshes Facts

I'm providing this brief summary of The [Cocaine Enabled] Journey as a service to those of you who weren't around from the beginning or don't check in regularly. If you see any facts missing that I should include, post them in the comments and I'll add them in when I have time. In addition, feel free to link to this post or email this post to people who might be interested in our continuing expose of this pathetic cockgobbling moron.

Here, in no particular order, are the things newcomers need to know to get caught up:

- Arthur's real name is Arthur Kadyshes. He's an out-of-work former salesman of insurance products in the Philadelphia area.
- It is widely believed that Arthur Kadyshes is gay or at least unsure of his sexuality. People constantly allude to this in his comments section and there have been several hilarious photoshop pictures about it, such as this one:

- Arthur is fairly poorly educated. He writes poorly, can't spell, has no sense of humor or irony, and seemingly no sense of culture at all. This reflects poorly on his time at Temple U. Although I hate to bash a local school, I have to point out that it's not exactly an exclusive school.
- Arthur thinks he can/will become an international celebrity and movie star. To date, however, he has not had a single speaking role and none of the auditions he has done have come out positively for him. He has been relegated to low-paying "extra" work, the type that almost anyone can get. Kade likes to exaggerate and often claims that he is a "featured extra" -- whatever that means.
- Arthur's roommate Ron Hansen is somehow involved in enabling/encouraging Kadyshes, but we're not sure how. Ron seems to be a douchebag loser like Kade, but at least he doesn't blog about it and subject himself to ridicule directly. It appears Hansen lets Kade sleep in the den/home office of his 1 BR apartment.
- Arthur's biggest enabler by far is G.N. Kang, an unfunny, untalented wannabe who is a radio sidekick and plays football in her underpants on the side. She is visible in a lot of Kade's videos, including taping him. In other videos you can hear her laughing at Kade's stunts to encourage him. She's a trainwreck and I could say more, but I don't want to get too far off track when this is really about Arthur.
- Kade pretends he has high standards in women, but then hangs out with disgusting, overly-made-up, uncultured, uneducated, tacky women. In particular, Kade seems to like chubby girls with a "gunt" which he calls a "stomach-vagina connector bump" or something like that. For example, one of his bff's is Sabrina Strickland, who has a gunt. So Sabrina is the type of "hot Philly 9" that Kade hangs out with, but he thinks Angelina Jolie is not hot? Ha. Moron.
- Sabrina has a man's voice. Seriously. Here's a video link where you can check it out. Sabrina is the girl on the left with the gunt; the girl on the right with the hideous bangs and no class is the ever-worthless Kadyshes accomplice Lindsay J. Furman.
- Kade's acting and speech coaches have made little or no progress with him but have taken a lot of his money. I almost feel bad for Kade... almost.
- Kade grew up in poor circumstances in a low-class area of Philadelphia. His mom and dad apparently abandoned him and he was raised by his grandmother. If you watch the videos, especially the ones with his parents, you can tell that this has played a major role in forming who he is.
- A few local establishments have banned Douchebag Kade from entering. They deserve credit and referrals for doing so--we'll post an updated list when we know all the places that have banned Kade.
- Arthur's dad appears in a few videos. He appears visibly irritated or disgusted with Arthur and also seems to think it's weird that Arthur tapes routine/mundane things like standing in line at an Eagles game. Through various commenters, we have learned that Arthur's dad is/was a mysogynist and was taken to court for sexually harassing women.
- The name for this blog comes from a truly awful haircut that Kade's step mom gave him. Kade tried to claim that it looked like a model and that he liked it, but he was fiercely mocked on this site, his own site, and in real life, so he quickly got another haircut so he wouldn't look like a lego-wigged moron anymore. (It didn't fully work, because he looks like a moron no matter what haircut he gets.)

Will update more later......

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A Phone Call From Kade Nation

Some drunk college kids call Cock Gobbler and he does all kinds of stuff to his phone that is pretty gay considering they're MALE as they say things that are mainly unintelligible. More stupidity from Arthur Kadyshes... 

I get calls from fans around the world every day, and like most celebs, I choose to ignore them because I am busy trying to find Little Oscar, Ms. Emmy, and now The Pulitzer, but these guys from Wheaton College in Massachusetts were way to cute to resist. They actually called and after I hung up on them right away, they texted me telling me they were fans, and then called again. Once in a while, The Brand has to be a ruler “For the People” and show the Gen Pop I care.

Here is an amazing new article written about me on what is quickly becoming my own personal celebrity tabloid, Gawker, and the video of me taking the call from the guys at Wheaton:

http://gawker.com/5386110/arthur-kade-just-about-ready-to-bend-over

“Arthur Kade is not a role model. He’s an artist who’s becoming a god”….Arthur Kade…10/22/09

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The Camera Effect

More of the same ol' same ol' from the VERY deluded cock gobbling idiot Arthur Kadyshes...

It is truly a study of watching the amazing change in people as they watch someone like Arthur Kade rise from the slums of welfare and almost poverty (Sometimes I would compare the hope that I give the Gen Pop to Jim Braddock in Cinderella Man), and becoming a future award winning actor (TV “Dev Deal” with IMG Media for Number 1 Show, Potential Pilot in the making, various short films, etc..) and acclaimed NY Times Bestselling author (Someone BBM’ed me that my book will be one run on sentence, and I simply wrote back, “KadeSpeare”), and how people react to fame and celebrity. Almost everyone now is a Kadewagon jumper, and it is funny when people who talked MASSIVE shit on you come up to you in a club and try to now kiss The Brand’s ass because he has become a household commodity (I had 4 people come up to me last night who I have all been told talked shit about me ((Pre-Celebrity)) and one even came up to me and said, “Let’s squash it”, and I looked at her and said, “You think I haven’t heard all the shit you talked about me, and now that I am blowing up you come up to me and say that? Go fuck yourself”) and is wanted by every girl. I call this “The Camera Effect” because it symbolizes the effect that happens to people when the camera is on them, because some people become bigger than what they are normally, and others become smaller because they are timid and shy, but almost everyone changes when the camera is on them because people don’t have the natural charisma and charm that I do, and I look at myself as a human camera because now that I am famous people don’t know how to act around me, and all want to shine in my limelight, and kiss my ass trying to become part of the phenomenon that is Arthur Kade, and “The Journey”, and maybe get a bedroom in my future KA mansion.

It’s even funnier when girls videotape during sex because they will all try to become Jenna Jameson and act for the camera (My favorite is when they look at it like someone is directing them, and I truly do believe that at heart almost every girl wants to be a porn star), and I even had one time where I lost my erection because the girl was so over the top and went from being a “Dead Fish” to screaming that I had to turn the camera off because she was bugging me out, and acting like a lunatic. I was talking to a girlfriend and telling her , “Sometimes I worry that there are tapes of me and girls floating around somewhere, and once I am “A List” I will have some old girl I slept with trying to cash in on me”, but then I smile and think, “Everyone has a sex tape now, and it would probably be kind of funny when I am watching Entertainment Tonight, and I am the lead story” although I don’t want “The Biz” to look at me more like a celebrity than an award winning actor and author.

That’s why I have become such a brilliantly talented and gifted student of The Craft, because when the camera is on me, I am the same old Arthur Kade, and all great actors as Mike Lemon would say, “Just make it effortless and say the lines”. Last night we had our final film class, and Mike brought in a director to videotape our scene, and as you can see by the interview below, my partner and I killed it (It will be edited by the director, and when it is done I will put it on the site). We only had to do one take from each angle, and if there was a picture of “Acting Pro” in the dictionary, we would have been it last night. All the classmates said goodbye, and I can honestly say that I felt sad knowing that was probably the last time they would see me before I become a mainstream TV/Movie star/Best Selling Author, and they will all be able to tell their kids and grand kids, “I studied with Arthur Kade”.

As we finished class last night, one of my friends and classmates asked me, “Sometimes I wonder if I have what it takes?”, and I told him, “We all have what it takes, but the thing that makes anyone get to the top is the ability to hear “”NO”" and keep pushing ahead”.  That is true domination, “Kade Style”.

“I wonder if The Phillies will give me an honorary World Series Ring because I am an important symbol of Philadelphia?”…Arthur Kade…10/22/09

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